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- News.
- CNN Debates: No Live Pandemic Pressers for Bad Orange Man?
- Lemon: Just Show ‘Snippets’ — No Trump Banter
- don-lemon-chris-cuomo-cnn
- CNN hosts Don Lemon and Chris Cuomo disagreed over whether news networks should carry the White House’s pandemic press briefings live.
- Republicans Hit Back as Nancy Pelosi Blames Trump for Coronavirus Spread
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- Andrew Cuomo: I Am Not Running for President—This Is No Time for Politics
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- Biden to Trump: ‘Step Up and Do Your Job — Stop Campaigning’
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- Kennedy Center Furloughs 96 Members of National Symphony
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- My Pillow CEO Mike Lindell at the White House: Read Bible, Spend Time with Family
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- Trump: GPS Tracking for Coronavirus ‘A Bit Severe’
- CHARLIE SPIERING
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- Donald Trump Rips Jim Acosta for ‘Nasty, Snarky Question’ During Briefing
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- Ford and GE Plan to Make 50,000 Ventilators in Michigan in 100 Days
- Partnership Praised for Working on ’Trump Time’
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- Abortion Providers Sue as More States Halt Procedure to Preserve Medical Equipment
- DR. SUSAN BERRY
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- Tennessee Gov. Bill Lee Issues ‘Safer at Home’ Executive Order for State
- MICHAEL PATRICK LEAHY
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- Pennsylvania Coughing ‘Prank’ Suspect Arrested After $35,000 in Groceries Lost
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- India Showers Hundreds Returning Home with Chemical Disinfectants
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- …Forces Laura Ingraham to Delete Post on Chloroquine Helping Patients
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- Twitter Removes Jair Bolsonaro’s Tweets About Chinese Virus…
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- Prof. Would ‘Reconsider’ Atheism if Trump Dies of Chinese Virus
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- Scientist Studying Virus Prevention Hospitalized with Magnets Stuck Up Nose
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- NYC Residents Could Face $500 Fine for Violating Social Distancing Orders
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- Repeated Warnings from Feds About Lack of Ventilators Fell on Deaf Ears Under Bush, Obama
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- Watch: Biden Struggles with Coronavirus Question…
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- …Says ‘Luhan’ Again
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- Pelosi Dismissed Coronavirus Threat in February Chinatown Visit
- KYLE OLSON
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- Buffalo Hospital Fires Executive for Suggesting Trump Supporters Should ‘Give Up Their Ventilators’
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- Ellen Page Says Trump Questioning Climate Change ‘Is Destroying the World’
- Ellen Page Says Trump Questioning Climate Change ‘Is Destroying the World’
- BEN KEW
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- Actress Rita Wilson Thanks God for Good Health And Dubs Herself a ‘Covid 19 Survivor’
- Rita Wilson Thanks God for Good Health And Dubs Herself a ‘Covid 19 Survivor’
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- John Krasinski Launches Show Dedicated to ‘Good News’
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- Garth Brooks, Trisha Yearwood Donate $1 Million to Fight Coronavirus, Announce Live Concert on CBS
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- Karl Demands Rubio Apologize for ‘Outrageous’ Claim Media Gleeful About Coronavirus Deaths
- Jonathan Karl Outraged over Rubio Claim Media Gleeful About Crisis
- PAM KEY
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- Coronavirus: GOP Senator Rob Portman Donating Two Months of Salary to Ohio Orgs…
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- Guv Says ‘One-Size-Fits-All Approach’ for Coronavirus Won’t Work for Mississippi
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- Coronavirus: Tampa Bay Pastor Arrested for Holding Church Service
- …Tampa Bay Pastor Arrested for Holding Church Service
- JOSHUA CAPLAN
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- Exclusive – USDA Secretary Sonny Perdue: ‘The Real Modern-Day Heroes’ Are Farmers, Ranchers, Truckers, Supermarket Workers
- Perdue: ‘The Real Modern-Day Heroes’ Are Farmers, Ranchers, Truckers, Supermarket Workers
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- NRA, Second Amendment Foundation Sue Los Angeles Mayor over Coronavirus Gun Control
- NRA, Second Amendment Foundation Sue Los Angeles Mayor over Coronavirus Gun Control
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- NJ Governor Reopens Gun Stores After DHS Names Them Essential
- NJ Governor Reopens Gun Stores After DHS Names Them Essential
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- Concealed Permit Holder Kills Alleged Attacker and Thwarts Mass Shooting
- Concealed Permit Holder Kills Alleged Attacker and Thwarts Mass Shooting
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- Nolte: Biden Dismisses Numerous Reports of Mask Theft to Accuse Trump of ‘Conspiracy Mongering’
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- Wuhan Reopens Subway Despite Reports of Ongoing Coronavirus Infections
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- Houston Mayor Pleads with Criminals to ‘Chill’ Until Coronavirus Pandemic Over
- Houston Mayor Pleads with Criminals to ‘Chill’ Until Pandemic Over
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- Gov. Ralph Northam Issues Stay-at Home-Order for Virginia
- Gov. Ralph Northam Issues Stay-at Home-Order for Virginia
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- Deborah Birx: Could Be Up to 200,000 Deaths ‘if We Do Things Almost Perfectly’
- Birx: 200,000 Deaths Possible — ‘If We Do Things Almost Perfectly’
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- Coronavirus: Maryland Imposes Stay-at-Home Order
- Maryland Imposes Stay-at-Home Order
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- Gov. Ron DeSantis Issues Stay-at-Home Order for Southeast Florida Through Mid-May
- De Santis Issues Stay-at-Home Order for Southeast Florida Through Mid-May
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- New York welcomes hospital ship as coronavirus accelerates
- New York Welcomes Hospital Ship
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- Rhode Island Authorities Conduct Door-to-Door Checks-ins of New Yorkers Fleeing Coronavirus
- Rhode Island Door-to-Door Checks-ins
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- U.S. Capitol Police Employee Tests Positive for the Coronavirus
- U.S. Capitol Police Employee Tests Positive for the Coronavirus
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- Nolte: Reports of Mask Theft Were Not Controversial Until Trump Brought It Up
- Nolte: Reports of Mask Theft Were Not Controversial Until Trump Brought It Up
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- Trump: Cuomo Would Be a Better Candidate than Biden…
- CHARLIE SPIERING
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- Donald Trump: ‘Sick Puppy’ Nancy Pelosi Was Focused on Impeachment During Coronavirus Outbreak
- …‘Sick Puppy’ Pelosi Focused on Impeachment During Outbreak
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- Report: DOJ Investigating Burr for Coronavirus Stock Selloff
- Report: DOJ Investigating Burr for Coronavirus Stock Selloff
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- Gillibrand: ‘Delusional’ Trump Creating Conspiracy Theories to Cover Up His Delays on Coronavirus
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- Britain Faces Six Months of Coronavirus Restrictions
- Britain Faces Six Months of Restrictions
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- Pope Francis Warns of ‘Viral Genocide’ from Coronavirus
- Pope Warns of ‘Viral Genocide’
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- Netanyahu Under Isolation After Aide Tests Positive for Coronavirus
- Netanyahu Under Isolation After Aide Tests Positive for Coronavirus
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- Trump: When I Figure Out Who Is More Dishonest and Corrupt Between NYT, WaPo ‘I’ll Let You Know’
- Trump: When I Figure Out Who Is More Dishonest and Corrupt Between NYT, WaPo ‘I’ll Let You Know’
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- Rumor Linking Lachlan Murdoch to Coronavirus in Aspen Is Fake News
- Freakout: False Rumor Links Lachlan Murdoch to Coronavirus in Aspen
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- Facebook Pledges to Invest $100 Million in News Industry
- Facebook Pledges to Invest $100 Million in Virus-Hit News Industry
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- No Fans for NFL Season?
- DYLAN GWINN
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- WATCH: Vin Scully Shares Special Message with Baseball Fans During Virus Lockdown
- WATCH: Vin Scully Shares Special Message with Baseball Fans During Lockdown
- WARNER TODD HUSTON
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- Olympics Rescheduled for Summer of 2021 in Tokyo
- Olympics Rescheduled for Summer of 2021 in Tokyo
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- U. of Texas Dean: Saying ‘Chinese Virus’ Inspires Hate Crimes
- U. of Texas Dean: Saying ‘Chinese Virus’ Inspires Hate Crimes
- TOM CICCOTTA
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- WaPo Op-Ed: ‘Homeschooling’ During Coronavirus Crisis ‘Damaging’ to Children
- WaPo Op-Ed: ‘Homeschooling’ During Coronavirus Crisis ‘Damaging’ to Children
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- First Amendment Group FIRE: Colleges Can’t Ban Use of ‘Chinese Virus’
- First Amendment Group FIRE: Colleges Can’t Ban Use of ‘Chinese Virus’
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- Oil Prices Crash to Lowest Levels in Decades
- Oil Prices Crash to Lowest Levels in Decades
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- Ag Sec’y Perdue: Virus Having ‘Very Little’ Impact on Food Supply
- JEFF POOR
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- Workers for Grocery Delivery Service Instacart Plan Strike
- Workers for Grocery Delivery Service Instacart Plan Strike
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- US retailer Macy’s to furlough most staff
- U.S. Retailer Macy’s to Furlough Most Staff
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- Report: Amazon Workers in NYC Plan Warehouse Walkout
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- Pharrell Williams Slammed After Asking Struggling Fans to Donate to Hospitals
- Pharrell Williams Slammed After Asking Struggling Fans to Donate to Hospitals
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- CDC: Japanese Data Show Indoor Coronavirus Transmission 18.7 Times Likelier, as Garcetti Moves L.A. Homeless to Rec Centers
- L.A. Moves Homeless to Rec Centers as Data Shows Indoor Transmission 19X Likelier
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- Report: Confusion Surrounds L.A. Mayor Eric Garcetti’s Homeless Coronavirus Plan
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- Fauci: US Could Have Between 100,000 and 200,000 Deaths from COVID-19
- Fauci: US Could Have Between 100,000 and 200,000 Deaths from COVID-19
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- Cher: If Trump Can't Spew Venom at His Rallies, 'Crimes Will Do'
- Cher: If Trump Can't Spew Venom at His Rallies, 'Crimes Will Do'
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- FDA Gives Emergency Authorization of Hydroxychloroquine
- FDA Gives Emergency Authorization of Hydroxychloroquine
- UK: Black Gets Eight Years for Stalking and Attacking Woman in Street
- Charles Martel
- He had previously been convicted of molesting girls as young as 12.
- SA: Four Blacks Stab Elderly White Man in Head and Back While Raiding His Farm
- Charles Martel
- Moslem Teen Arrested After White Man is Found in Car with Gunshot Wound to Chest
- Charles Martel
- Mulatto Charged with Murder of White Woman Whose Body was Found Behind Church
- Charles Martel
- Black Suspect Behind Bars for Blunt Force Trauma Death of White Man
- Charles Martel
- North Carolina: Mexican Arrested for Shooting White Woman to Death
- Charles Martel
- Germany: Syrian Sentenced to Two Years’ Probation for Killing German Man in Fight
- Charles Martel
- UK: Police Searching for Half-Caste Who Sexually Assaulted Teenage Girl
- ............. Weather.
- DAY DESCRIPTION HIGH / LOW PRECIP WIND HUMIDITY
- TODAY
- MAR 31
- AM Clouds/PM Sun
- 75°50°
- 0%
- N 14 mph 65%
- WED
- APR 1
- Partly Cloudy
- 78°59°
- 10%
- SE 10 mph 63%
- THU
- APR 2
- Thunderstorms
- 73°66°
- 80%
- SE 9 mph 85%
- FRI
- APR 3
- Thunderstorms
- 78°63°
- 90%
- SSE 8 mph 88%
- SAT
- APR 4
- Thunderstorms
- 73°64°
- 80%
- NE 9 mph 91%
- SUN
- APR 5
- Scattered Thunderstorms
- 76°68°
- 50%
- E 8 mph 87%
- MON
- APR 6
- Scattered Thunderstorms
- 83°70°
- 40%
- SSE 9 mph 89%
- TUE
- APR 7
- Scattered Thunderstorms
- 86°70°
- 40%
- S 8 mph 86%
- WED
- APR 8
- Scattered Thunderstorms
- 86°68°
- 50%
- S 7 mph 83%
- THU
- APR 9
- PM Thunderstorms
- 85°66°
- 40%
- SSW 8 mph 71%
- FRI
- APR 10
- Scattered Thunderstorms
- 85°67°
- 40%
- S 9 mph 73%
- SAT
- APR 11
- Scattered Thunderstorms
- 84°68°
- 40%
- S 11 mph 73%
- SUN
- APR 12
- Scattered Thunderstorms
- 83°62°
- 40%
- S 11 mph 71%
- MON
- APR 13
- Scattered Thunderstorms
- 81°63°
- 40%
- E 10 mph 74%
- TUE
- APR 14
- Scattered Thunderstorms
- 82°64°
- 40%
- E 10 mph 69%
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- Current threat: April faggotry. 🌼
- ...........
- *Nods Respectfully Toward You*
- *Nods Respectfully Toward You* became a meme after a Zoe Quinn Twitter-favicon.png white knight named "Marc Threadingham" took off his fedora, revealing his shiny chrome dome, and tipped it in typical m'lady fashion. It has not yet been reported whether or not this got him pussy. However, given what we know about fair lady Zoe, our good sir knight has likely since been engulfed in a cavernous hipster vagina. RIP.
- On the plus side, at least he made himself internet famous by volunteering his bald head so it could be shopped into an entire gallery of epic male SJW mockery.
- His hilarious failure sparked "Operation Disrespectful Nod" wherein all the GamerGate nerds started Emailing advertisers on game news sites, immortalizing this guy forever in internet fame shame.
- (( *Tips Fedora* ))
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- Shoeless Joe Jackson (1887–1951) was an American outfielder who played Major League Baseball in the early 1900s. He is remembered for his performance on the field and for his association with the Black Sox Scandal, in which members of the 1919 Chicago White Sox participated in a conspiracy to fix the World Series. Jackson played for three Major League teams during his twelve-year career, briefly playing for the Philadelphia Athletics and the minor league New Orleans Pelicans before joining the Cleveland Naps for five years and finishing his career with the Chicago White Sox. He played left field for most of his career, and currently has the third-highest career batting average in major league history. He always denied being part of the match fixing scandal and subsequent events have cast doubts on his involvement.
- This picture shows Jackson holding his baseball bat, Black Betsy, during his time with the Cleveland Naps in 1913.
- Photograph credit: Charles M. Conlon
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- Bye, guys. I'm gonna go get punch some groids.
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