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What the heck 😲 did you just say about me, you little 🇺🇸 American? I'll have you know 😤 I graduated 🎓 top of my class in the 🇰🇿 Kazakhstan School of Cultural Learnings, and I've been involved in numerous secret 🕵️‍♂️ missions on behalf of my glorious nation, and I have over 3️⃣0️⃣0️⃣ confirmed gypsy captures.

I am trained 🏋️‍♂️ in horse-mounted 🐴 warfare and I'm the top reporter 🎤 in the entire Kazakhstan media. You are nothing to me but just another Western imposter. I will wipe ❌ you out with accuracy 🎯 the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth 🌍, mark my words 📝.

You think 💭 you can get away with saying that nonsense 🤬 to me over the Internet 💻? Think again, American scum. As we speak, I am contacting my secret network 🕵️‍♂️ of spies across the 🇺🇸 USA and your IP is being traced 📍 right now, so you better prepare for the storm ☔, capitalist pig 🐷. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life 😵. You're finished, American.

I can be anywhere, anytime ⌛, and I can confuse you 😵‍💫 in over 7️⃣0️⃣0️⃣ ways, and that's just with my bare hands 🖐️. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat 🥋, but I have access to the entire arsenal 🗡️🔫 of the Kazakhstan National Guard and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable rear end 🍑 off the face of the continent 🌎, you little western dog 🐶.

If only you could have known 😳 what unholy retribution 😱 your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your foolish tongue 👅. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price 💰, you big American idiot 😠. I will unleash fury 😡 all over you and you will drown in it 🌊.

You're finished 🚫, American. Kazakhstan is #1️⃣!