Annoying Orange vs Tabask

Test fight #1 - Annoying Orange  vs Tabask
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Annoying Orange: "B*tch"
Tabask: "What are you? Some sort of evolved Citrine?"
Annoying Orange: "I'm an orange! My name's Annoying Orange! You're?"
Tabask: "My name won't do you any good. You'll be dead soon anyway. What a shame that fate put you in front of me today."
Annoying Orange: “Blebleblebleble”
TURN 1---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Annoying Orange: “Hey green man. Hey"
Tabask: "What?"
Annoying Orange: "Knife."
Tabask: "Knife?"
A hand wielding a knife appears in front of Tabask, slashing at him.
Tabask attempts to use a scuffed Kai Kai
Annoying Orange rolls 2292
Tabask rolls 7062
Tabask's technique succeeds.
Tabask has +3% momentum, and Orange has -3% momentum
Annoying Orange: "Huh?
Tabask: "Far too slow. I'll have to give you someone who matches your mental level."
Annoying Orange: "Hey!"
Tabask creates a minion using up all of his Ki.
TURN 2---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Annoying Orange: “Death time.”
Annoying Orange punches him.
Annoying Orange rolls 11512
Tabask rolls 1230
Annoying Orange deals 8882 damage to Tabask.
All fighters have 0% momentum
Annoying Orange: “Wow did you vomit up a kid!? That’s pretty gross.”
Tabask prepares his minion to take a hit for him while he recharges Ki.
Tabask gains 2161 Ki
TURN 3---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Annoying Orange moves back and yells "ORANGE BEAM" and fires a large beam
Tabask's minion takes the hit for him
Annoying Orange rolls 10795
Tabask's minion rolls 836
Tabask's minion takes 9959 damage and gets obliterated
Orange is at 3% momentum, while Tabask is at 0% momentum
Annoying Orange: “Hah I killed your kid”
Tabask: "So it seems. But I can make more."
Annoying Orange: “Orange Nya Nya Style....
Orange Nya Nya Style....
I am an orange,
people think that I'm annoying
Say what you want
'cuz I'm certainly not boring
I hang out in the stables
with a bunch of unicorns
and i ride them into outspace -
honking unihorns!
I hangout with pear
In the kitchen every
we really like it here
We do?
We're having fun times
even squash is here”
Annoying Orange is in a boxing stance.
Tabask closes in on him and reels his open hand back to target Annoying Orange's kidneys. He also predicts Annoying Orange will try to block.
Tabask fails the prediction, as Annoying Orange decides to dodge instead.
Tabask now has -3% momentum
Annoying Orange rolls a 11922
Tabask rolls a 118
Annoying Orange has 6% momentum, while Tabask has -6% momentum
Annoying Orange: “Get trolled nerd”
TURN 4---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Annoying Orange: “Hey guess what?”
Tabask predicts Orange will throw a knife at him.
Tabask now has -9% momentum
Tabask: "Knife?"
Annoying Orange: "Knife!"
Annoying Orange: “はあらたはさまや!!!???”
Tabask attempts to jump up and kick Orange's knife into his skull
Annoying Orange rolls 99
Tabask rolls 4665
Annoying Orange takes 1805 damage
Orange has 3% momentum, while Tabask has -6% momentum
Annoying Orange: “AAGAHHHHHHHH NO THATS SUPPOSED TO HIT YOU!”
Tabask: "Well I bet this will hit you! Now stand still!"
Tabask goes to land a blow on Orange, and predicts he will attempt to dodge.
Tabask now has -9% momentum
The prediction succeeds and Orange's roll is halved.
Annoying Orange rolls a 2148
Tabask rolls a 379
Annoying Orange has 9% momentum, while Tabask has -12% momentum
Despite losing the contest, Tabask still gets a free hit on Orange's vitals due to getting off 2 predictions, and the latter loses 20% stamina.
TURN 4---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Annoying Orange: “You hoe!”
Orange punches at Tabask and predicts he'll try to dodge.
Annoying Orange now has 6% momentum
The prediction fails, as Tabask actually tries to block.
Annoying Orange rolls 538
Tabask rolls 3971
Tabask successfully blocks the punch
Annoying Orange has 3% momentum, while Tabask has -9%
Annoying Orange: *screams*
Tabask leaps away from Annoying Orange
Annoying Orange chooses not to respond to that action.
TURN 5---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Orange screams as he fires Orange Beam
Tabask side steps and closes in
Both fighters get their predictions correct on each other
Annoying Orange now has 0% momentum, while Tabask now has -12%
Tabask rolls 5715
Orange rolls 253
Tabask dodges and gets closer to Orange
Annoying Orange has -3% momentum, while Tabask now has -9%
Tabask grabs Orange's arms and attempts to suplex him.
Orange gets his prediction wrong and his roll is halved
Annoying Orange now has -6% momentum
Tabask rolls 3467
Orange rolls 2400
Orange's defense nullifies all damage
Orange has -9% momentum, while Tabask has -6% momentum
TURN 6---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Orange goes for a punch, but Tabask predicts it.
Tabask now has -9% momentum
Tabask tries to stomp his lungs before Orange hits him
Orange rolls 2322
Tabask rolls 4920
Orange's defense nullifies all damage
Orange is at -12% momentum, while Tabask is at -6%
TURN 7---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Annoying Orange forfeits. Tabask wins!
Tabask gains 70 levels.