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- Analysis: Biden Restrictions on ICE Agents to Devastate U.S. Border Towns
- US President Joe Biden speaks before signing executive orders on health care, in the Oval Office of the White House in Washington, DC, on January 28, 2021. - The orders include reopening enrollment in the federal Affordable Care Act. (Photo by MANDEL NGAN / AFP) (Photo by MANDEL NGAN/AFP via …
- President Joe Biden’s order putting restrictions on the ICE agency will have a devastating impact on border towns across the United States, an analysis finds.
- WATCH: Daytona 500 Delayed by Massive 16-Car Crash, Lightning
- WATCH: Daytona 500 Delayed by Massive 16-Car Crash, Lightning
- Coons: ‘We Need to Spend Months and Months’ on a 9/11-Style Commission on Capitol Hill Riots
- Investigate forever! Dems Push 9/11-Style Commission for Capitol Riots
- Graham: McConnell ‘Put a Load on the Back of Republicans’ with Anti-Trump Speech
- Graham: McConnell’s Anti-Trump Speech Hurts GOP Chances of Retaking Senate
- Cassidy: Trump’s Force Will Wane, The Republican Party ‘Is More than Just One Person’
- Cassidy: Trump’s Power Will Wane, GOP ’More than Just One Person’…
- …Klobuchar: Trump’s Political Future ‘Done’
- Dershowitz: ‘Cancel Culture Is Quickly Becoming American Culture’
- Dershowitz: ‘Cancel Culture Is Quickly Becoming American Culture’
- Ilhan Omar: End the Filibuster, Remove ‘Substantial Barriers for Voting’ for People of Color
- Omar: End Filibuster, Remove ‘Barriers for Voting’ for People of Color
- PAM KEY
- CDC Head: ‘We Need a Lot More Resources in Order to Get the Schools Safe’
- CDC Warns: ’A Lot More’ Resources Needed to Reopen Schools
- Biden In Danger of Breaking Major Campaign Promise?
- Fauci: Not All Teachers Need to Be Vaccinated to Open Schools
- …Fauci: Not All Teachers Need Jab to ReOpen…
- …Pollak: Joe’s School Policy Exposes His Fraud on ‘Science’
- DeSantis: ‘No Basis in Reality’ for Coronavirus Domestic Travel Ban; Joe Biden Is a ‘Lockdowner’
- DeSantis: ‘No Basis in Reality’ for Coronavirus Domestic Travel Ban; Joe Biden Is a ‘Lockdowner’
- JEFF POOR
- YouTube Permanently Bans Major Pro-Life News Site
- Report: White House Aides Concerned over Ethical Implications of Meena Harris’ Alleged Business Practices
- Report: WH Demands Meena Harris Stop Building Brand of Aunt Kamala
- UMass Amherst Orders Students to ‘Self Sequester,’ Only Leave Room to Eat and Get Tested
- UMass Amherst Orders Students to ‘Self Sequester,’ Only Leave Room to Eat and Get Tested
- UConn Pairs Students with Activist Groups for ‘Immigrant Justice’
- Filmmaker Billy Ray Wants ‘Political Eradication’ of GOP Senators Who Acquitted Trump
- Filmmaker Billy Ray Wants ‘Political Eradication’ of GOP Senators Who Acquitted Trump
- Dembarrassment!
- Raskin Declares Victory Despite Trump Acquittal
- ‘Dramatic Success’
- PAM KEY
- Joe Biden Confronts Trump Acquittal: ‘Substance of the Charge Not in Dispute’
- Biden Bitter: ‘Substance’ of Trump Charge ‘Not in Dispute’
- SIMON KENT
- Swalwell: ‘We Could Have God Herself’ as a Witness — GOP Still Would Not Convict Trump
- Swalwell: ‘We Could Have God Herself’ as a Witness — GOP Still Would Not Convict Trump
- Plaskett: We Didn’t Need More Impeachment Witnesses — We Needed Senators with Spines
- Plaskett: We Didn’t Need More Impeachment Witnesses — We Needed Senators with Spines
- Gov. Hogan: ‘Far More People’ Agree We Have to Move on from Trump
- Hogan: ‘Far More’ Agree Must Move on from Trump
- Lindsey Graham: Using Democrat Model, ‘I Don’t Know How Kamala Harris Doesn’t Get Impeached’
- Lindsey Graham: I Don’t Know How Kamala Harris Doesn’t Get Impeached
- Half of Swedish Students Put Limits on Daily Lives Due to Fear of Crime
- Half of Swedish Students Put Limits on Daily Lives Due to Fear of Crime
- Pollak: Trump Acquittal Shows Congress Is Not Exempt from the Constitution
- Pollak: Trump Acquittal Shows Congress Not Exempt from Constitution…
- Pollak: Trump’s Lawyers Beat the ‘Cancel Culture’
- …Trump’s Lawyers Beat ‘Cancel Culture’
- JOEL B. POLLAK
- Donald Trump Hints at Political Future While Celebrating Second Impeachment Acquittal
- Trump Hints at Political Future While Celebrating Second Impeachment Acquittal
- CHARLIE SPIERING
- Louisiana GOP Unanimously Votes to Censure Sen. Bill Cassidy
- Louisiana GOP Unanimously Votes to Censure Sen. Bill Cassidy
- ‘TRAITOR’: Home of Trump Lawyer Michael van der Veen Targeted with Graffiti
- ‘TRAITOR’: Home of Trump Lawyer Targeted with Graffiti
- JOEL B. POLLAK
- Watch: Trump Attorney Van Der Veen Hammers CBSN’s Zak for Downplaying House Managers’ ‘Doctored Evidence’
- Van Der Veen Hammers CBS for Downplaying Dems ‘Doctored Evidence’
- Joe Biden Deputy Press Secretary T.J. Ducklo Resigns over Scandal
- Biden Deputy Press Sec. T.J. Ducklo resigns after threatening reporter
- Hollywood Celebrities Melt Down After Trump Acquitted, Declare 43 Republicans ‘Traitors,’ ‘Fascists’
- Hollywood Celebrities Melt Down After Trump Acquitted, Declare 43 Republicans ‘Traitors,’ ‘Fascists’
- Rob Schneider: Keeping Schools Closed ‘A New Kind of Child Abuse Paid for With Your Tax Dollars’
- Rob Schneider: Keeping Schools Closed ‘A New Kind of Child Abuse Paid for With Your Tax Dollars’
- ‘The Bachelor’ Host Stepping Away After Racial Controversy
- ‘The Bachelor’ Host Stepping Away After Racial Controversy
- ***Live Updates*** Trump Impeachment Trial Day Five
- ***Live Updates***
- Trump Impeachment Trial Day 5
- Senate Acquits Trump
- GOP Sens. Burr, Cassidy, Murkowski, Collins, Romney, Sasse, Toomey Convict
- ‘Unbelievable Cave’ by Dems: Win Vote for Witnesses … But Then Call None…
- …Watch…
- Report: Kevin McCarthy, Donald Trump Call Erupted into Expletive-Filled Shouting Match over January 6 Riots
- …Focus on Report of Expletive-Filled Phone Call Between Trump and McCarthy
- SEAN MORAN
- Michigan County GOP Censures Rep. Peter Meijer over Vote to Impeach Donald Trump
- MI County GOP Censures Rep. Peter Meijer over Vote to Impeach
- KYLE OLSON
- …Joni Ernst: ‘Total Sh*t Show’…
- Mark Walker After Richard Burr Voted to Convict Trump: ‘Wrong Vote, Sen. Burr’
- Mark Walker: ‘Wrong Vote’ Burr
- KRISTINA WONG
- 68 Migrants Found in Four Stash Houses near Border in Texas
- 68 Migrants Found in Stash Houses in Texas
- Clark: Senate Complicit in Providing Cover for Biden’s Open Border Plans
- Clark: Senate Complicit in Providing Cover for Biden’s Open Border Plans
- Billionaire-Funded Canadian Initiative Prepared the Way for ‘Public-Private Partnerships’ that Will Help Pay for Biden’s 2021 Refugee Surge
- Billionaires Ready to Fund Biden’s Refugee Surge
- MICHAEL PATRICK LEAHY
- Michigan County Rebuffs Gretchen Whitmer, Calls on Residents to ‘Self-Determine’ Coronavirus Safety
- MI County Rebuffs Whitmer, Calls on Residents to ‘Self-Determine’ Corona Safety
- Biden Administration’s HUD Veers Left to Expand Fair Housing Protections to Cover ‘Gender Identity’
- Biden HUD Expands Fair Housing Protections to Cover ‘Gender Identity’
- PENNY STARR
- Poll: Majority Say Public Officials Should Not Be Punished for Saying 2020 Election Was ‘Stolen’
- Poll: Majority Say Public Officials Should Not Be Punished for Saying 2020 Election Was ‘Stolen’
- HANNAH BLEAU
- Tennessee Lawmakers Introduce Bill Allowing Fathers Say in Abortion
- Tennessee Lawmakers Introduce Bill Allowing Fathers Say in Abortion
- San Francisco Health Department Issues Guidelines for Sex in Coronavirus Era
- San Francisco Issues Guidelines for Sex in Coronavirus Era
- NY Lawmaker to Seek Andrew Cuomo’s Impeachment for Alleged Nursing Home Data Coverup
- NY Lawmaker to Seek Cuomo’s Impeachment for Alleged Nursing Home Data Coverup
- JOSHUA CAPLAN
- NY Rep. Malliotakis: Cuomo Aide Who Knew of Nursing Home Cover-up Appointed as Biden Adviser on Coronavirus
- Malliotakis: Cuomo Aide Who Knew of Nursing Home Cover-up Appointed as Biden Adviser on Coronavirus
- Two People Found Stabbed to Death on Separate NYC Subway Trains
- De Blasio’s NYC: 2 People Found Stabbed to Death on Separate Subway Trains
- Chris Cuomo Ignores Brother’s Cover-Up of NY Nursing Home Deaths
- Chris Cuomo Ignores Brother’s Cover-Up of NY Nursing Home Deaths
- Khan’s London: No Prison for Woman Who Shoved ‘White B*tch’ Into Path of Bus
- Khan’s London: No Prison for Woman Who Shoved ‘White B*tch’ Into Path of Bus
- Prosecutor Demands €5,000 Fine Against Marine Le Pen over Photos Exposing ISIS Crimes
- Prosecutor Demands €5,000 Fine Against Le Pen over Photos Exposing ISIS Crimes
- ‘Totally Unacceptable’ – Illegal Migrants Getting Vaccines Before At-Risk Brits at 4-Star Hotel
- Illegal Migrants Getting Vaccines Before At-Risk Brits at 4-Star Hotel
- KURT ZINDULKA
- Man Sentenced for Blackmailing Minors for Sex in Paris Suburbs
- Ukraine Exposes Islamic State Terror Cell in Kyiv
- Ukraine Exposes Islamic State Terror Cell in Kyiv
- Spain: Law to Allow Trans People Into Women’s Spaces
- Zuckerberg Said Facebook Has to ‘Inflict Pain’ on Apple in Privacy War
- Australian Lawmakers Refuse to Blink After Google Threats
- Australian Lawmakers Refuse to Blink After Google Threats
- Report: China Used Computer Chips to Spy on American P.C. Systems
- Report: China Used Computer Chips to Spy on American P.C. Systems
- Report: China Refused to Share Coronavirus Data with W.H.O. Investigators
- Report: China Refused to Share Coronavirus Data with W.H.O. Investigators
- China: ‘Rumor Mill’ BBC Poses a ‘National Security Threat’
- China: ‘Rumor Mill’ BBC Poses ‘National Security Threat’…
- FRANCES MARTEL
- China Airs Blackface Show — Again! — for Lunar New Year
- …EU Calls on China to Reverse Ban on BBC
- Exclusive: Top Chinese Diplomat Caught Following X-Rated Gay Twitter Account
- Exclusive: Top Chinese Diplomat Caught Following X-Rated Gay Twitter Account
- KURT ZINDULKA
- Turley: Trump’s Capitol Speech Doesn't Meet Standard of Incitement
- Turley: Trump’s Capitol Speech Doesn't Meet Standard of Incitement
- Jeff Flake Warns GOP Will Be in Permanent Minority if It Follows Trump
- Jeff Flake Warns GOP Will Be in Permanent Minority if It Follows Trump
- Stacey Abrams Outlines Her Plan for Democratic Domination
- Stacey Abrams Outlines Her Plan for Democratic Domination
- Jemele Hill: The Mavericks Were Right, the Anthem No Longer Belongs
- Jemele Hill: The Mavericks Were Right, the Anthem No Longer Belongs
- Graham: McConnell 'Put a Load on the Back of Republicans'
- Graham: McConnell 'Put a Load on the Back of Republicans'
- Coons: 'We Need to Spend Months and Months' on a 9/11-Style Commission
- Coons: 'We Need to Spend Months and Months' on a 9/11-Style Commission
- CDC Head: 'We Need a Lot More Resources in Order to Get the Schools Sa
- CDC Head: 'We Need a Lot More Resources in Order to Get the Schools Sa
- Sheriff: 'Clear Evidence' that Illegal Immigration Soaring
- Sheriff: 'Clear Evidence' that Illegal Immigration Soaring
- Daughter of Lombardi Trophy Designer Demands Apology from Tom Brady
- Daughter of Lombardi Trophy Designer Demands Apology from Tom Brady
- Democrats Promote Ilhan Omar to Vice Chair of Africa Subcommittee
- Democrats Promote Ilhan Omar to Vice Chair of Africa Subcommittee
- Monkoid Arrested After Getting Pulled Over and Revealing to Philly Police About Severed Body Parts in His U-Haul Truck.
- Of course, his community said he was, "friendly", and "was always willing to help people no matter what."
- Negroid Arrested in Fort Collins After Beating His Mudshark Girlfriend to Death.
- Drunken Ape Rams His Car into 32 Year Old Dallas Police Officer, Killing Him.
- Violent Mexicoon Goes on Stabbing Spree in Brooklyn Subway.
- Chimp Held Without Bond After Beating Stepson and Pouring Bleach on Him.
- Nickel Stabs Vegas Officer at Walmart With Screwdriver, Then Dies from Suicide by Cop.
- Charleston Chocolate Chimp on The Loose After Two men and a Woman Were Injured from Mall Stabbing.
- Three Fifths Gets 35 Years After Threatening Clerk at Gunpoint and Stealing Cash.
- ......... Like how Cuomo likes to cover up his Coronavirus hospital deaths, let's cover this up and try to forget about it... Weather.
- Winter Storm Warning
- Action Recommended
- Make preparations per the instructions
- Issued By
- Austin/San Antonio - TX, US, National Weather Service
- Affected Area
- South Central Texas
- Description
- ...WIND CHILL WARNING REMAINS IN EFFECT UNTIL NOON CST TODAY... ...WINTER STORM WARNING REMAINS IN EFFECT UNTIL NOON CST TODAY...
- WHAT...For the Winter Storm Warning, snow accumulations of 3 to 5 inches with isolated totals up to 6 inches have occurred across much of South Central Texas, and ice accumulations of one to two tenths of an inch have occurred. Additional accumulations of mainly snow will continue over Coastal Plains in the early morning hours with precipitation chances expected to end after sunrise. Winds continue to gust up to near 30 mph. For the Wind Chill Warning, dangerously cold wind chills make the temperature feel as cold as 15 degrees below zero.
- WHERE...South Central Texas.
- WHEN...For the Winter Storm Warning, until noon CST Today. For the Wind Chill Warning, through noon CST Today.
- IMPACTS...Nearly all of South Central Texas has received measurable amounts of ice and snow, so with the frigid temperatures in place, widespread icing issues can be expected on area roadways through this morning. The cold wind chills could result in hypothermia if precautions are not taken.
- ADDITIONAL DETAILS...Bitterly cold air and wind chills that can lead to hypothermia for anyone stranded outdoors or on icy roads.
- PRECAUTIONARY/PREPAREDNESS ACTIONS...
- If you must travel, keep an extra flashlight, food, and water in your vehicle in case of an emergency.
- Avoid outside activities if possible. When outside, make sure you wear appropriate clothing, a hat, and gloves.
- The latest road conditions for the state can be obtained at drivetexas.org.
- More Information
- ...MAJOR WINTER STORM CONTINUES TO IMPACT THE REGION THIS MORNING...
- .Bitterly cold air and snow will impact the region this morning, and a coat of freezing rain and sleet accumulations from overnight will remain trapped beneath the layer of snow that continues to fall over the Coastal Prairies. The system could lead to major stress on the region's infrastructure as well as cripple travel. The coldest temperatures since 1989 will impact the region. Wind chill indices could fall to between 15 below zero to near zero early this morning.
- Mon 15 | Day
- 27°
- 3%
- NNW 16 mph
- Bitterly cold. Sunny to partly cloudy. High 27F. Winds NNW at 10 to 20 mph.
- Humidity
- 64%
- UV Index
- 6 of 10
- Sunrise
- 7:09 am
- Sunset
- 6:19 pm
- Mon 15 | Night
- 9°
- 5%
- N 6 mph
- Clear skies. Record low temperatures expected. Low 9F. Winds light and variable.
- Humidity
- 79%
- UV Index
- 0 of 10
- Moonrise
- 9:38 am
- Waxing Crescent
- Moonset
- 10:06 pm
- Tue 16
- 36°
- /26°
- Mostly Sunny
- 7%
- E 9 mph
- Wed 17
- 38°
- /24°
- AM Ice
- 71%
- N 13 mph
- Thu 18
- 34°
- /16°
- Partly Cloudy
- 14%
- N 17 mph
- Fri 19
- 38°
- /24°
- Sunny
- 5%
- N 7 mph
- Sat 20
- 51°
- /45°
- Mostly Sunny
- 7%
- S 12 mph
- Sun 21
- 63°
- /41°
- Partly Cloudy
- 11%
- SSW 13 mph
- Mon 22
- 67°
- /44°
- Partly Cloudy
- 22%
- NNW 7 mph
- Tue 23
- 69°
- /50°
- Partly Cloudy
- 16%
- SW 11 mph
- Wed 24
- 69°
- /49°
- Partly Cloudy
- 19%
- NNW 15 mph
- Thu 25
- 65°
- /45°
- Mostly Cloudy
- 18%
- NNE 12 mph
- Fri 26
- 66°
- /52°
- Isolated Thunderstorms
- 32%
- E 13 mph
- Sat 27
- 71°
- /51°
- Scattered Thunderstorms
- 49%
- ENE 13 mph
- Sun 28
- 70°
- /51°
- Scattered Thunderstorms
- 56%
- ENE 12 mph
- Mon 01
- 69°
- /50°
- AM Showers
- 36%
- NNE 11 mph
- ........
- Current threat: Winter snow and ice. ❄️️
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- Pepe
- Feels good man is a spinoff meme of Pepe The Frog, which has plagued the chan imageboards with its furfaggotry. Basically, it involves a comic strip containing an anthropomorphic frog and dog, and some other creature (according to Archive today-ico.png this comic, the creature's name is "landwolf" which makes him a fucking wolf. How, not sure. Here's the artist's Archive today-ico.png shitty explanation).
- A little known fact is that this "meme" was popularized by Gaia Online at Halloween 2009 when one of their shitty manga comics featured it. You could call this a forced meme, considering it's Gaia Online. Anyway, continuing with the actual strip...
- The frog, named Pepe, goes in to the bathroom, pulls down his shorts the full way takes a piss into the toilet bowl. However since he was retarded enough to leave the door unlocked, the dog is shocked to see some naked frog-ass. Later that day, another furry creature asks Pepe the frog whether he pisses with his shorts the full way down, to which he replies "feels good man".
- (( DAMN IT FEELS GOOD TO BE A RACIST ))
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- Wat Xieng Thong is a Buddhist temple on the northern tip of the peninsula of Luang Prabang, Laos. Built between 1559 and 1560 by King Setthathirath, it is one of the most important Lao monasteries, and remains a significant monument to the spirit of religion, royalty and traditional art. The temple was spared damage during the sacking of the city in 1887, because the Black Flag leader, Đèo Văn Trị, had studied there as a monk in his early life and used it as his headquarters.
- Photograph credit: Basile Morin
- ........
- Bye, guys. I'm gonna go to the grocery store and show my penis to some little kids... What?... I'm not a pedophile. I like children... They make cum squirt out my dick.
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