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- Well I guess those Jews are gonna skit skat skootily nuke those Lebanese.
- New Head of NATO Heads to Ukraine
- Nolte: PA Polls Show Presidential and U.S. Senate Races Virtually Tied
- Shocking Results of Poll Asking NFL Players what They Think of Taylor Swift
- ABC's Hostin: Melania Wants to 'Take Him Out' — She Hates Donald
- Adam Schiff Demands Election 'Misinformation' Crackdown on Social Media
- Report: 5 Democrat Pennsylvania Counties Flip Majority Republican
- 'Foreign Government' Behind Hack of Police Officers, Netherlands Says
- Five Chinese Nationals Charged with Lying About Midnight Visit to U.S. Base
- Convicted Trans Kids Clinic Psychologist Still Free to Practice: Report
- High School Girls Stand Strong, Refuse to Play Team with Transgender Player
- Report: 190+ People Dead in Aftermath of Hurricane Helene
- REPORT: Biden-Harris Admin Ignores Risk of Migrants on Planes without ID
- Nolte: Media Bury Woman-Battering Allegation with Emhoff Puff Pieces
- Kamala Caught in Lie About the Moment Biden Told Her He Wasn't Running
- Saudis Grant Iran an Audience as Israel Escalates Against Hezbollah
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- Report: Hurricane Helene Death Toll Approaches 200
- Still 1M Without Power
- More Storms Forming…
- Frankie Johnson, left, and her husband, Mark Johnson, talk with fellow resident Charlene H
- Nearly 200 people are reportedly dead after Hurricane Helene slammed the southeast portion of the United States.
- Trump-Hater Liz Cheney to Campaign with Kamala Harris at Birthplace of Republican Party
- Trump-Hater Liz Cheney to Campaign with Kamala Harris in Wisconsin
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- Obscure Band Quits Festival Over 'Murderer' Kyle Rittenhouse
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- Dennis Prager Confronts Candace Owens on Antisemitism in 15-page Letter
- Dennis Prager Pens 15-page Letter to Candace Owens on Antisemitism
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- Nolte: Kamala’s Husband Doug Emhoff Accused of Assaulting Woman in 2012
- Nolte: Kamala's Husband Doug Emhoff Accused of Assaulting Woman in 2012
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- Rachel Zegler Says Infamous Woke ‘Snow White’ Comments Were Misinterpreted After Massiv
- Rachel Zegler Says Infamous Woke 'Snow White' Comments Were Misinterpreted
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- Harris Surrogate: Dockworkers’ Union Head Is ‘Trump Guy’ Who Might Want to Harm E
- Harris Surrogate: Dockworker Union Head May Want to Harm Economy for Trump
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- Judge Releases Jack Smith’s Latest Filing in Trump Election Interference Case
- Judge Releases Jack Smith's New Filing in Trump Election Interference Case
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- ‘Pathological, Serial Liar’: Kamala Harris Caught in Lie About the Moment Biden Told He
- Kamala Caught in Lie About the Moment Biden Told Her He Wasn't Running
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- Biden Telegraphs Israel’s Military Plans to the World: Reveals ‘Nothing Going to Happen Tod
- Biden Telegraphs Israel's Military Plans to the World
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- *** VP Debate Livewire *** JD Vance, Tim Walz Face Off in New York as World Deteriorates into Chaos
- *** VP Debate Livewire *** JD Vance, Tim Walz Face Off in New York
- Monkey Shoots Xerox Credit Union Employee, Killing Him, Then Injures Another Man.
- He tried to sue the judge for being racist, cause blacks should be allowed to shoot up banks too!
- Groid Gets Guilty Plea After Stabbing White Man in the Back.
- Negro Slashes White Man at Empire Grocery & Deli and Yells Anti-White Statements.
- Mudshark Gets Maximum Sentence After Letting Her Negro Boyfriend Severely Beat Their Half-Caste.
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- Current threat: Jack-O'-Lanterns. 🎃
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- Twilight
- Twilight (pronounced "toilet") or Why Mormons Shouldn't Write Vampire Fiction, along with its cash-cow sequels New Moon, Eclipse (also known as Sparklequeers versus Furfags), and Breaking Dawn, are a series of gay vampire romance Harry Potter fan pulp fiction triple-ply rolls of bath tissue that appeal to the tiny minds of 16 year old girls, vampirefags, werewolf story fanbois, and, of course, Jews.
- Full of one-dimensional characters and completely devoid of originality, the series is comparable to reading the scribblings and shit stains of an epileptic downie coloring while a strobe light is being shone in its face. It has been rumored that when the first copy of Twilight came off the press, Joyce, Twain, and Faulkner all simultaneously shit themselves from beyond their respective graves.
- The book series is easily the worst thing to hit the werewolf genre since furries, and the worst thing to happen to vampires ever. The entire series of books and movies, which would have been better as a one season television series on Lifetime then forgotten, have no redeeming value to speak of as either literature or cinema, and should be avoided like The Black Plague.
- If you want to know just how horrible Twilight is, it's worse than Tara Gilesbie's masterpiece My Immortal, because My Immortal was funny. Twilight just makes small children cry. The maddening thing is that Twilight isn't rotting on fanfiction.net like it should be, but making shitloads of cash which funds its BBW author's lard ass with twinkies and ho ho's. The author is listed in Time Magazine's 100 Most Influential People for catering to the fantasies of 16 year old girls who wouldn't know a good book if it raped them in the ass. Twilight also supports pedophilia, necrophilia, incest, bestiality and babyfuck.
- But most importantly, Twilight is a foolproof blueprint for you sick fucks out there to tap that jail-bait ass you've been stalking for months. Proven to work better than candy and a van with tinted windows, also cheaper than roofies with twice the brain damage.
- (( Boku No Pico Is Still A Better Love Story Than This Flaming Piece Of Shit ))
- ................ Here's some of the gayest people ever. #LRH:
- [08:12] <C-Hat> "what music does he play?"
- [08:14] <+dnsk> C-Hat next up on kaaosradio: Brand Nubian - don't let it go to your head
- [08:14] <+dnsk> tune in ;)
- 03[08:14] * rand (~rand@37.171.105.101) has joined #LRH
- 06[08:16] * +dnsk NP: Brand Nubian - Don't Let it Go to Your Head @ https://kaaosradio.fi:8001/stream
- [08:16] <C-Hat> yesss
- [08:16] <+dnsk> i gave you a shoutout even
- [08:16] <+dnsk> :D
- [08:17] <+dnsk> thank you for the tune
- [08:18] <C-Hat> my pleasure!
- [08:19] <C-Hat> ah, it is you
- [08:19] <C-Hat> hahaha
- [08:20] <+dnsk> :)
- 06[08:20] * +dnsk NP: Soulwax - Missing Wires @ https://kaaosradio.fi:8001/stream
- [08:23] <C-Hat> Shttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4W-edzdE5SY
- 06[08:23] * C-Hat Selway / Henze / Rios - Untitled ( Danza 8.5 - B1 )
- [08:25] <+dnsk> ++
- [08:25] <C-Hat> eventually got her number
- [08:25] <C-Hat> too late
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- Leonhard Euler (1707–1783) was a Swiss mathematician and physicist. He developed important concepts and proved mathematical theorems in fields as diverse as calculus, number theory and topology. Euler introduced much of the modern mathematical terminology and notation, particularly for mathematical analysis, such as the notion of a mathematical function. He is also renowned for his work in mechanics, optics and astronomy. Euler is considered to be the preeminent mathematician of the 18th century and one of the greatest of all time. He was prolific; if printed, his works would occupy between 60 and 80 quarto volumes. Euler was featured on the sixth series of the Swiss ten-franc banknote and on numerous Swiss, German and Russian stamps. The asteroid 2002 Euler was named in his honor. This portrait of Euler was created by the Swiss painter Jakob Emanuel Handmann in 1753 and is now in the collection of the Kunstmuseum Basel.
- Painting credit: Jakob Emanuel Handmann; restored by Bammesk
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- Well my Indian friend Aamir keeps getting called a sand nigger because he's Muslim and kind of looks like a sand nigger. To be honest, I can't tell the difference anyway. But I have to keep explaining to people that he's not a sand nigger. But people keep trying to arrest him. I'm hopefully gonna become an activist and try to change the image of Indians. Indians... They're not sand niggers!
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