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- Morning, fags. Time for the news.
- Clown Show!
- CNN’s 🤡 Dimwit Don Sez Tucker Carlson Is Mainstreaming ‘White Supremacist Propaganda to your Neighbors’
- Don Lemon
- CNN anchor Don Lemon said Friday on his show “Tonight” that Fox News host Tucker Carlson was mainstreaming “white supremacist propaganda to your neighbors and your family members.”
- Charles Hurt: The Millionaire Bidens’ Incredible White Privilege
- FNC’s Turley: New Biden Gun Control Legislation ‘Could Very Well Be Called the Hunter Biden Act’
- FNC’s Turley: New Biden Gun Control Legislation ‘Could Very Well Be Called the Hunter Biden Act’
- TRENT BAKER
- Video: Jimmy Kimmel Gushes over Hunter Biden Beating Crack Addiction, Skips Foreign Investments Scandals
- Video: Jimmy Kimmel Gushes over Hunter Biden Beating Crack Addiction
- DAVID NG
- WATCH: Return of ‘Catch and Release’ Drives Migrant Surge to U.S., Says Texas Border City Mayor
- Biden’s DHS Budget: More $$ for Migrants and Lawyers, No $$ for the Wall
- Biden’s DHS Budget: More $$ for Migrants and Lawyers
- No $$ for the Wall
- accelerates migrants Movement into Americans’ jobs
- Joe Biden Signs Executive Order to Study Packing the Supreme Court
- Another! Biden Exec Order to Study Packing Supreme Court…
- …Shock and Awe: Biden Releases $1.52 Trillion Budget Plan — Packed with Pork…
- Radical Left’s Infrastructure Bill Wish List Includes Climate Change and Amnesty
- …’Infrastructure’ Now Climate Change, Amnesty
- Biden Border Czar Out…
- Mexico Tells Biden: Expect ‘Constant and Growing’ Migration
- …Mexico Tells Joe: Expect ‘Constant and Growing’ Migration
- NEIL MUNRO
- ‘A Great Man in Both War and Peace’: Tributes to Prince Philip
- ‘A Great Man in Both War and Peace’: Tributes to Prince Philip…
- Joe Biden Delayed in Sending Condolences After Death of Prince Philip
- …Biden Delays Condolences… Farage Rips
- How Prince Philip’s Mother Saved Jews from the Holocaust
- How Prince Philip’s Mother Saved Jews from the Holocaust
- Derek Chauvin Defense Uses Forensic Pathologist Cross-examination to Support George Floyd Overdose Theory
- George Floyd Overdose Theory Emerging as Key in Trial…
- …Medical Examiner Testifies Heart Problems, Drugs Factors in Death
- Covid-1984: Another Michigan Shutdown…
- AMY FURR
- Top Gretchen Whitmer Aide Takes Spring Break Trip to Florida, Ignoring MI Gov’s Warning
- …While Top Whitmer Aide Takes Spring Break Trip to Fla, Ignoring Gov’s Warning
- Hate Hoax: Black Albion College Student Accused of Racist, Antisemitic Graffiti
- Hate Hoax: Black College Student Accused of Racist, Antisemitic Graffiti
- Pete Buttigieg: Americans Are Using the ‘Wrong’ Transportation, Or None at All
- 🧠 Buttigieg Sez Americans Using ‘Wrong’ Transportation, Or None at All 🧠
- WaPo Columnist Max Boot: ‘GOP Can’t Be Saved,’ We Must Become ‘Biden Republicans’
- WaPo’s Boot: ‘GOP Can’t Be Saved,’ We Must Become ‘Biden Republicans’
- JOSHUA KLEIN
- Boehner: Jim Jordan Is a Political Terrorist — Ted Cruz Is a ‘Jerk’
- Boehner: Jim Jordan Is a Political Terrorist — Ted Cruz Is a ‘Jerk’
- Claim: Army Official Says Biden Admin Doesn‘t Plan to Shut Down Dakota Access Pipeline
- Claim: Army Official Says Biden Admin Doesn‘t Plan to Shut Down Dakota Access Pipeline
- WATCH: White House Declines to Defend Justice Stephen Breyer from Left-wing Calls to Resign
- WATCH: White House Declines to Defend Justice Stephen Breyer from Left-wing Calls to Resign
- JOEL B. POLLAK
- Adam Kinzinger is the First Republican Calling for Matt Gaetz to Step Down
- Kinzinger First Republican Calling for Matt Gaetz to Step Down
- Report: Hunter Biden Guarded by Taxpayer-Funded Secret Service While Enjoying ‘Week-Long Hollywood Drug and Prostitute Binge’
- Tucker: Nothing ‘More Dishonest than Gun Control’
- Carney: Welcome to Biden’s America, Where the Poor Pay More
- Carney: Welcome to Biden’s America, Where the Poor Pay More
- JOHN CARNEY
- Inflation Scare: Producer Price Index Surges Much Higher Than Expected
- Inflation Scare: Producer Price Index Surges Much Higher Than Expected
- Democrat Sen. Blumenthal Says DeSantis Suing CDC, Feds for Cruise Industry
- Blumenthal Says DeSantis Suing CDC, Feds for Cruise Industry
- Wyoming Governor Mark Gordon Signs Bill Protecting Infants Surviving Abortion
- WY Protects Infants Surviving Abortion
- Cardinal Burke: Pro-Abortion Politicians May Not Receive Holy Communion
- Cardinal Burke: Pro-Abortion Politicians May Not Receive Holy Communion
- North Dakota House Passes Bill to End School’s Ties to Planned Parenthood
- North Dakota House Passes Bill to End School’s Ties to Planned Parenthood
- WATCH: Fore, Dad! McIlroy Sends Errant Masters Shot off his Father
- WATCH: Fore, Dad! McIlroy Sends Errant Masters Shot off his Father
- School from ‘Remember The Titans’ Changing Name over Claims of Racism
- School from ‘Remember The Titans’ Changing Name over Claims of Racism
- Iowa Rep. Ashley Hinson Calls on Nancy Pelosi to Visit the Southern Border
- Iowa Rep. Ashley Hinson Calls on Nancy Pelosi to Visit the Southern Border
- Duke of Edinburgh, Queen’s Consort Prince Philip Dies Age 99
- Prince Philip Dead at 99…
- …Queen: Deep Sorrow…
- Delingpole: Finally, the Boss of Britain’s Wokest Police Force Steps Down
- Failed Iraqi Asylum Seeker Who Murdered and Cut Up Exeter Woman Jailed for 20 Years
- Hotel Mogul Sir Richard Sutton Stabbed to Death in Dorset Home
- Hotel Mogul Sir Richard Sutton Stabbed to Death in Dorset Home
- The Duke of Political Incorrectness: Prince Philip and the Queen in Pictures
- …A Life in Pictures
- Only 0.1 Per Cent of Irish Coronavirus Cases from Outdoor Exposure: Report
- Only 0.1 Per Cent of Irish Coronavirus Cases from Outdoor Exposure: Report
- U.K. Govt Plays Down Academic’s Claim Nation Is on Verge of ‘Herd Immunity’
- Biden Adviser Richmond: Republicans Need to Stop Hiding Behind Second Amendment — It’s Not Meant for ‘Weapons of War’
- Biden WH Taunts GOP: Stop Hiding Behind Second Amendment
- Enact Gun Control — Or Be Voted Out
- PAM KEY
- Hollywood Celebrities Rejoice over Biden’s Executive Orders on Gun Control: ‘THANK GOD THANK GOD’
- Buttigieg: ‘Eldercare’ Is Infrastructure that Makes Americans Thrive
- 🧠Buttigieg: ‘Eldercare’ = Infrastructure🧠
- Donald Trump Endorses Marco Rubio: He Will ‘Never Let the Great People of Florida, or Our Country, Down’
- Trump Endorses Rubio
- Hunter Biden: ‘Don’t Know’ if Laptop’s Mine, But ‘It’s a Red Herring’
- Hunter Biden: ‘Don’t Know’ if Laptop’s Mine, But ‘It’s a Red Herring’
- IAN HANCHETT
- Trump Defense Secretary Endorses Green Beret Veteran Joe Kent for WA-3
- McCarthy Announces Record $27 Million Haul for House GOP
- Cuomo Aide Says He Slammed Door Shut Before Groping Her
- Lemon: FNC's Carlson Is 'Mainstreaming 'White Supremacist Propaganda'
- Lemon: FNC's Carlson Is 'Mainstreaming 'White Supremacist Propaganda'
- Biden Issues Executive Controls to Fight Gun Crime 'Epidemic' in USA
- Biden Issues Executive Controls to Fight Gun Crime 'Epidemic' in USA
- Navy's Official Twitter Account Features Bald Eagle Wearing a Mask
- Navy's Official Twitter Account Features Bald Eagle Wearing a Mask
- Medical Examiner: Heart Problems, Drugs Factors in George Floyd Death
- Medical Examiner: Heart Problems, Drugs Factors in George Floyd Death
- China and Russia Optimistic over Iran Talks Without U.S.
- China and Russia Optimistic over Iran Talks Without U.S.
- 'Neck' Becomes 'Neck Area' for Prosecution in George Floyd Trial
- 'Neck' Becomes 'Neck Area' for Prosecution in George Floyd Trial
- Richmond: GOP Needs to Stop Hiding Behind 2nd Amendment
- Richmond: GOP Needs to Stop Hiding Behind 2nd Amendment
- Hunter Biden Speaks About Crack Addiction on 'Jimmy Kimmel'
- Hunter Biden Speaks About Crack Addiction on 'Jimmy Kimmel'
- Joe Biden Border Czar Roberta Jacobson Stepping Down
- Joe Biden Border Czar Roberta Jacobson Stepping Down
- Biden's DHS Budget: No $ for Wall, More $ for Migrants and Lawyers
- Biden's DHS Budget: No $ for Wall, More $ for Migrants and Lawyers .
- Negro Chases Half-Crippled Elderly Woman to Her Bronx Apartment and Then Rapes Her.
- I'm guessing blacks are still poor and disadvantaged.
- Simian Football Player "Rashard" Arrested After Being Caught With Marijuana-Laced Candy.
- Spic Airport Security Worker Fatally Shoots White Woman and Her Daughter at Soundview Before Shooting Himself.
- Chinkess Head Chef of Beatrice Inn Sued for Wage Theft of Employees.
- Jigroid Arrested for Swatting That Led to Death of Unarmed Kansas Man.
- Fat Mudshark and Subhuman Arrested After Skipping Her Mother's Funeral to Break into Her Home and Steal $90,000 Worth of Items.
- Moslem Becomes First Naturalized Citizen After Breaking into Country and Marrying Towelshark.
- NIGerian NY Transportation Head Arrested After Directing Funds to His Church and Then Using Funds for Himself.
- Bond Denied for Oxford Negro Cab Driver Who Raped 2 Miami University Women.
- .............. Weather.
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- Sat 10 | Day
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- Sat 10 | Night
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- Current threat: Vaccines turning people gay. 💉
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- Totalbiscuit
- John Bain (pronounced: John McCain), better known to the internets as: totalbiscuit, totalhalibut or teh cynical brit is a self-proclaimed "professional game commentator" and an accidental "game journalist". Biscuit's shtick consists mostly of attempts at making an inherently unfunny joke funny, having a boaboa tree up his ass and being overly British.
- Since game reviewing itself can be critiqued under pretence of being extensively subjective, our good boy biscuit totally made up a profession of his own. That "profession" of his is "a game commentator". This way he can supposedly escape any and all criticism, since that "profession" implies that everything he says is a subjective opinion. Being good and righteous chaps that we are, we just can't let him get away with it, now can we?
- A parallel to a sport commentator cannot be applied here. It's a remnant of old media and is essentially shit nobody cares about. That leaves a pundit as our only option. This implies a supposed extensive knowledge and expertise on the subject. However his "extensive knowledge” and “expertise” are general and self-explanatory to anyone who ever held a gamepad and/or mouse+keyboard combo in hands. So why is he getting this much attention again?
- His "game commentaries" are void of any humour, but are of course full of pseudo-intellectual nonsense and the same shit that just keeps getting back to fill the air. What did you expect? The guy totally believes that iteration is the only means of providing quality. In essence that means that if you watched one of his videos you've pretty much watched them all. So stop wasting your time and get a life already!
- (( LOL CANCER ))
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- The red-billed streamertail (Trochilus polytmus) is the most common hummingbird in Jamaica, where it is the national bird. The female, shown here in hovering flight, lacks the red bill and long tail streamers of the male. The species's diet consists of nectar and small insects caught on the wing.
- Photograph credit: Charles James Sharp
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- Bye, guys. I'm gonna go stick my penis in the washing machine.
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