codethingy

@echo off
title Computer AI
color 0a
set secret=0
set found=0
:welcome
cls
echo Hello. I am an AI. Ask me a word that doesn't have any capitals.
set /p "c=>"
if "%c%"=="name" goto name
if "%c%"=="nickname" goto nname
if "%c%"=="game" goto games
if "%c%"=="games" goto games
if "%c%"=="math" goto math
if "%c%"=="secret" goto secret
if "%c%"=="mtrx.exe" goto matrix
if "%c%"=="vault" goto vault
cls
echo I don't know that command yet. Please press a key to return to the main page.
pause >nul
goto welcome

:name
cls
echo I don't have a name, but a nickname.
echo.
echo Press any key to return to the main page...
pause >nul
goto welcome

:nname
cls
echo My nickname is "BAI", which stands for "Batch Artificial Intelligence".
echo.
echo Press any key to return to the main page...
pause >nul
goto welcome

:games
cls
echo I know a few games. Type these commands in chat to play them:
echo - math
echo - randomizer
echo - note
echo.
echo Other command genres:
echo - entertainment
echo - tools
echo.
echo Press any key to return to the main page...
pause >nul
goto welcome

:math
cls
set m1=%random%
set m2=%random%
set m3=0
set /a m3=m1+m2
echo What is the answer to %m1%+%m2%? You have one chance.
set /p "m4=>"
cls
if "%m4%"=="%m3%" (
	echo Correct. The answer is %m3%.
) else (
	echo Incorrect. The answer was %m3%.
)
echo.
echo Press any key to return to the main page...
pause >nul
goto welcome

:secret
cls
if %secret%==0 (
	echo I don't know that command yet. Or do I? Please press a key to return to the main page.
)
if %secret%==1 (
	echo Stop it!
)
if %secret%==2 (
	echo What are you doing?
)
if %secret%==3 (
	echo Please stop annoying me.
)
if %secret%==4 (
	echo ...
)
if %secret%==5 (
	echo ...
)
if %secret%==6 (
	echo Fine... I'll give you the secret code. Type in this:
	echo - mtrx.exe
)
if %secret%==7 (
	echo ...
) else if %secret%==8 (
	echo You're bugging me still?
) else if %secret%==9 (
	echo ...
) else if %secret%==10 (
	echo Okay, I unlocked the vault. Type this in:
	echo - vault
)
set /a secret=%secret%+1
pause >nul
goto welcome

:matrix
echo %random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%
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echo %random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%
echo %random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%
echo %random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%
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echo %random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%
echo %random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%
goto matrix

:vault
cls
if %found% EQU 1 goto secretvault2
if %secret% GEQ 10 goto secretvault
echo You must unlock the vault... somehow...
echo.
echo Press any key to return to the main screen...
pause >nul
goto welcome

:secretvault
cls
echo That's not the only thing stopping you...
echo You must also enter a 3 number combination. Good luck :)
echo (You can also type 'back' to return to the main screen)
echo --------------------------------------------------------
set /p "vaultcode=Vault Code>"
if "%vaultcode%"=="back" goto welcome
if "%vaultcode%"=="666" goto secretvault1
goto secretvault

:secretvault1
cls
echo I see you are very smart at cracking codes... or are you looking at the wiki page?
echo Neither way, there is still one more test for you.
echo (You can also type 'back' to return to the main screen)
echo -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
echo What is the opposite of 666?
echo -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
set /p "vaultcode1=Answer>"
if "%vaultcode1%"=="back" goto welcome
if "%vaultcode1%"=="god" goto secretvault2
goto secretvault1

:secretvault2
set found=1
cls
echo Secret Commands:
echo.
echo - secret
echo - vault
echo - mtrx.exe (don't do it)
echo - peppapig
echo.
echo Press any key to return to the main page (the vault will still be unlocked until you restart the program)
pause >nul
goto welcome