function rpx() {return ((Math.random() - 0.5) * 600) + 'px'};
function rdg() {return ((Math.random() - 0.5) * 360) + 'deg'};
var q = document.createElement;
document.createElement = function() {
	var p = q('marquee');
	p.style.transform = `translate3d(${rpx()}, ${rpx()}, ${rpx()}) rotateX(${rdg()}) rotateY(${rdg()}) rotateZ(${rdg()})`;
	return p
}