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Guys Don't Like Me/Acapella/Heart Attack/None Of My Business

Aug 22nd, 2019
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  1. unOrdinary AU GLMV (MAJOR SPOILERS!)
  2. Guys Don't Like Me
  3. John:
  4. Stepped in the room and she noticed me
  5. (John walks in and Seraphina looks up from her work)
  6. Almost instantly and I can guarantee that she
  7. Has heard about me through a girlfriend
  8. (Remi whispers in her ear, Sera blushes)
  9. Not to mention that her boyfriend hates me
  10. (Cue le Arlo death glare)
  11.  
  12. It's not my fault she looked at me
  13. It's not your fault you can't compete
  14. Are we through with this? Cause I do insist
  15. Nothing happened here... this time
  16. (John's eyes start glowing and Arlo flinches)
  17.  
  18. Guys don't like me
  19. These guys, they don't like me
  20. These guys, don't like me
  21. Cause their girl friends do
  22. Guys don't like Me
  23. These guys, they don't like me
  24. These guys, don't like me
  25. Cause their girl friends do
  26. (Sera and John being cute montage, with Arlo in the background glaring at them in some scenes)
  27.  
  28. Stop, let me explain the situation
  29. Everybody hating for the same reason
  30. (Flashbacks to Claire from the old school)
  31. I attempted to mingle, she said she was single
  32. And I'm just a nice guy
  33. (John's eyes glow again and Arlo looks downcast)
  34.  
  35. It's not my fault she looked at me
  36. Sera:
  37. It's not your fault you can't compete!
  38. John:
  39. I am through with this, but if you insist
  40. Then the next time she's mine
  41. (John places a hand on Sera's shoulder, after this John's hair is spiky)
  42.  
  43. Guys don't like me
  44. These guys, they don't like me
  45. These guys, don't like me
  46. Cause their girl friends do
  47. Guys don't like Me
  48. These guys, they don't like me
  49. These guys, don't like me
  50. Cause their girl friends do
  51. (Another montage, this time John's eyes glow when Arlo is in the scene and Sera isn't looking)
  52.  
  53. Stepped into the club and she fell in love
  54.  
  55. Guys don't like me
  56. These guys, they don't like me
  57. These guys, don't like me
  58. Cause their girl friends do
  59. Guys don't like Me
  60. These guys, they don't like me
  61. These guys, don't like me
  62. Cause their girl friends do
  63.  
  64. Acapella
  65. (Remi pulls off John's mask, Sera looks shocked, as he steps into the school she stops him and starts singing)
  66. Seraphina:
  67. Used to be your baby, used to be your lady
  68. Thought you were the perfect lover
  69. All the harmony went fallin' out of key
  70. So now you gotta find another
  71. Now you're talkin' crazy, sayin' that you made me
  72. John:
  73. I made you!
  74. Sera:
  75. Like I was your Cinderella!
  76. (John looks surprised and then regretful/sad)
  77. You and me are through though, watch me hit it solo
  78. I'mma do it acapella, yeah
  79. I'mma do it acapella, yeah
  80.  
  81. (Sera is kind of floating in the scene, the background it black)
  82. Once upon a time, I met the perfect guy
  83. He had that Colgate smile, he had that suit and tie
  84. (Cut this part: Mama always said "Get a rich boyfriend
  85. You don't gotta love 'em, girl, you can pretend"
  86. You bet I totes believed her, yeah, every word she said
  87. Thought he was gluten-free, but all that I got was bread
  88. Mama always said "Nice guys finish last
  89. Beat him at his own game, honey, take the cash")
  90.  
  91. Ooh, and what a lucky girl you will be
  92. But no, he didn't do Jack for me
  93. I want a bean with the beanstalk
  94. Remi:
  95. And if the magic ain't right?
  96. Sera:
  97. Time to walk
  98.  
  99. Used to be your baby, used to be your lady
  100. Thought you were the perfect lover
  101. All the harmony went fallin' out of key
  102. So now you gotta find another, yeah
  103. Now you're talkin' crazy, sayin' that you made me
  104. John:
  105. I made you.
  106. Sera:
  107. Like I was your Cinderella!
  108. (John looks downcast again)
  109. You and me are through though, watch me hit it solo
  110. I'mma do it acapella, yeah
  111.  
  112. Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
  113. I'mma do it acapella, yeah
  114.  
  115. Out on our first date, he took me gourmet
  116. We hit that Olive Garden, my Little Italy
  117. (Cut out: Daddy always said "Let the gentleman pay
  118. Never ever go Dutch at the buffet")
  119. I saw his bad intention, he didn't wanna talk
  120. (Show Sera
  121. He put the saucy on it, time to check my watch
  122. (Cut out: Daddy always said "Money can't buy class
  123. You don't wanna get stuck takin' out trash")
  124.  
  125. Ooh, and yeah I guess it wasn't meant to be
  126. Because he didn't do Jack for me
  127. I want a bean with the beanstalk
  128. And if the magic ain't right, time to walk
  129.  
  130. Used to be your baby, used to be your lady
  131. Thought you were the perfect lover
  132. All the harmony went fallin' out of key
  133. So now you gotta find another, yeah
  134. Now you're talkin' crazy, sayin' that you made me
  135. John:
  136. I-I made you...
  137. Sera:
  138. Like I was your Cinderella
  139. You and me are through though, watch me hit it solo
  140. I'mma do it acapella, yeah
  141.  
  142. Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
  143. I'mma do it acapella
  144. Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
  145. Watch me do it in falsetta
  146. Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh
  147. Remi:
  148. Never mind, bring the beat back
  149. (Sera is crying (the joke cry) in the background while Remi acts as a DJ)
  150.  
  151. Sera:
  152. Used to be your baby, used to be your lady
  153. Thought you were the perfect lover
  154. All the harmony went fallin' out of key
  155. So now you gotta find another, yeah
  156. Now you're talkin' crazy, sayin' that you made me
  157. John:
  158. I'm sorry.
  159. Sera:
  160. Like I was your Cinderella
  161. You and me are through though, watch me hit it solo
  162. I'mma do it acapella, yeah
  163.  
  164. Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
  165. I'mma do it acapella, yeah
  166.  
  167. Heart Attack
  168. Sera:
  169. Puttin' my defenses up
  170. 'Cause I don't wanna fall in love
  171. If I ever did that
  172. I think I'd have a heart attack
  173.  
  174. Never put my love out on the line
  175. Never said "Yes" to the right guy
  176. Never had trouble getting what I want
  177. But when it comes to you, I'm never good enough
  178.  
  179. When I don't care
  180. I can play 'em like a Ken doll
  181. Won't wash my hair
  182. Then make 'em bounce like a basketball
  183.  
  184. But you make me wanna act like a girl
  185. Paint my nails and wear high heels
  186. Yes, you make me so nervous
  187. That I just can't hold your hand
  188.  
  189. You make me glow
  190. But I cover up
  191. Won't let it show
  192. So I'm
  193.  
  194. Puttin' my defenses up
  195. 'Cause I don't wanna fall in love
  196. If I ever did that
  197. I think I'd have a heart attack
  198. I think I'd have a heart attack
  199. I think I'd have a heart attack
  200.  
  201. Never break a sweat for the other guys
  202. When you come around, I get paralyzed
  203. And every time I try to be myself
  204. It comes out wrong like a cry for help
  205.  
  206. It's just not fair
  207. Pain's more trouble than love is worth
  208. I gasp for air
  209. It feels so good, but you know it hurts
  210.  
  211. But you make me wanna act like a girl
  212. Paint my nails and wear perfume for you
  213. Make me so nervous
  214. That I just can't hold your hand
  215.  
  216. You make me glow
  217. But I cover up
  218. Won't let it show
  219. So I'm
  220.  
  221. Puttin' my defenses up
  222. 'Cause I don't wanna fall in love
  223. If I ever did that
  224. I think I'd have a heart attack
  225. I think I'd have a heart attack
  226. I think I'd have a heart attack
  227.  
  228. The feelings got lost in my lungs
  229. They're burning, I'd rather be numb
  230. And there's no one else to blame (no one else)
  231. So scared I take off and I run
  232. I'm flying too close to the sun
  233. And I burst into flames
  234.  
  235. You make me glow
  236. But I cover up
  237. Won't let it show
  238. So I'm
  239.  
  240. Puttin' my defenses up
  241. 'Cause I don't wanna fall in love
  242. If I ever did that
  243. I think I'd have a heart attack
  244. I think I'd have a heart attack (heart attack)
  245. I think I'd have a heart attack (-tack)
  246. Oh, I think I'd have a heart attack
  247. I think I'd have a heart attack
  248.  
  249. None Of My Business
  250. Sera:
  251. Damn, I heard that you and her been having problems
  252. John:
  253. She likes to fight
  254. Sera:
  255. I guess you both have that in common
  256. John:
  257. Started at the top...
  258. Sera:
  259. But now you at the bottom
  260. John:
  261. But baby, this is-
  262. Sera:
  263. None of my business
  264.  
  265. You moved on, that a wrong?
  266. Been a while, baby; so did I.
  267. Took her home to your mom, but oh, trust me, that ain't on my mind
  268.  
  269. I... I saw on my feed she looks a little like me
  270. Remi:
  271. I... I can't help but see
  272. Sera:
  273. It's not jealousy!
  274. Remi:
  275. No?
  276.  
  277. Damn, I heard that you and her been having problems
  278. John:
  279. She likes to fight
  280. Sera:
  281. I guess you both have that in common
  282. John:
  283. Started at the top...
  284. Sera: But now you at the bottom
  285. John:
  286. But baby, this is-
  287. Sera:
  288. None of my business
  289.  
  290. Damn, I heard that you and her been having issues
  291. I wish you the best I hope that she can fix you
  292. You'll be calling me the second that it hits you
  293. John:
  294. But baby, this is-
  295. Sera:
  296. None of my business
  297.  
  298. Does she care, wear her hair up the way that, babe, you always liked?
  299. When you're alone does she know all the ways to treat your body right
  300.  
  301. I... I saw on my feed she looks a little like me
  302. Remi:
  303. I... I can't help but see...
  304. Sera:
  305. It's not jealousy!
  306. Remi:
  307. No?
  308.  
  309. Sera:
  310. Damn, I heard that you and her been having problems
  311. John:
  312. She likes to fight
  313. Sera:
  314. I guess you both have that in common
  315. John:
  316. Started at the top...
  317. Sera: But now you at the bottom
  318. John:
  319. But baby, this is-
  320. Sera:
  321. None of my business
  322.  
  323. Damn, I heard that you and her been having issues
  324. I wish you the best I hope that she can fix you
  325. You'll be calling me the second that it hits you
  326. John:
  327. But baby, this is-
  328. Sera:
  329. None of my business
  330.  
  331. None of my business
  332. Haven't watched your story in four days
  333. Least not today
  334. Cause it's none of my business, none of my business
  335.  
  336. Damn, I heard that you and her been having problems
  337. John:
  338. She likes to fight
  339. Sera:
  340. I guess you both have that in common
  341. John:
  342. Started at the top...
  343. Sera: But now you at the bottom
  344. John:
  345. But baby, this is-
  346. Sera:
  347. None of my business
  348.  
  349. Damn, I heard that you and her been having issues
  350. I wish you the best I hope that she can fix you
  351. You'll be calling me the second that it hits you
  352. John:
  353. But baby, this is-
  354. Sera:
  355. None of my business
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