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- unOrdinary AU GLMV (MAJOR SPOILERS!)
- Guys Don't Like Me
- John:
- Stepped in the room and she noticed me
- (John walks in and Seraphina looks up from her work)
- Almost instantly and I can guarantee that she
- Has heard about me through a girlfriend
- (Remi whispers in her ear, Sera blushes)
- Not to mention that her boyfriend hates me
- (Cue le Arlo death glare)
- It's not my fault she looked at me
- It's not your fault you can't compete
- Are we through with this? Cause I do insist
- Nothing happened here... this time
- (John's eyes start glowing and Arlo flinches)
- Guys don't like me
- These guys, they don't like me
- These guys, don't like me
- Cause their girl friends do
- Guys don't like Me
- These guys, they don't like me
- These guys, don't like me
- Cause their girl friends do
- (Sera and John being cute montage, with Arlo in the background glaring at them in some scenes)
- Stop, let me explain the situation
- Everybody hating for the same reason
- (Flashbacks to Claire from the old school)
- I attempted to mingle, she said she was single
- And I'm just a nice guy
- (John's eyes glow again and Arlo looks downcast)
- It's not my fault she looked at me
- Sera:
- It's not your fault you can't compete!
- John:
- I am through with this, but if you insist
- Then the next time she's mine
- (John places a hand on Sera's shoulder, after this John's hair is spiky)
- Guys don't like me
- These guys, they don't like me
- These guys, don't like me
- Cause their girl friends do
- Guys don't like Me
- These guys, they don't like me
- These guys, don't like me
- Cause their girl friends do
- (Another montage, this time John's eyes glow when Arlo is in the scene and Sera isn't looking)
- Stepped into the club and she fell in love
- Guys don't like me
- These guys, they don't like me
- These guys, don't like me
- Cause their girl friends do
- Guys don't like Me
- These guys, they don't like me
- These guys, don't like me
- Cause their girl friends do
- Acapella
- (Remi pulls off John's mask, Sera looks shocked, as he steps into the school she stops him and starts singing)
- Seraphina:
- Used to be your baby, used to be your lady
- Thought you were the perfect lover
- All the harmony went fallin' out of key
- So now you gotta find another
- Now you're talkin' crazy, sayin' that you made me
- John:
- I made you!
- Sera:
- Like I was your Cinderella!
- (John looks surprised and then regretful/sad)
- You and me are through though, watch me hit it solo
- I'mma do it acapella, yeah
- I'mma do it acapella, yeah
- (Sera is kind of floating in the scene, the background it black)
- Once upon a time, I met the perfect guy
- He had that Colgate smile, he had that suit and tie
- (Cut this part: Mama always said "Get a rich boyfriend
- You don't gotta love 'em, girl, you can pretend"
- You bet I totes believed her, yeah, every word she said
- Thought he was gluten-free, but all that I got was bread
- Mama always said "Nice guys finish last
- Beat him at his own game, honey, take the cash")
- Ooh, and what a lucky girl you will be
- But no, he didn't do Jack for me
- I want a bean with the beanstalk
- Remi:
- And if the magic ain't right?
- Sera:
- Time to walk
- Used to be your baby, used to be your lady
- Thought you were the perfect lover
- All the harmony went fallin' out of key
- So now you gotta find another, yeah
- Now you're talkin' crazy, sayin' that you made me
- John:
- I made you.
- Sera:
- Like I was your Cinderella!
- (John looks downcast again)
- You and me are through though, watch me hit it solo
- I'mma do it acapella, yeah
- Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
- I'mma do it acapella, yeah
- Out on our first date, he took me gourmet
- We hit that Olive Garden, my Little Italy
- (Cut out: Daddy always said "Let the gentleman pay
- Never ever go Dutch at the buffet")
- I saw his bad intention, he didn't wanna talk
- (Show Sera
- He put the saucy on it, time to check my watch
- (Cut out: Daddy always said "Money can't buy class
- You don't wanna get stuck takin' out trash")
- Ooh, and yeah I guess it wasn't meant to be
- Because he didn't do Jack for me
- I want a bean with the beanstalk
- And if the magic ain't right, time to walk
- Used to be your baby, used to be your lady
- Thought you were the perfect lover
- All the harmony went fallin' out of key
- So now you gotta find another, yeah
- Now you're talkin' crazy, sayin' that you made me
- John:
- I-I made you...
- Sera:
- Like I was your Cinderella
- You and me are through though, watch me hit it solo
- I'mma do it acapella, yeah
- Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
- I'mma do it acapella
- Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
- Watch me do it in falsetta
- Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh
- Remi:
- Never mind, bring the beat back
- (Sera is crying (the joke cry) in the background while Remi acts as a DJ)
- Sera:
- Used to be your baby, used to be your lady
- Thought you were the perfect lover
- All the harmony went fallin' out of key
- So now you gotta find another, yeah
- Now you're talkin' crazy, sayin' that you made me
- John:
- I'm sorry.
- Sera:
- Like I was your Cinderella
- You and me are through though, watch me hit it solo
- I'mma do it acapella, yeah
- Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
- I'mma do it acapella, yeah
- Heart Attack
- Sera:
- Puttin' my defenses up
- 'Cause I don't wanna fall in love
- If I ever did that
- I think I'd have a heart attack
- Never put my love out on the line
- Never said "Yes" to the right guy
- Never had trouble getting what I want
- But when it comes to you, I'm never good enough
- When I don't care
- I can play 'em like a Ken doll
- Won't wash my hair
- Then make 'em bounce like a basketball
- But you make me wanna act like a girl
- Paint my nails and wear high heels
- Yes, you make me so nervous
- That I just can't hold your hand
- You make me glow
- But I cover up
- Won't let it show
- So I'm
- Puttin' my defenses up
- 'Cause I don't wanna fall in love
- If I ever did that
- I think I'd have a heart attack
- I think I'd have a heart attack
- I think I'd have a heart attack
- Never break a sweat for the other guys
- When you come around, I get paralyzed
- And every time I try to be myself
- It comes out wrong like a cry for help
- It's just not fair
- Pain's more trouble than love is worth
- I gasp for air
- It feels so good, but you know it hurts
- But you make me wanna act like a girl
- Paint my nails and wear perfume for you
- Make me so nervous
- That I just can't hold your hand
- You make me glow
- But I cover up
- Won't let it show
- So I'm
- Puttin' my defenses up
- 'Cause I don't wanna fall in love
- If I ever did that
- I think I'd have a heart attack
- I think I'd have a heart attack
- I think I'd have a heart attack
- The feelings got lost in my lungs
- They're burning, I'd rather be numb
- And there's no one else to blame (no one else)
- So scared I take off and I run
- I'm flying too close to the sun
- And I burst into flames
- You make me glow
- But I cover up
- Won't let it show
- So I'm
- Puttin' my defenses up
- 'Cause I don't wanna fall in love
- If I ever did that
- I think I'd have a heart attack
- I think I'd have a heart attack (heart attack)
- I think I'd have a heart attack (-tack)
- Oh, I think I'd have a heart attack
- I think I'd have a heart attack
- None Of My Business
- Sera:
- Damn, I heard that you and her been having problems
- John:
- She likes to fight
- Sera:
- I guess you both have that in common
- John:
- Started at the top...
- Sera:
- But now you at the bottom
- John:
- But baby, this is-
- Sera:
- None of my business
- You moved on, that a wrong?
- Been a while, baby; so did I.
- Took her home to your mom, but oh, trust me, that ain't on my mind
- I... I saw on my feed she looks a little like me
- Remi:
- I... I can't help but see
- Sera:
- It's not jealousy!
- Remi:
- No?
- Damn, I heard that you and her been having problems
- John:
- She likes to fight
- Sera:
- I guess you both have that in common
- John:
- Started at the top...
- Sera: But now you at the bottom
- John:
- But baby, this is-
- Sera:
- None of my business
- Damn, I heard that you and her been having issues
- I wish you the best I hope that she can fix you
- You'll be calling me the second that it hits you
- John:
- But baby, this is-
- Sera:
- None of my business
- Does she care, wear her hair up the way that, babe, you always liked?
- When you're alone does she know all the ways to treat your body right
- I... I saw on my feed she looks a little like me
- Remi:
- I... I can't help but see...
- Sera:
- It's not jealousy!
- Remi:
- No?
- Sera:
- Damn, I heard that you and her been having problems
- John:
- She likes to fight
- Sera:
- I guess you both have that in common
- John:
- Started at the top...
- Sera: But now you at the bottom
- John:
- But baby, this is-
- Sera:
- None of my business
- Damn, I heard that you and her been having issues
- I wish you the best I hope that she can fix you
- You'll be calling me the second that it hits you
- John:
- But baby, this is-
- Sera:
- None of my business
- None of my business
- Haven't watched your story in four days
- Least not today
- Cause it's none of my business, none of my business
- Damn, I heard that you and her been having problems
- John:
- She likes to fight
- Sera:
- I guess you both have that in common
- John:
- Started at the top...
- Sera: But now you at the bottom
- John:
- But baby, this is-
- Sera:
- None of my business
- Damn, I heard that you and her been having issues
- I wish you the best I hope that she can fix you
- You'll be calling me the second that it hits you
- John:
- But baby, this is-
- Sera:
- None of my business
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