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- Hey, all you queers. Here's the "news".
- Nolte: Early Reviews of ‘Captain America: Brave New World’ are ‘Lukewarm’
- Taylor Swift Fans Retaliate Against Eagles Star Who Trolled Pop Star
- Celebrity Faces Appear in AI Video Protesting Kanye West, Scarlett Johansso
- Ukraine Offers Fresh Financial Incentives to Join Short-Handed Military
- Chiefs' Travis Kelce Muses on NFL Future After Brutal Super Bowl Defeat
- UK Border Watchdog Candidate Suggests He May Work From Home... In Finland
- Doctors Say Trump's Political Opponents Suffering Anxiety, Despair
- Sam Altman Dismisses Elon Musk's Bid for OpenAI as 'Trying to Slow Us Down'
- Kremlin Says Russian Prisoner Traded for American Teacher Marc Fogel
- Dana Carvey, David Spade Mock Biden, Zelensky Losing Billions in Aid
- BND Pod Ep. 707: Rep. Thomas Massie on Overcoming Roadblocks to MAGA Agenda
- Kanye West Dropped from Talent Agency, Website Down for Violating Terms
- Nolte: Disney Waters Down Its Stupid Trigger Warnings on Older Movies
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- Revealed: Pro-Amnesty Lobbyists’ Plan to Soften Trump
- Turn Business Allies in POTUS’s Inner Circle… ‘1,000 Points of Pressure’ on GOP Lawmakers
- Rule #1: Avoid Stephen Miller
- People hold signs during a march against Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) entitle
- Lobbyists are submerging Trump and many GOP politicians under a sea of friends and allies who call for more migration into the well-paid jobs needed by Americans.
- Watch Live: Hearing on Government Waste and Fraud as DOGE Fights the Deep State
- Live: Hearing on Government Waste, Fraud as DOGE Fights the Deep State
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- Exclusive – Sen. Mike Lee: Constitution Empowers Congress to Tap American ‘Pirates’ to Fight
- Mike Lee: Congress Can Tap American ‘Pirates' to Fight Cartels
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- Alex Marlow: Lawfare Judges Making Unprecedented Efforts to Shut Down Trump’s Agenda
- Marlow: Lawfare Judges Making Unprecedented Efforts to Shut Down Trump
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- South Africa to Send 3 Delegations to the U.S. — But Whom Will They Meet?
- South Africa to Send 3 Delegations to the U.S. -- But Who Will Meet Them?
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- Inflation Surges: Consumer Prices Up 3% In January, Crushing Chances of Rate Cuts
- Inflation Surges: Consumer Prices Up 3% In January
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- President Donald Trump Orders End to ‘Crooked Joe’ Biden’s Green Energy Regulatio
- Donald Trump Orders End to Biden's Regulations on Household Appliances
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- Rep. Garcia: Democrats Prepared to Not Give GOP ‘Any Votes for Absolutely Anything’
- Rep. Garcia: Dems Prepared to Not Give GOP 'Any Votes'
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- ‘Get Violent and Fight’: Tennessee Reverend Tells Christians to Stop Elon Musk, DOGE
- 'Get Violent and Fight': TN Reverend Tells Christians to Stop Elon Musk
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- Instant Regret: Oregon Democrat Maxine Dexter Shouts ‘We Have to F*ck Trump’
- Instant Regret: Oregon Democrat Maxine Dexter Shouts 'We Have to F*ck Trump
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- Rep. Hoyle: Dems Won’t Fund the Government if It ‘Undermines the American People’
- Rep. Hoyle: Dems Won't Fund the Government if It Undermines the Americans
- Ol Nigga Jailed After Raping and Choking Woman in Henrico County.
- I thought women liked being choked.
- Toronto: Darkie Arrested After Having Multiple Sexual Conversations with 11-Year-Old Girl.
- White Man in Hospital with Serious Injuries After 3 Baboonettes Attack Him with Shovel.
- Chimp Charges At Nashville Cop and Gets Shot to Death.
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- Current threat: Valentine's Day. 🖤
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- War
- Human History, since our ape ancestors figured out how to make spears and throw it to other apes he did not like, had always been defined by Humanity's obsession with killing each other in the lulziest way possible; in other words, being a pacifist hippie is antithetical to Human Nature. Everyone loves the shit out of it, especially Jews, Germans and White people. War in America helps to stimulate patriotic love for the president and your mom, and everyone gets more pie. In England, war leads to the creation of much lulz as war-time humour about soldiers dressed up as ladies and eating dehydrated eggs flourishes. This is because the English, having already crammed themselves up their own assholes, have effectively made any further penetration by their opponent's genitalia practically impossible.
- If it wasn't for war, a lot of the great toys we take for granted today would never have been invented (e.g. bows and arrows, hand grenades, stink bombs and combat camouflage barbie dolls). Since the late 1990s the glorious and epic nature of warfare has been reduced to fist pump dance contests, battles that only include freestyle rapping, and an axe is now a guitar.
- (( WAR!! WHAT IS GOOD FOR? ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!! SAY IT AGAIN ))
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- Charles Darwin (12 February 1809 – 19 April 1882) was an English naturalist, geologist, and biologist, widely known for his contributions to evolutionary biology. His proposition that all species of life have descended from a common ancestor is now generally accepted and considered a fundamental scientific concept. In a joint presentation with Alfred Russel Wallace, he introduced his scientific theory that this branching pattern of evolution resulted from a process he called natural selection, in which the struggle for existence has a similar effect to the artificial selection involved in selective breeding. Darwin published his theory of evolution with compelling evidence in his 1859 book On the Origin of Species. By the 1870s, the scientific community and a majority of the educated public had accepted evolution as a fact. However, many scientists initially favoured competing explanations that gave only a minor role to natural selection, and it was not until the emergence of the modern evolutionary synthesis from the 1930s to the 1950s that a broad consensus developed in which natural selection was the basic mechanism of evolution. Darwin's scientific discovery is the unifying theory of the life sciences, explaining the diversity of life. Darwin has been described as one of the most influential figures in human history and was honoured by burial in Westminster Abbey. This photograph of Darwin by Julia Margaret Cameron was taken around 1868.
- Photograph credit: Julia Margaret Cameron; restored by Adam Cuerden
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- Alright. I'm gonna go make people listen to Conway Twitty for 5 hours and then make them eat at White Castle after words.
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