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- Morning, Jews. Time for the news.
- Protesters Build Embattlements During Seige of Minnesota Police HQ
- BLM protesters erect shields to protect from police projectiles (Twitter Video Screenshot/Nic Rowan/Washington Examiner)
- Protesters in Brooklyn Center, Minnesota, began placing embattlements on the streets outside the police headquarters building as the city’s curfew approached. They also carried improved shielding to allow protesters to hide from police projectiles while they throw objects at the police.
- Joe Biden Spending $1.6 Billion to Settle Migrant Youth, Children in U.S.
- Biden’s Intel Community Agrees with Rubio: Chinese Virus ‘Plausibly’ Originated at a Wuhan Lab
- Photos: Border Wall Materials Neglected After Joe Biden Halts Construction
- Photos: Border Wall Materials Neglected After Joe Biden Halts Construction
- Mo Brooks: Joe Biden’s America Gives Illegal Aliens Stimulus Checks While Veterans Struggle to Get Benefits
- Democrats: Illegal Aliens Are ‘American Heroes’ Who Deserve Amnesty from Joe Biden
- Cheney: ‘I Would Not’ Support Trump If He Is 2024 GOP Nominee — We Can’t ‘Embrace Insurrection’
- Stacey Abrams Group Urges Hollywood: Don’t Boycott Georgia, ‘Stay and Fight’
- Governor Pete Ricketts Declares Nebraska a ‘2nd Amendment Sanctuary State’
- GOP Guv Candidate Youngkin: Reopening Schools, ‘Right to Work’ Will Swing Northern Virginia Democrats
- Whitmer Falsely Claims ‘There Have Never Been Travel Restrictions in Michigan’
- Rosanna Arquette: The ‘R’ in Republican Stands for ‘Racist’
- Hindu Organization Invites Hank Azaria to Meet and Discuss Apu Guilt
- Clooney, Perry, DiCaprio, Hollywood Studios Sign Letter Opposing Voter Integrity Laws
- China Hints Its Military Activity near Taiwan a ‘Rehearsal’ for Invasion
- China Suggests Japan Should Ship Fukushima Nuclear Waste to America
- China Claims to Be Close to Debuting mRNA Coronavirus Vaccine
- 100+ Chibok Girls Still Missing 7 Years After Boko Haram Kidnapping
- Joe Biden Called George Bush, Barack Obama Before Announcing Afghanistan Troop Withdraw
- Joe Biden: ‘It’s Time to End America’s Longest War’ in Afghanistan
- Poll: Americans Say D.C. Is the ‘Worst Place in the Country’
- WATCH: U.N. Ambassador Linda Thomas-Greenfield Tells Al Sharpton Group: ‘White Supremacy’ in America’s ‘Founding Documents and Principles’
- Biden’s U.N. Ambassador: ‘White Supremacy’ in America’s ‘Founding Documents and Principles’
- House Democrats Advance Bill to Make Washington, D.C. a State
- GOP Place Kamala Harris’s Picture on ‘Missing’ Milk Carton to Highlight Border Debacle
- GOP Place Kamala Harris’s Picture on ‘Missing’ Milk Carton to Highlight Border Debacle
- Tim Kaine Distances from Rashida Tlaib: ‘I Am Not in the Camp that Says … We Should Disrespect Police’
- Tim Kaine Distances from Rashida Tlaib over Anti-Police Statements
- Republican Study Committee: ‘The Right to Make Weapons Is the Right to Be Free’
- GOP Study Committee: ‘The Right to Make Weapons Is the Right to Be Free’
- AWR HAWKINS
- House Democrats Have Slim Vote Margin After Republican Julia Letlow’s Swearing-In
- House Democrats Have Slim Vote Margin After Republican Julia Letlow’s Swearing-In
- KATHERINE RODRIGUEZ
- Former North Carolina Gov. Pat McCrory Launches Bid for 2022 Senate
- YouTube Suspends Rebel News over ‘Election Misinformation’
- YouTube Suspends Rebel News over ‘Election Misinformation’
- Nolte: CNNLOL’s Woke Gestapo Declare Fonts Racist
- Nolte: CNNLOL’s Woke Gestapo Declare Fonts Racist
- CNN Director Confronted About His Claims Network Used ‘Propaganda’ and ‘Fear’ to Defeat Trump
- DeSantis: Google-YouTube Trying to ‘Serve as a Council of Censors,’ ‘Enforcers of the Narrative’
- DeSantis: Google-YouTube Trying to ‘Serve as a Council of Censors’
- Facebook Calls for More Regulations on Everything But Censorship
- Private School Math Teacher Condemns ‘Indoctrination’ of Students: ‘Deeply Harmful’
- Private School Math Teacher Condemns ‘Indoctrination’ of Students: ‘Deeply Harmful’
- DR. SUSAN BERRY
- Hundreds of Professors Unveil ‘Academic Freedom Alliance’ to Promote Free Speech on Campus
- ‘Academic Freedom Alliance’ to Promote Free Speech on Campus
- Georgetown Students Support Voting Reform Proposal, Then Find Out It’s Georgia’s Law
- Georgetown Students Support Voting Reform Proposal, Then Find Out It’s Georgia’s Law
- Hundreds of Corporations, Including Starbucks, Netflix, Sign Letter Opposing Election Integrity Laws
- Far-Left Takeover of Corporations Ramps Up
- Companies Including Starbucks, Netflix, Sign Letter Opposing Election Integrity Laws
- Nancy Pelosi Says She Would Have Fought Capitol Rioters: ‘I’m a Street Fighter’
- Pelosi Says She Would Have Fought Capitol Rioters: ‘I’m a Street Fighter’
- KATHERINE RODRIGUEZ
- Clinton-Tied Swiss Billionaire Bids for Tribune Co.
- Turley: Congress May Have Restrained Capitol Police to Preserve False Lafayette Park Narrative
- JOEL B. POLLAK
- GOP Rep, Top Trump Tax Cut Writer Kevin Brady to Retire
- KYLE MORRIS
- Boehner: Biden ‘Has Caved to the Left,’ ‘Sacrificed Any Chance of Bipartisanship’
- Boehner: Biden ‘Has Caved to the Left,’ ‘Sacrificed Any Chance of Bipartisanship’
- AP Source: Ponzi Schemer Bernie Madoff Dies in Prison
- Monster Madoff Dead
- Police Officer Kim Potter Arrested over Fatal Shooting of Daunte Wright
- Police Officer Kim Potter Arrested over Fatal Shooting of Daunte Wright
- Rioters in Portland Burn Police Union Building — over shooting in Minnesota
- …Ben & Jerry’s: Police Shooting of Daunte Wright ‘Is Rooted in White Supremacy’
- Chelsea Handler: ‘Are Cops Being Given Some Extra Incentive for Every Person of Color They Kill?’
- Kamala Harris References ‘Cheers’ TV Show to Explain ‘Root Causes’ of Migrant Crisis
- Kamala References ‘Cheers’ TV Show to Explain ‘Root Causes’ of Migrant Crisis…
- Gretchen Whitmer Health Director Disregards Governor’s Spring Break Warning, Travels to Alabama
- Another! Whitmer Health Director Disregards Spring Break Travel Warning
- Hong Kong Sentences Anti-Communist Leader Joshua Wong to Prison for Wearing a Mask
- Hong Kong Sends Anti-Communist Leader Wong to Prison — for Wearing Mask!
- NFL Players Call for Virtual Offseason, Shun In-Person Work
- NFL Players Call for Virtual Offseason, Shun In-Person Work
- New York Parent Files Lawsuit to Marry Adult Child
- New York Parent Files Lawsuit to Marry Adult Child
- Community Celebrates Korean War Veteran’s 90th Birthday with Parade: ‘A Very Nice Surprise’
- Community Celebrates Korean War Veteran’s 90th Birthday with Parade: ‘A Very Nice Surprise’
- Joe West awarded $500,000 in Damages Against Paul Lo Duca
- Police Bust Indian Factory for Stuffing Mattresses with Used Masks
- Minnesota Mayor: Police ‘Do Not Necessarily’ Need Weapons During Traffic Stops
- Minnesota Mayor: Police ‘Do Not Necessarily’ Need Weapons During Traffic Stops
- 60 Arrested in Minnesota in 3rd Night of Riots After Police Shooting of Daunte Wright
- Night 3: 60 Arrested in Minnesota Riots
- Julia Letlow Sworn In As Member of Congress After Special Election for Late Husband’s Seat
- Traffickers Abandoned 17 to Their Fate After Damaging Smuggling Boat
- ‘Abolish the Rich’ to Combat Climate Crisis and Overpopulation, Says Far-Left MP Claudia Webbe
- ‘Abolish the Rich’ to Combat Climate Crisis and Overpopulation, Says Far-Left MP Claudia Webbe
- Queen, 94, Returns to Royal Duties Just Four Days After Death of Husband
- Delingpole: Cameron – Not Just a Lousy Prime Minister but a Dodgy Grafter too
- Delingpole: Cameron – Not Just a Lousy Prime Minister but a Dodgy Grafter too
- Meghan ‘Ready to Forgive’ Royal Family, Claims Friend: Report
- Meghan ‘Ready to Forgive’ Royal Family, Claims Friend: Report
- VICTORIA FRIEDMAN
- Market Value of NFTs Crashes by Almost 70%
- Market Value of NFTs Crashes by Almost 70%
- Facebook’s Targeted Ad System Helps Companies Send Drastically Different Political Messages
- Facebook’s Targeted Ad System Helps Companies Send Drastically Different Political Messages
- Google Faces Ongoing Backlash from AI Researchers
- Google Faces Ongoing Backlash from AI Researchers
- LUCAS NOLAN
- Facebook Bans Your Gun Ads But Spends Millions On Zuckerberg Security
- Facebook Bans Your Gun Ads But Spends Millions On Zuckerberg Security
- AWR HAWKINS
- Naked Intrusion Suspect in Stable Condition After Being Shot by Homeowner
- Naked Intrusion Suspect in Stable Condition After Being Shot by Homeowner
- Joe Biden, Kamala Harris Tweet Support for Daunte Wright’s Family
- Biden, Harris Send Generic Tweets After Shooting
- Indiana Passes Bill Declaring Religious Services to Be ‘Essential’
- Indiana Passes Bill Declaring Religious Services to Be ‘Essential’
- Pope Francis: Prayer Is ‘the Church’s Essential Task’
- Pope Francis: Prayer Is ‘the Church’s Essential Task’
- BLM Protesters Attack Media near Brooklyn Center Police Building
- BLM Protesters Attack Media near Brooklyn Center Police Building
- Cheney: 'I Would Not’ Support Trump If He Is 2024 GOP Nominee
- Cheney: 'I Would Not’ Support Trump If He Is 2024 GOP Nominee
- Johnson: White Grievance Fueling 'Principal Threat' to Our Country
- Johnson: White Grievance Fueling 'Principal Threat' to Our Country
- Negro and Mudshark Arrested in Baton Rouge After Their Gross Race Mixed Baby is Found Dead from Blunt Force Injuries.
- Race mixing is the most disgusting thing ever.
- Raping Robbing Raisin Head Arrested in Louisville After Sodomizing Woman He Met on Dating App and Then Stealing Her Car.
- Video Released of Velcro Head Pointing Gun at Man in Manhattan Subway Station.
- FBI Arrests Towelhead Who Obtained Ricin Ingredients from Biotechnology Lab in Allentown.
- Spic Bitch Arrested at JFK Airport After Shoving Cocaine in Her Purse and up Her Cunt.
- Negress Lesbo Founder of BLM Spends Donated Funds to Buy Luxury House With Private Jets and Airplane Hangers.
- Colored Guard Arrested After Having Sex With 15 Year Old Inmate at Juvenile Detention Center in Miami.
- Negress Former JPSO Dispatcher Arrested After Stealing Over $1 Million in Funds That Were Accidentally Transferred to Her Account.
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- Thu 15 | Day
- 71°
- 67%
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- Cloudy early, then thunderstorms developing this afternoon. High 71F. Winds ENE at 10 to 15 mph. Chance of rain 70%.
- Humidity
- 86%
- UV Index
- 4 of 10
- Sunrise
- 7:03 am
- Sunset
- 7:57 pm
- Thu 15 | Night
- 65°
- 55%
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- Scattered showers and thunderstorms. Low 64F. Winds E at 5 to 10 mph. Chance of rain 60%.
- Humidity
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- UV Index
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- Moonrise
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- Waxing Crescent
- Moonset
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- Sat 17
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- Mon 19
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- Tue 20
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- Mostly Sunny
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- Wed 21
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- Partly Cloudy
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- Thu 22
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- Mostly Cloudy
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- Fri 23
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- 43%
- ESE 11 mph
- Sat 24
- 84°
- /58°
- Partly Cloudy
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- Sun 25
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- Partly Cloudy
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- ESE 12 mph
- Mon 26
- 88°
- /63°
- Mostly Sunny
- 8%
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- Tue 27
- 90°
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- Partly Cloudy
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- S 14 mph
- Wed 28
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- Partly Cloudy
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- Thu 29
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- Partly Cloudy
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- Current threat: Vaccines turning people gay. 💉
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- Neil Patrick Harris
- Neil Patrick Harris is an alter ego of Barney Stinson and a popular A-list so-called celebrity. He is best known for being gay, starring in some ‘80s TV series that you can't even recall, and meeting your mother. It should also be noted, that despite his wide-open gayness and the fact that he's already "married" AND has two adopted kids, he's one of the most longed-for fingering material to half of the heterosexual women population in this world.
- There's not really much to tell about this smug faggot and his acting career before 2005, maybe except for the fact that he somehow graduated from high school. After a couple lousy roles here and there, '05 was the year that he was finally granted a chance to become famous: by morphin into suit-wearing, irresistible sex machine Barney Stinson into a brilliant, award-winning sitcom called How I Met Your Mother.
- Aside from being unfunny on the television and humping men's asses, Harris would also become an inspiration for moar RAGE comics and memes, no surprise there. There are at least three infamous memes starring Harris and his creepy personality of Barney. These are named: Legen-wait for it-dary!, True Story, and Challenge Accepted. They are all equally unfunny and forced, but the first one is more of an annoying quote that every fan on the show will use no matter where and what for.
- Fun fact: in the series, he's heterosexual.
- (( HOW I FUCKED YOUR FATHER ))
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- Carol W. Greider (born April 15, 1961) is an American molecular biologist. She completed her PhD in 1987 at the University of California, Berkeley, under Elizabeth Blackburn. Their research focused on telomeres, with which the ends of chromosomes are tipped, and they discovered the enzyme telomerase which replenishes the tips and determines the life span of the cell. For these discoveries, she shared the 2009 Nobel Prize in Physiology or Medicine with Blackburn and Jack W. Szostak.
- Photograph credit: Keith Weller; edited by Adam Curden
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- Well I'm done. I'm gonna go spend the rest of the day getting high on nitrous oxide.
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