[AI DUNGEON] Tochi's Bizarre Adventure

You are Tochi McGochi. You were sent by lord DIO to destroy the Joestar bloodline. You are currently in Morioh hunting Josuke Higashikita Who's stand is Crazy Diamond. Your goal is to tail him and eventually kill him. The only problem is you don't know where he's hiding.
You summon your stand. A humanoid figure emerges from you. The figure has 6 arms, 3 eyes and sits in a chair outside a restaurant sipping tea. It looks like a cross between a human and an octopus.
The stand has the ability to hear and see anywhere in the world. The eyes are connected to a network of cameras and microchips that can see anywhere.
You order your stand to follow Higashikita.
It begins to tap into its vast network and within a few minutes finds a man with a large pompadour walking down a quiet suburban neighborhood. It looks like him.
You tell your stand to tail him. Over the next few days, as he walks to and from his home, enters, and leaves his car, you slowly start to recognize him.

> You approach Josuke.
You believe he's home now. You need to act fast.
You step into the entrance of the house. It's dark and you flick on the lights. You look around and walk into the kitchen.

> You say "There's nothing of value here."
You turn to leave and notice a knife with a red handle and a silver blade sticking out of a chopping board.
You grab the knife and turn to leave.
You hear someone shout "Heeeeey!"

> You spin your head around searching for the source of that yelp.
You hear a high-pitched voice your way.
You see a little girl standing in the kitchen. Stand users attract other stand users.
You have another stand user nearby. You may want to take advantage of this fact.
You quickly try to remember the name of your opponent's stand.
Unfortunately, you forget it immediately.

> You say "Where are your parents, kid."
"I'm waiting for them, they're late."
"Oh."
Another voice cries from outside.
A second girl comes running into the room.

> You say "Okay, have a nice day."
"Who are you?"
"I'm a human, what are you"
"Wait, you're not a stand user are you?"
You look down at your arms.

> You say "You know what stand users are?"
"Yeah! They're the bad guys that fight with powers that kill you slowly if you get captured or kill you if you try to escape."
"Oh, you must be an Anti-Hero or a Villain."

> You say "Do you know of a Josuke Higashikita?"
"Yeah, he's my brother!" the little girl says.
"What's your name?"
"Kartia"
"I'm Joseph."
"I'm Hariet."
You turn to leave.

> You say "Joseph, Killer Queen has already touched that doorknob!"
"What!"
The little girl suddenly screams.
You turn to see a clown costume standing in front of you. It drops to its knees and begins to crawl after you with its knives.
You think to yourself, "Wait a minute, this isn't Killer Queen? This is the work of another stand user!" The clown costume turns to you and screeches, "I am AP Shaco Pentakill, and I have been sent to backstab all of you!"
You pull out your revolver and shoot AP Shaco Pentakill in the head before he can kill anyone else.
"Yeah!" you shout.
The crowd claps.

> You say "Thank you, thank you. That was my fourth bullet."
"He had a bunch more waiting, you'd better run!"
You run outside into the street and see a large black van swerving all over the road.
You realize that it must be Killer Queen.

> You say "Killer Queen is in the van! Stop that van at all costs!"
You begin shooting at the tires as the crowd cheers.
The screeching of tires stops and begins to smoke. The side door slowly opens and the clown's head pops out.

> You say "It's not dead?!"
"No"
The clown begins twirling a knife and running at you.
You shoot him in the head again. The screeching stops and his body drops to the ground.
You hear someone say, "go, go, hero!"
You run towards the front of the van.
You hear more screeching and see Killer Queen jump out and begin running at you.
You shoot Killer Queen straight in the head but it manages to catch the bullet.
"Oh dear me, I'm afraid this means I have to kill you!" Killer Queen says as she begins swinging the bullet back and forth.
Absolutely appalled, you fire another bullet at Killer Queen but she catches it a second time.
"Oh, I have to say this is the first time this has happened to me!" she says as she begins twirling the bullet around in her hands.

> You say "What are you?"

You summon your stand. The minute the stand materializes, it begins to evolve and gains another arm. Your stand is now capable of punching through solid materials.

Killer Queen stumbles backward at the sight of this.
"How did you?" she asks.
"I'm evol..."

> You immediately punch Killer Queen through her throat.
Killer Queen falls to the ground. One of her hands is still clutching a bullet; the other is clutching her throat which bleeds heavily.

> You throw a Poke Ball at Killer Queen.
Killer Queen is captured.
"That's right, Killer Queen. You're a warrior now. A warrior for justice." You say.
The crowd begins to cheer uncontrollably

> You say "That's right. Only me, Tochi Mcgochi, is capable of capturing enemy stands! You may now bask in my glory and worship me as your God."
The cheers become louder and louder as you accept your newfound status as a celebrity.
The paparazzi begin to swarm you, but you're used to that by now.
You approach a reporter and he asks, "Mr. Mcgochi, how did you manage to capture Killer Queen?"
"Look it's not important. What is important is my newfound stardom and how you can join it!

> You say "Call 1-800-4TH-SHOT to get"
You say, "Call 1800-4 The Hit to get a custom-made stand that allows you to capture enemy stands."
The reporter slams his notepad shut and begins writing down the number.
Another reporter immediately dials 1-800-4TH-SHOT. After a few seconds of ringing, a voice asks, "How can I help you?"
"I'd like to order a stand, please." the reporter says.
"Certainly, how many?" the voice asks.
"Just one."
"One it is, then," the woman on the other end says.
Soon, the reporter receives a box in the mail. They open it up and find a stand inside. The box also included some instructions and warranty information.
At this point, you decide to leave. The reporters are beginning to get annoying.

> You bring out your phone and dial Lord DIO's number.
You put your phone to your ear and wait.
"Hello Mr. McGochi," a sinister voice answers, "I trust you have the diamonds?"
"I do, Lord DIO," you reply, "They are in a safe place."
"Good, good," he says, "we'll be there by tonight."

> You go to your hotel room and wait for Lord DIO to arrive.
You grab a seat and wait. You look at your watch every five minutes or so. Soon, the lights in the room go out and a few seconds later you see a man enter the room. He has a black cloak and a hooded mask.
"Hello Tochi," he says in a cold voice.
"Lord DIO!" you say shocked.

> You say "I assassinated Killer Queen, just as you asked me to."
"Fantastic!" Lord DIO says, "I'm glad you could help. I hope this incident results in a boost in your public image."

> You say "It did. I made $35,000 from a bloke."
"You deserve it. How are you enjoying the fame and fortune?"
"It's not as much fun as I thought it would be, but what can I do?"
Lord DIO materializes his stand, The World, behind him. A ghostly humanoid figure emerges from the back of Lord DIO and snaps its fingers. A piece of paper suddenly appears between your left index finger and thumb. The World just stopped time and handed this to you. You look down and unfold the paper. It reads, "You have won $1,000,000!"
"Wow," you say, "I never thought I'd be winning this much money. Thanks, Lord DIO!"
"My pleasure," DIO says,

> You say "Where did you get this from?"
"Ah, that's a good question," DIO says, "I got it from two lottery tickets I bought."
"How much were the tickets?" you ask.
"They were each $5 tickets, so the prize is $500,000."
"That's great," you say.
The moral of the story is: Sometimes you have to risk everything to win everything.