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- Brawls Break Out at San Diego's Petco Field During Padres-Giants Games
- Whitmer: 'Who Cares' if I think Unborn Are People? It's Up to Individuals
- Biden Co-Chair on Lack of Border Action: Trump Is Exploiting Garcia Death
- Michigan Poll Shows Trump Leading Biden as Voters Express Support for Mass
- Taiwan: Multiple Buildings Collapse After Earthquake
- Trudeau to Canadians: My Migration Policy Cuts Wages
- Trump: Election Day Will Be ‘Christian Visibility Day’
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- Nebraska Gov Backs Conservative-Led Effort to Award All of State’s Electoral Votes to Statewide Presidential Winner
- How Winner-Take-All System Could Make Donald Trump President
- Terje Anderson, left, one of the three members of Vermont's Electoral College, casts his v
- NE Gov. Pillen has backed an effort to award all of the state’s electoral votes to the presidential candidate who wins statewide.
- RFK Jr. Says Biden ‘Much Worse Threat to Democracy’ Than Trump
- RFK Jr. Says Biden 'Much Worse Threat to Democracy' Than Trump
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- Mitch McConnell, 82, Vows to Remain in Senate to Fight His Own Party
- Mitch McConnell, 82, Vows to Remain in Senate to Fight His Own Party
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- Nebraska Governor Backs Conservative-Led Effort to Award All of State’s Electoral Votes to Statew
- NE Gov. Backs Effort for All Electoral Votes to Statewide President Winner
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- California Raises Minimum Wage For Fast Food Workers Despite Highest Unemployment Rate In the Natio
- California Raises Minimum Wage Despite Highest Unemployment Rate in the US
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- Scottish Leader Claims Criticism of Hate Speech Law Only From ‘Right Wing’, Despite Opp
- Scottish Leader Says Criticism of Hate Speech Law Only From 'Right Wing'
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- Walsh: ‘I Was a Divisive Political Assh-le’ Trump Supporter
- Walsh: 'I Was a Divisive Political Asshole' Trump Supporter
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- Trump Posts $175 Million Bond to Prevent New York from Seizing Assets
- Trump Posts $175M Bond to Prevent NY from Seizing Assets
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- Bluff Called: Police Scotland Won’t Charge J.K. Rowling over Trans Comments, Author Vows to S
- Bluff Called: Police Scotland Won't Charge J.K. Rowling over Trans Comments
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- Joe Biden Tells ‘Trans Americans’ They Are ‘Made in the Image of God’
- Joe Biden Tells ‘Trans Americans' They Are ‘Made in the Image of God'
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- Hunter Biden Defeated in Attempt to Throw Out Tax Case
- Hunter Biden Defeated in Attempt to Throw Out Tax Case
- St. Louis: White Photographer Killed by Pack of Angry Negroes During Robbery.
- Blacks have the right to do this if they're deprived of their fried chicken.
- Niggard Punches Random White Man in Cincinnati.
- Cobb County Coon Gets Life After Raping Woman.
- Albuquerque Mandingo Arrested a Second Time for Committing Rape Again.
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- Rick and Morty
- Rick and Morty is Adult Swim's barely disguised ripoff of American Dad—which was itself a ripoff of Family Guy, complete with idiotic pop-culture references, forced memes and constant sex jokes for cheap laughs. While Family Guy stole its main characters from The Simpsons and made them even more tiring and boring to watch, Rick and Morty stole its main characters from "Back to the Future", but instead of learning how to make interesting and lovable characters who can go fantastic adventures, this show prefers to show dysfunctional characters yelling and screaming at each other for half an hour, feigning clever and realsitic relationships.
- The show panders to a fanbase of mentally-challenged pseudo-intellectuals who actually believe that the show is extremely deep and highly scientific in its depiction of convoluted sci-fi garbage and constant poop jokes. The show has also done a shout-out to the plethora of sick fucks who draw incest porn of the show's characters and then post it on DevianTART.
- As with all other Adult Swim shows, it has the child appeal equivalent to that of anything airing on Disney XD, animation that isn't much above what high-school, first year art students could make in their personal deviantART doodlebooks, along with repetitive episodes which entail many sexual, mutated, gore-filled adventures that are too fucked up to air on any other basic cable channel.
- The show stars a batshit-insane, drunken grandpa; named Rick, and his queer 14-year-old grandson; Morty and the retarded catastrophic abominations they create on their time-wasting journeys across the universe. It was originally just a merciful film short before Cartoon Network found out they had too much FGT, so they threw it at this and boom, we have our new show, 21-minute-long episodes of pure shitfests and scientific failure.
- There's currently 5 seasons of this shit; and counting. The fanbase is emotionally stunted, cuntilicious and beefcurtainy beyond all belief. Go and look at some of the FB fan groups for extra-deep blood sodomy with a portal gun. And don't forget the pickles.
- (( IM PICKLE RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK!!! ))
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- The European bee-eater (Merops apiaster) is a bird in the bee-eater family, Meropidae. It breeds in southern and central Europe, northern and southern Africa, and western Asia. Except for the resident southern African population, the species is strongly migratory, wintering in tropical Africa. This species, like other bee-eaters, is a richly coloured, slender bird. It has brown and yellow upper parts, whilst the wings are green and the beak is black. It can reach a length of 27–29 cm (10.6–11.4 in), including the two elongated central tail feathers. The most important prey item in its diet is Hymenoptera, mostly the European honey bee. Its impact on bee populations, however, is small. It eats less than 1% of the worker bees in areas where it lives. This group of three European bee-eaters, each with a dragonfly in its mouth, was photographed in Kondor Tanya, Kecskemét, Hungary.
- Photograph credit: Charles J. Sharp
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- Well I'm gonna go keep training my nigger Pokémon because he won't evolve. Why won't my nigger Pokémon evolve?
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