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- Morning, fyaggots. Time for the news.
- Pinkerton: Vote Fraud Reminds Us Why We Need the Electoral College
- In this Nov. 8, 2016, file photo, poll watcher Jane Grimes Meneely, right, watches as voters sign in at the Martha O'Bryan Center community building in Nashville, Tenn. (AP Photo/Mark Humphrey, File)
- The Founders were fully familiar with vote fraud and electoral distortion, which is as old as democracy itself — and they had a plan to deal with it: the Electoral College.
- Watch Live: Trump Rally Continues at Walter Reed After President Pays Surprise Visit
- Watch: Trump Rally Continues at Walter Reed After President Pays Surprise Visit
- 3,958
- Walter Reed Medical Team: Donald Trump Could Be Released As Soon As Monday
- Walter Reed Medical Team: Donald Trump Could Be Released As Soon As Monday
- 7,713
- Donald Trump Signs Executive Order to Increase Domestic Production of Minerals, Lessen Reliance on China
- Potus Signs EO to Increase Domestic Production of Minerals, Mitigate China
- 672
- Kanye West: ‘I’m Praying for President Trump’s and Melania’s Full Recovery’
- Kanye West: ‘I’m Praying for President Trump’s and Melania’s Full Recovery’
- ALANA MASTRANGELO
- 770
- NBA Finals Game 2 Ratings Crash by 68%, Least Watched Finals Game in History
- NBA Finals Game 2 Ratings Crash by 68%, Least Watched Finals Game in History
- 28,090
- NFL Moves Chiefs-Patriots Game, Creates Monday Doubleheader
- NFL Moves Chiefs-Patriots Game, Creates Monday Doubleheader
- 243
- AP Source: Saints player’s Retest Negative; Game Still On
- AP Source: Saints player’s Retest Negative; Game Still On
- 109
- Republicans Decry Nancy Pelosi for Withholding Coronavirus Aid for Political ‘Expediency’
- Update: Pelosi Lambasted for Holding Virus Aid Hostage…
- …Would Rather See Country’s ’Demise’ Than Make Deal with Trump
- 1,180
- Scaramucci: Trump Should Drop Out of Presidential Race — ‘He’s Not Physically or Mentally Capable’
- Scaramucci: Trump Should Drop Out of Presidential Race — ‘He’s Not Physically or Mentally Capable’
- 1,782
- ABC’s Dowd: Trump’s Illness Caused by His ‘Cavalier Attitude’ Will Anger Americans
- ABC’s Dowd: Trump’s Illness Caused by His ‘Cavalier Attitude’ Will Anger Americans
- 667
- EXCLUSIVE Video: Heavily Armed Human Smugglers Operating in Texas — 80 Miles from Border
- EXCLUSIVE Video: Heavily Armed Human Smugglers Operating in Texas — 80 Miles from Border
- 406
- Feds Seize $46K in Cash at Texas Border Crossing to Mexico
- Feds Seize $46K in Cash at Texas Border Crossing to Mexico
- 89
- Reports: CDC Health Officials Resisted Disease Closure of U.S.-Mexican Border
- Reports: CDC Health Officials Resisted Disease Closure of U.S.-Mexican Border
- 224
- Jill Biden Draws ‘Small but Energized Crowd’ in Twin Cities
- Dr. Jill Biden Draws Small Crowd in Battleground Minnesota
- 6,493
- ’60 Minutes’ Tells Joe Biden Accuser Tara Reade’s Story — in Australia
- ’60 Minutes’ Tells Accuser Tara Reade’s Story — in Australia
- 265
- Poll: Donald Trump Now Leads Joe Biden in National Popular Vote
- Poll: Donald Trump Now Leads Joe Biden in National Popular Vote
- MICHAEL PATRICK LEAHY
- 1,715
- DeWine: I Hope Trump’s Illness Is a ‘Cautionary Tale’ to Those Who Don’t Wear Masks
- DeWine Mask-Shames Hospitalized Trump
- ‘Cautionary Tale’
- PAM KEY
- 7,417
- Whitmer: Trump Undermined Our Efforts to Protect People — He Has ‘Failed Spectacularly’
- Whitmer: POTUS Undermined Efforts to Protect People
- 9,621
- FNC’s Wallace on Maskless Trump Team at Debate: ‘They Broke the Rules’
- FNC Wallace on Maskless Trump Team at Debate: ‘They Broke the Rules’
- PAM KEY
- 1,644
- CNN’s Tapper: Trump Illness Makes Him a Symbol of His Failures of ‘Recklessness, Ignorance, Arrogance’
- CNN’s Tapper: Trump Illness Makes Him a Symbol of His Failures of ‘Recklessness, Ignorance, Arrogance’
- PAM KEY
- 3,794
- NBC’s Todd: Perhaps Trump’s Illness Will Cause Doubters to ‘Take the Virus Seriously and Wear a Mask’
- NBC’s Todd: Perhaps Trump’s Illness Will Cause Doubters to ‘Take the Virus Seriously and Wear a Mask’
- 1,031
- Left-Wing Pundits and Activists Float Conspiracy Theories About Trump’s Virus Test
- 539
- Chris Rock on SNL: ‘Trump Is in the Hospital with COVID — My Heart Goes Out to COVID’
- Chris Rock on SNL: ‘Trump Is in the Hospital with COVID — My Heart Goes Out to COVID’
- JEFF POOR
- 17,816
- ‘Selma’ Director Ava DuVernay to Trump: Get Well You Disgraceful Lying White Supremacist So We Can Vote You Out
- ‘Selma’ Director DuVernay to Trump: Get Well White Supremacist, So We Can Vote You Out
- HANNAH BLEAU
- 1,920
- Rob Reiner Reuniting ‘This Is Spinal Tap’ Cast to Flip Pennsylvania for Joe Biden
- Rob Reiner Reuniting ‘This Is Spinal Tap’ Cast to Flip Pennsylvania for Biden
- 3,160
- Cineworld to Close Regal Movie Theaters in U.S., U.K. as Coronavirus Crushes Industry
- Cineworld to Close Regal Movie Theaters in U.S., U.K. as Coronavirus Crushes Industry
- SIMON KENT
- 233
- ‘Borat’ Director Larry Charles: Kentucky AG Daniel Cameron ‘a Puppet of White Supremacy’
- ‘Borat’ Director Larry Charles: Kentucky AG Daniel Cameron ‘a Puppet of White Supremacy’
- HANNAH BLEAU
- 39,301
- As Trump Battles COVID, BLM/Antifa Disrupt Trump Rally in Beverly Hills
- As Trump Battles COVID, BLM/Antifa Disrupt Trump Rally in Beverly Hills
- ROBERT KRAYCHIK
- 11,060
- WATCH: Protester Punched During Texas Trump Parade Stop
- Texas: Protester Punched at Trump Parade
- 2,443
- Shootings Surge in Mayor Eric Garcetti’s Los Angeles
- Shootings Surge in Garcetti’s Los Angeles
- AWR HAWKINS
- 573
- Officers Arrest Four in ‘Hostile Crowd’ at Portland Protest
- Officers Arrest Four in at Portland Protest
- 974
- Myrtle Beach Officer Shot and Killed While Responding to Domestic Call
- Myrtle Beach Officer Shot and Killed
- 121
- Scaramucci: Trump Should Drop Out of Presidential Race
- Scaramucci: Trump Should Drop Out of Presidential Race
- 1,782
- NYC Seeks to Reinstate Virus Restrictions in Some Spots
- NYC Seeks to Reinstate Virus Restrictions in Some Spots
- 942
- DeWine: Hope Trump's Illness Cautionary Tale to Wear Mask
- DeWine: Hope Trump's Illness Cautionary Tale to Wear Mask
- 7,417
- As Trump Battles COVID, BLM/Antifa Disrupt Beverly Hills Trump Rally
- As Trump Battles COVID, BLM/Antifa Disrupt Beverly Hills Trump Rally
- 11,060
- Gupta: Trump Doctors for ‘Purposely Misleading'--'Hiding Things'
- Gupta: Trump Doctors for ‘Purposely Misleading'--'Hiding Things'
- 16,349
- White House: 'Appropriate Precautions' Taken for Trump's Drive-by
- White House: 'Appropriate Precautions' Taken for Trump's Drive-by
- 4,630
- BRUTAL: NBA Finals Suffer Worst Ratings in League History
- BRUTAL: NBA Finals Suffer Worst Ratings in League History
- 28,090
- Trump Rally Continues at Walter Reed After Presidential Drive-By
- Trump Rally Continues at Walter Reed After Presidential Drive-By
- Nig Nog Shoots White Woman in Her Home in Harris County.
- She was sleeping in her bed when this happened.
- Chicken Wing Eating Player Shoots Two LAPD Officers While in Their Patrol Cars.
- Monkoid Shoots His Gay Wrestler-Looking White Roommate To Death in Alexandria.
- Negro Held on 1 Million Dollars Bond After Being Charged in Connection With Fatal Shooting in Minneapolis.
- White Man's Friendship With Nig-erian Roommate Ends After Getting Stabbed To Death By Him in Staten Island.
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- Current threat: Green zombie invasion. 🧟♂️️
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- Pope
- The P.O.P.E (Peoples Own Pedophile Emperor) is the Final boss of the world's Roman Catholics as well as the ringleader of the world's largest pedophile group. He is best known for his flamboyant paper hats, his time-traveling powers, and for looking exactly like the evil Emperor Palpatine from Star Wars as well as for fulfilling the Emperor Palpatine's fictional role in real life (The Vatican is no moon; rather, it is a space station). Contrary to popular belief, the pope does not need to poop. This is similar to the women that you are not having sex with.
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- The Tortoise Trainer is an oil-on-canvas painting created by the Turkish artist Osman Hamdi Bey between 1906 and 1907. It depicts a dervish contemplating several tortoises roaming the floor of an upper-storey room in what may be the Green Mosque in Bursa. He wears a skullcap wrapped round with a sash, and a long, red robe with embroidered border. In his left hand he holds a ney and on his back hangs a small kettledrum; he is attempting to train the animals with these musical instruments rather than by the use of force. In the painting, Hamdi satirises the slow and ineffective attempts at reform in the Ottoman Empire. The work is now located in the Pera Museum in Istanbul.
- Painting credit: Osman Hamdi Bey
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- Bye, guys. I'm gonna go become an oil driller... No really, I'm going to go work for BP. I'm not going to fuck a negress.
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