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- Hey, guys. Newscaster Ned here just washing my hands after fingering a 12 year old girl. Anyway, here's the news.
- Green U-Turn: Labour to Ditch National Car Emissions Tax Zones
- Macron Says 'Non' to England: Backs Australia in Women's Soccer World Cup
- WATCH: Driverless Cars Cause Traffic Jam in San Francisco in Malfunction
- 40K Migrants Apprehended Along Southwest Border in First 10 Days of August
- Global Shipping Warned to Steer Clear of Iranian Waters
- Get All Breitbart News Here
- Here We Go Again…
- Moreno: Tying Ukraine Aid to Disaster Relief Best Example of D.C. Uniparty
- Moreno: Tying Ukraine Aid to Disaster Relief Best Example of D.C. Uniparty
- 2,679
- Poll: Republicans Souring on Mike Pence
- 1,210
- Exclusive -- Sen. Tim Scott: 'Unbelievable' the DOJ Protects Biden
- Exclusive -- Sen. Tim Scott: 'Unbelievable' the DOJ Protects Biden
- 3,148
- AG Garland Appoints Weiss as Special Counsel in Hunter Biden Probe
- AG Garland Appoints Weiss as Special Counsel in Hunter Biden Probe
- 5,862
- Moderate GOPs Sound the Alarm on David Weiss as Special Counsel
- Moderate GOPs Sound the Alarm on David Weiss as Special Counsel
- 5,277
- 'Only 2 Genders': Kari Lake Challenges Reporters to Milk a Bull
- 'Only 2 Genders': Kari Lake Challenges Reporters to Milk a Bull
- 409
- Trump Flies Over DeSantis as Iowans Chant 'We Want Trump'
- Trump Flies Over DeSantis as Iowans Chant 'We Want Trump'
- 688
- Watch Live: Donald Trump Speaks at Iowa State Fair
- 1,353
- Obama’s Brother Malik: ‘Yes I Am’ Backing Trump in 2024
- Obama’s Brother Malik: ‘Yes I Am’ Backing Trump in 2024
- 466
- Pollak: Appointment of David Weiss as Special Counsel May Be Unlawful
- Pollak: Appointment of David Weiss as Special Counsel May Be Unlawful
- Monkey Shoots Big Rig Driver, Leading Him to Crash His Truck into Group of Parked Cars, and Then into Work Building.
- He was just testing his new gun out.
- Sharecropper Arrested for Killing Man in Killeen.
- Sheboon Goes on Shooting Spree in Campbellsville, Killing 2, Injuring 1.
- Monkey Man Gets Life After Killing Mailman Who Delivered Him Weed.
- Simian Teen and Nog Arrested for Attempted Carjacking on Cloverdale Drive.
- Negress Bitch Gets Only 2½ Years After After Trying to Murder State Trooper at Black Supremecist Meeting.
- KFC Aficionado Gets 100 Years After Running Over 2 People After Argument.
- ........... Time for the weather.
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- Current threat: Global cooling. 🌎❄️️
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- Vordrak
- Samuel Collingwood Smith, aka Vordrak, Matthew Hopkins, and MHWitchfinder (born December 30, 1978) is a British Conservative politician, activist, and law student who seeks to protect your daughter's precious bodily fluids against pedophiles and liberals, whom Vordrak places in the same category. Vordrak operates a blog named after a Puritanical, genocidal maniac who invented the "duck test". The "journalism" contained therein primarily consists of wild claims of pedophilia against political opponents, people who have annoyed him, and random passers-by. Such claims appear to be motivated by his targets' opposition to GamerGate, this being Vordrak's means of exemplifying ethics in journalism. His blog contains the word "paedophile" in over 300 pages on a blog with 400 articles.
- It should be noted that this article is only featured because Sammy decided to go full Sue Basko. And because it is lulzy as fuck.
- (( KILLJOY ACTIVIST BLOGGER VS. ED ))
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- Lestes barbarus is a species of damselfly of the family Lestidae, the spreadwings. Its common names in English include southern emerald damselfly, shy emerald damselfly and migrant spreadwing. It is found across southern Europe in a band across Spain, France, Italy and Greece, also extending east to India and Mongolia. It is less common in northern Europe, although some are found as far north as Sweden. This L. barbarus female was photographed in Blankaart Nature Reserve near Diksmuide, Belgium.
- Photograph credit: Charles J. Sharp
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- Bye, guys. I'm gonna go set Rand Paul's pubes on fire... I of course mean his head.
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