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- Well it's me again, you fudge packers. Here's the "news".
- Report: Biden Plans Photo ID Cards for Illegals
- Access to Public Benefits
- US President Joe Biden addresses the 78th United Nations General Assembly at UN headquarters in New York City on September 19, 2023. (Photo by Ed JONES / AFP) (Photo by ED JONES/AFP via Getty Images)
- Joe Biden’s DHS is reportedly planning to give photo identification cards to illegal aliens before they are released into the United States.
- AG Garland Calls Accusations of Anti-Catholic Bias ‘Outrageous’
- AG Garland Calls Accusations of Anti-Catholic Bias ‘Outrageous’
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- Peter Schweizer: The Clintons Are Masters of 'Disaster Capitalism'
- Peter Schweizer: The Clintons Are Masters of 'Disaster Capitalism'
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- Exclusive: 'DHS Out to Lunch,' Plans Massive Migrant Release, Says Source
- Exclusive: 'DHS Out to Lunch,' Plans Massive Migrant Release, Says Source
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- Over Two Dozen GOP Senators, Lawmakers Say No More Funding for Ukraine
- Over Two Dozen GOP Senators, Lawmakers Say No More Funding for Ukraine
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- Nolte: CEO Bob Iger Says Disney will ‘Quiet the Noise’ in Culture Wars
- Nolte: CEO Bob Iger Says Disney will ‘Quiet the Noise’ in Culture Wars
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- Fashion Notes: The Insincerity of John Fetterman's Hoodie, Explained
- Fashion Notes: The Insincerity of John Fetterman's Hoodie, Explained
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- Report: Joe Biden's DHS Plans ID Cards for Illegal Aliens Freed into U.S.
- Report: Joe Biden's DHS Plans ID Cards for Illegal Aliens Freed into U.S.
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- NFL Trans Cheerleader Seeks to Inspire Youth
- NFL Trans Cheerleader Seeks to Inspire Youth
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- Democrats Panic as Trump Plans to Visit Striking Auto Workers
- Democrats Panic as Trump Plans to Visit Striking Auto Workers
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- Succession: Rupert Murdoch Hands Company to Son Lachlan
- Succession: Rupert Murdoch Hands Company to Son Lachlan
- Monkey Man Gets 192 Years in Slammer After Shooting Man and Paralyzing Him After He Saw Him Beating His Girlfriend.
- Diz nigga be busted.
- Negro Shot by Cops in Hamilton Heights After Charging at Them with Duel-Wielding Knives.
- 2 Negresses Kick and Attack 7-11 Customers After Being Locked inside for Shoplifting.
- Bongo Beater Arrested in Prairie Village for Scamming Woman $25K.
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- Samsung Sam
- Samsung Sam is a shitty forced corporate meme when in 2021, Korean electronics company Samsung had rejected promotional materials leaked for yet another shitty AI-powered virtual assistant. Where other companies like Apple and Amazon failed, Samsung took a lesson from Valve and were attempting to tap into the Anime Coomer market. When Samsung finally acknowledged the existence of their abandoned prototype Android Waifu™, Twitter lost their collective sex-addled degenerated minds. To nobody's surprise, a shit load of Rule 34 was made almost instantly and proliferated across the interwebz. Samsung Sam is now the waifu of millions of retarded basement-dwellers who will never get a girlfriend. This basically proves humanity is fucked forever.
- (( FICTIONAL WAIFUS FOR MODERN NERDS ))
- ........ Alright here's Anglin.
- Poland Announces End to Military Aid for the Ukraine!
- Andrew Anglin September 22, 2023
- Previously: Poles Officially Experiencing “Ukie Fatigue”
- This is a massive story that is somehow not being considered important by the New York Times, Washington Post, CNN, or any of the others.
- This should be the top headline.
- Poland has been the single biggest ally of the Ukraine, and somehow, these Ukies managed to piss them off so bad that they’re dipping out.
- The Guardian:
- Poland, one of Ukraine’s staunchest allies, has announced an end to its arms transfers to the country, a day after President Volodymyr Zelenskiy accused Warsaw of playing into Russia’s hands by banning Ukrainian grain imports.
- Poland is one of Kyiv’s main weapons suppliers and has been one of the loudest cheerleaders for the Ukrainian cause since the full-scale invasion began last February, but relations have soured over recent days amid the growing row over grain.
- It’s a lot more complicated than that.
- Poland has an entire list of complaints, from the celebration of the mass murder of Polish peasants, to the behaviors of refugees in their country, to the entitlement.
- The grain deal hissy-fit was just the final straw.
- The argument has led to heated rhetoric between the two countries on the sidelines of the UN general assembly, with the Polish president, Andrzej Duda, comparing Ukraine to “a drowning person clinging to anything available”.
- On Wednesday, the Polish prime minister, Mateusz Morawiecki, said his country had decided to prioritise its own defence in the future. “We are no longer transferring weapons to Ukraine because we are now arming Poland with more modern weapons,” he said.
- The announcement has largely rhetorical significance – the majority of available Polish military aid was transferred to Ukraine in the early months of the war, and there is no question of putting a stop to the use of Poland as a transit and repair hub for weapons supplies from other countries.
- On Thursday, the Warsaw government spokesperson Piotr Müller clarified the statement, noting that Poland “is only carrying out previously agreed supplies of ammunition and armaments”.
- Probably… it was probably also a consideration of the Poles that the Ukraine is totally losing, and it is therefore pointless to support them.
- What’s more: if the Ukraine loses, the government is going to collapse, and the Poles will once again have a shot at their plan to occupy Galicia.
- Stupid like a fox.
- Right now, Poland is still hosting the migrants, they’re still letting the US and EU use their territory as a staging ground for the war, and so on. But this is the first step in jumping ship totally.
- It’s the biggest indicator thus far that the jig is up.
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- The common buzzard (Buteo buteo) is a bird of prey in the family Accipitridae. The species lives in most of Europe and extends its breeding range across much of the Palearctic as far as northwestern China (the Tian Shan), far western Siberia, and northwestern Mongolia. It is a year-round resident over much of its range. However, buzzards from the colder parts of the Northern Hemisphere as well as those that breed in the eastern part of their range typically migrate south for the northern winter, many journeying as far as South Africa. The common buzzard is an opportunistic predator that can take a wide variety of prey, but it feeds mostly on small mammals, especially rodents such as voles. It typically hunts from a perch. Like most accipitrid birds of prey, the common buzzard builds a nest and has a relatively small brood of young. It appears to be the most common diurnal raptor in Europe; estimates of its total global population run well into the millions. This steppe buzzard (of the subspecies B. b. vulpinus) was photographed in Etosha National Park, Namibia.
- Photograph credit: Charles J. Sharp
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- Bye, guys. I'm gonna go have sex with my houseplant... We just got engaged, so we're having sex a lot.
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