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- Hey, guys. Newscaster Ned here just humping a lamp. Anyway, here's the news, you bunch of queers.
- Missouri AG Launches Hotline to Report Transing Procedures on Minors
- A girl waving a LGBT flag when thousands of activists from the LGBT + community and sympathizers took to the Lima downtown streets to participate in the 2022 Peru Pride Parade in search of recognition of their civil rights and against discrimination. (Photo by Carlos Garcia Granthon/Fotoholica Press/LightRocket via Getty …
- Missouri Attorney General Andrew Bailey created a hotline to report abuse cases of children who are subjected to transgender medical interventions.
- Trump: DeSantis Begged Me for an Endorsement with 'Tears in His Eyes'
- Trump: DeSantis Begged Me for an Endorsement with 'Tears in His Eyes'
- 4,453
- Rivian Truck Owner's Honeymoon Phase Ends When It Gets Stuck in Snow
- Rivian Truck Owner's Honeymoon Phase Ends When It Gets Stuck in Snow
- 3,340
- Revelation of FBI Informants Shakes Proud Boys January 6 Trial
- Revelation of FBI Informants Shakes Proud Boys January 6 Trial
- 2,199
- Tennis Great Martina Navratilova Praises World Athletics Trans Ban
- Tennis Great Martina Navratilova Praises World Athletics Trans Ban
- 587
- Kerry Says U.S. Needs to Work with China, Russia on Climate Change
- Kerry Says U.S. Needs to Work with China, Russia on Climate Change
- 3,467
- Store Employee Charged After Shooting Shoplifter at Least 10 Times
- Store Employee Charged After Shooting Shoplifter at Least 10 Times
- 1,351
- Ukraine Claims Russia Is Creating 'Division of WWII-Era T-34s'
- Ukraine Claims Russia Is Creating 'Division of WWII-Era T-34s'
- 81
- Russia Pulling Ancient T-54 and T-55 Tanks from Storage as War Drags
- Russia Pulling Ancient T-54 and T-55 Tanks from Storage as War Drags
- 2,394
- U.N. Accuses Both Russia and Ukraine of Potential War Crimes
- U.N. Accuses Both Russia and Ukraine of Potential War Crimes
- 3,332
- Turley: 'This Is a Political Prosecution'
- Turley: 'This Is a Political Prosecution'
- Liberian Negroid Arrested After Killing White Man During Drug Deal.
- Blacks always have the best drugs.
- Jig Arrested After Beating White Man to Death with Baseball Bat.
- Milwaukee: Pregnant Mudshark and Her Negro Boyfriend Crash into KK Driver After Being Chased by Police.
- Bond Denied for Baboon After He Tased Woman and Then Raped Her on Mobile Sidewalk.
- Negress Corrections Officer Suspended After Hitting Inmate with Handcuffs in Retaliation.
- Teenmonker Steals from Tip Jar from Pizza Joint, Then Dies After Driving into Pond.
- IMPD Releases Sketch Released of Homo (Erectus) Who Raped Man After Pulling Him into His SUV.
- Spic Arrested After Stabbing His Girlfriend at McDonald’s in NYC.
- .............. Don't worry about that... Okay, worry about it, I don't care... Weather.
- There is a marginal risk of severe weather today.
- Today
- 79°
- /60°
- Mostly Cloudy
- 4%
- NE 10 mph
- Mon 27 | Day
- 79°
- 4%
- NE 10 mph
- Areas of patchy fog early. Mostly cloudy skies. High 79F. Winds NE at 10 to 15 mph.
- Humidity
- 64%
- UV Index
- 7 of 10
- Sunrise
- 7:25 am
- Sunset
- 7:45 pm
- Mon 27 | Night
- 60°
- 39%
- NNE 13 mph
- Cloudy this evening. Scattered thunderstorms developing after midnight. Low near 60F. Winds NNE at 10 to 20 mph. Chance of rain 40%.
- Humidity
- 75%
- UV Index
- 0 of 10
- Moonrise
- 11:22 am
- Waxing Crescent
- Moonset
- 1:12 am
- Tue 28
- 69°
- /52°
- Cloudy/Wind
- 17%
- NNE 22 mph
- Wed 29
- 68°
- /58°
- Cloudy
- 24%
- ENE 8 mph
- Thu 30
- 80°
- /68°
- Scattered Thunderstorms
- 53%
- SE 17 mph
- Fri 31
- 83°
- /61°
- Cloudy
- 24%
- S 17 mph
- Sat 01
- 81°
- /59°
- AM Thunderstorms
- 35%
- NNE 11 mph
- Sun 02
- 85°
- /68°
- Mostly Cloudy
- 24%
- SSE 11 mph
- Mon 03
- 90°
- /69°
- Partly Cloudy
- 24%
- S 13 mph
- Tue 04
- 90°
- /66°
- Partly Cloudy
- 12%
- S 13 mph
- Wed 05
- 85°
- /64°
- Partly Cloudy
- 20%
- SSE 15 mph
- Thu 06
- 79°
- /60°
- Scattered Thunderstorms
- 54%
- SE 13 mph
- Fri 07
- 76°
- /59°
- Scattered Thunderstorms
- 42%
- E 11 mph
- Sat 08
- 78°
- /58°
- Scattered Thunderstorms
- 48%
- SE 12 mph
- Sun 09
- 77°
- /58°
- Scattered Thunderstorms
- 48%
- SSE 11 mph
- Mon 10
- 78°
- /59°
- Scattered Thunderstorms
- 36%
- SSE 10 mph
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- Current threat: Dinosaurs. 🦖
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- Putin
- Tsar Vladimir II Vladimirovich of the House of Putin: God-Emperor of Slavkind, Divine Imperator, Caesar and Autokrator of all the Russias, of Moscow, Kiev, Vladimir, Novgorod, Tsar of Kazan, Tsar of Astrakhan, Tsar of Poland, Tsar of Siberia, Tsar of Chersonesos Taurica, Tsar of Georgia, Lord of Pskov, and Grand Duke of Smolensk, Lithuania, Volhynia, Podolia, and Finland, Prince of Estland, Livland, Courland and Semigalia, Samogitia, Belostok, Karelia, Tver, Yugra, Perm, Vyatka, Bulgaria and other territories; Lord and Grand Duke of Nizhny Novgorod, Sovereign of Chernigov, Ryazan, Polotsk, Rostov, Yaroslavl, Beloozero, Udoria, Obdoria, Kondia, Vitebsk, Mstislavl, and all northern territories; Sovereign of Iveria, Kartalinia, and the Kabardinian lands and Armenian territories – hereditary Lord and Ruler of the Circassians and Mountain Princes and others; Lord of Turkestan, Heir of Norway, Duke of Schleswig-Holstein, Stormarn, Dithmarschen, Oldenburg, and so forth, and so forth, and so forth is the current President, Supreme Commander-in-Chief of the Armed Forces, and Alpha Dog of China's hat, a paradise of billionaires, natural gas pipelines, sentient botnets, and black market cesium known as Russia. He is that country's leading advocate for the legalization of getting rid of the fags and global domination. In 2012, he officially became Russia's Imperial Czar in a bid to continue the modernization of the Russian political system begun under Boris Yeltsin.
- (( BRB, Currently Reclaiming Ukraine ))
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- The Fortune Teller is an operetta in three acts composed by Victor Herbert, with a libretto by Harry B. Smith. After a brief tryout in Toronto, it premiered on Broadway on September 26, 1898, at Wallack's Theatre and ran for 40 performances. The star Alice Nielsen and many of the original company traveled to London, where the piece opened at the Shaftesbury Theatre on April 9, 1901, running for 88 performances. This 1905 poster for The Fortune Teller, depicting eight members of the women's drum corps, was presumably produced for a touring or repertoire production by Nielsen's company.
- Poster credit: United States Lithograph Company; restored by Adam Cuerden
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- BYE, GUYS. I'M GONNA GO GET MY CAPS LOCK FIXED! IT' FUCKING SUCKS THAT IT'S BROKEN.
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