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- Hello, you fucking faggots.... Sorry. I'm in a bad mood. Anyway, time for the news.
- ‘The Legend of Zeldin’: How Long Island’s GOP Congressman Became Impeachment’s Biggest Star
- Rep. Lee Zeldin (R-NY) speaks during a press conference on the impeachment process in the Rayburn Room of the US Capitol in Washington, DC on October 31, 2019. (Photo by MANDEL NGAN / AFP) (Photo by MANDEL NGAN/AFP via Getty Images)
- Perhaps no bigger star has emerged in the fight than Rep. Lee Zeldin (R-NY), a hard-charging GOP congressman from Long Island whose district includes the Hamptons.
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- Democrat Kendra Horn Backing Impeachment to Protect ‘Our Democracy’
- SEAN MORAN
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- Elizabeth Warren Shifts, Pushes Medicare for All Plan as ‘Choice’
- Elizabeth Warren Shifts, Pushes Medicare for All Plan as ‘Choice’
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- GOP/Democrat Spending Package Secures MS-13 Gang Amnesty Pipeline
- GOP/Democrat Spending Package Secures MS-13 Gang Amnesty Pipeline
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- Katie Hill Attends LA Impeachment Rally: ‘It’s Time to Impeach the Motherf*cker!’
- Katie Hill Attends LA Impeachment Rally: ‘It’s Time to Impeach the Motherf*cker!’
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- Schumer: ‘Even if He Wins the Vote,’ Trump ‘Will Not Be Exonerated’ if Trial Isn’t ‘a Real Trial’
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- Pelosi: ‘Essence of’ Trump’s Impeachment Letter Is ‘Really Sick’
- …Pelosi: ‘Essence of’ Trump’s Impeachment Letter Is ‘Really Sick’…
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- CNN’s Tapper: Trump’s Letter ‘Almost a Letter Like Kim Jong-Un Wrote’
- …CNN’s Tapper: ‘Almost a Letter Like Kim Jong-Un Wrote’
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- …Blasts Impeachment as ‘Illegal, Partisan Attempted Coup’…
- JOSHUA CAPLAN
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- Read Donald Trump’s Historic Impeachment Takedown Letter to Nancy Pelosi
- Trump Sends Historic Impeachment Takedown Letter to Nancy Pelosi
- ‘Threatens to Destroy that Which Our Founders Pledged Their Very Lives to Build’…
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- Kanye West Bringing Opera Christmas Story ‘Mary’ to New York City
- Kanye West Bringing Opera Christmas Story ‘Mary’ to New York City
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- Dulis: Ludicrous ‘Rise of Skywalker’ Leaks Are Getting Confirmed After Premiere
- Dulis: Ludicrous ‘Rise of Skywalker’ Leaks Are Getting Confirmed After Premiere
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- 2 Million Sign Petition Protesting Netflix’s ‘Gay Jesus’ Christmas Special
- 2 Million Sign Petition Protesting Netflix’s ‘Gay Jesus’ Christmas Special
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- Hollywood Promotes Nationwide Impeachment Marches on Eve of Vote
- DAVID NG
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- Nevada Men Plead Guilty to Running Illegal Streaming Sites with Bigger Libraries than Netflix
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- Seattle Homeless Official Resigns After Hiring Trans Stripper for Conference
- Seattle Homeless Official Resigns After Hiring Trans Stripper for Conference
- DR. SUSAN BERRY
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- Seahawks Defensive Backs Consume $17,500 Worth of Steak and Cognac at Rookie Dinner
- Seahawks D-Backs Consume $17K of Steak and Cognac at Rookie Dinner
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- 11 Injured in Washington Store During Shoplifting Getaway Crash
- 11 Injured in Washington Store During Shoplifting Getaway Crash
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- Hundreds of Professors Sign Letter Begging Congress to Impeach Trump
- Hundreds of Professors Sign Letter Begging Congress to Impeach Trump
- ‘We Are Historians’
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- Chuck Schumer Claims He Will Be an ‘Impartial Juror’ in Senate Impeachment Trial
- Schumer Claims He Will Be an ‘Impartial Juror’ in Impeachment Trial…
- JOEL B. POLLAK
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- …McConnell: ‘I’m Not an Impartial Juror’
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- Tulsi Gabbard Calls for Censuring Trump, Remains Undecided on Impeachment
- Tulsi Gabbard Calls for Censuring Trump, Remains Undecided on Impeachment
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- RNC Says It Added 600K New Donors Since Start of Impeachment
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- CNN Poll: Support for Impeachment Dropping, Even Among Democrats…
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- …Trump Triumphant After Impeachment Polls ‘Drop Like a Rock’
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- FBI Agent Took Notes on Trump’s Comments While Surveilling Flynn
- KRISTINA WONG
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- Pope Francis Abolishes ‘Pontifical Secret’ for Sex Abuse Cases…
- THOMAS D. WILLIAMS, PH.D.
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- …Accepts Resignation of Nuncio Charged with Homosexual Abuse
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- U.N. Secretary General: Pope Francis Is Great Ally in Climate, Migration, Peace
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- North Carolina Middle School Teacher Arrested for Alleged Rape of Student
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- Nolte: USA Today Poll Is All Bad News for 2020 Dems
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- Bernie Sanders Focuses on California as He Surges in the Polls
- HANNAH BLEAU
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- …Shoots Down Request for More Witnesses
- JOSHUA CAPLAN
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- Dem Rep. Lofgren: No Exoneration for Trump if the Trial Is Rigged
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- Pollak: House Dems Violated 1st, 4th, 5th, and 6th Amendments in Impeachment Inquiry
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- Klein: IG Report Makes Clear Durham Needs to Investigate Joe Biden, Susan Rice, John Kerry
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- George Conway, Other Never Trumpers Launch Anti-Trump Super PAC
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- Buttigieg Napa Valley Wine Cave Fundraiser Mocked by Socialists
- CHARLIE SPIERING
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- U.S. Manufacturing Rebounds Sharply in November
- JOHN CARNEY
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- $1.4T Spending Package Crammed with Unrelated Provisions
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- Indian Workers Lash Out at Dick Durbin for ‘Poison Pill’ in Green Card Deal
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- ‘Remain in Mexico’ Policy Has Less than One Percent Asylum Grant Rate
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- Top Florida GOP Politician Refuses to Support Popular Mandatory E-Verify
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- Chinese National Gets 10 Months in Jail for Running Anchor Baby Agency
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- Shots Fired at Border Patrol Agents During Vehicle Pursuit in Arizona
- BOB PRICE
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- Exclusive – Border Patrol Chief: Migrant Woman Let Smugglers Rape Her to Protect Daughter
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- Pompeo Blasts Democrats’ ‘Foolish Fixation’ On Israeli Settlements
- DEBORAH DANAN
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- After Violent Weekend, Lebanon President Postpones Talks on New PM
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- Pakistan Sentences Former President Pervez Musharraf to Death
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- Rich Nations Urged to Do ‘Fair Share’ at Global Refugee Meet
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- Joe Biden Promises More Foreign Workers, Plus Paperwork Protections
- Sweden: Gang of Youths Beat Up Bus Driver After He Told Them to Get Off the Vehicle
- Charles Martel
- Just when you think Bjorn, Sven & Co. have calmed down a little, they go out and do something like this.
- Wisconsin: Baboon with Facial Tattoos Shoots and Kills White Teen
- Charles Martel
- Texas: Jig Who Killed White Supervisor at Prison Shoe Factory Blurts Out “Woof, Woof!” Before Getting Lethal Injection
- Charles Martel
- White Man is Shot Dead While Protecting His Twin Brother from Their Mom’s Negro Boyfriend
- Charles Martel
- Chicago: Wetback Chef Murders White Chef with Nine-Inch Fillet Knife in Restaurant Kitchen
- Charles Martel
- UK: Black Who Strangled Young White Barmaid to Death is Now Charged with Her Rape
- Charles Martel
- Two Youthful Teens Driving a Stolen Vehicle Crash Into and Kill White Cop During Police Chase
- Charles Martel
- Arizona: Angry Negro Shoots Temp Agency Worker Dead Over Pay Dispute
- ................ Penis. Time for the weather.
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- Current threat: That fat German man who breaks into our houses at night. 🎅
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- Monica Punk
- Monica Punk (Monica C. Olson) is a 24-year-old fat, lesbian autist with no job who lives at her mom's house, claims to play 20 different instruments despite not having the ability to play any (including the skin flute in her case), and uploads 50 butthurt videos a day on YouTube. She also thinks she's in a gang, despite the fact that she literally calls the cops crying when people troll her on the internet.
- She epitomizes the type of fat, carpet-munching welfare queen who is so stupid she makes MessyJessie actually look sane. This is backed by the fact that she was actually retarded enough to get fired AND banned from Hot Topic, which is saying a lot since she definitely has the hairstyle and mental state to fit right in. Monica's the type of freak that you'd love to smack in the face just to pass the time, but never would out of fear of losing your hand to the endless layers of her fatty folds. Even Xiao Rishu wouldn't be caught dead trying to help her baaawwing ass! In fact, she would most likely smack her too.
- (( STOP BULLYING ME! ))
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- Raorchestes parvulus is a small bush frog native to tropical southeastern Asia. Although the reproductive strategy of this species has not been studied, members of the family typically make a foam nest while mating in vegetation overhanging a stream. They create the foam by beating their legs, and the eggs are deposited into the nest and covered with seminal fluid before the foam hardens into a protective casing. When the eggs hatch, the young push their way out of the nest and fall into the water below.
- This picture shows a male R. parvulus frog, photographed in Phu Kradueng National Park, Thailand, calling by inflating its vocal sac.
- Photograph credit: Rushenb
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- Bye, guys. I'm gonna go get some barbecue... What? I'm hungry.
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