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- Alright, guys. Time for the-- whatever... I haven't been paying attention lately.
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- Democrat Outrage Olympics over All-White Debate Stage
- ’This is Sickening’
- Democratic presidential hopefuls, Minnesota Senator Amy Klobuchar, Mayor of South Bend Pete Buttigieg, Massachusetts Senator Elizabeth Warren, Former Vice President Joe Biden, Vermont Senator Bernie Sanders. (Saul Loeb/AFP/Getty Images)
- Kamala Harris’s dramatic exit from the 2020 Democrat presidential primary race has many on the left lamenting the current lineup for the upcoming debate, which currently has six candidates qualifying, all of whom are white.
- Key Democrat Witness Noah Feldman in May: ‘Impeaching Trump Has Become Too Political to Take Seriously’
- …Democrat Witness in May: ‘Impeaching Has Become Too Political to Take Seriously’…
- HANNAH BLEAU
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- Norm Eisen, Democrat Impeachment Counsel, Linked to George Soros
- …Democrat Counsel Linked to Soros
- JOEL B. POLLAK
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- …Warns Congress on ‘Abuse of Power’…
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- George Zimmerman Sues Trayvon Martin's Family for $100 Million
- George Zimmerman Sues Trayvon Martin's Family for $100 Million
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- Adam Schiff Releases Democrats' Impeachment Report
- Adam Schiff Releases Democrats' Impeachment Report
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- House Passes Uyghur Bill Urging Sanctions on Chinese Officials
- House Passes Uyghur Bill Urging Sanctions on Chinese Officials
- Beanager Who Thought His Pistol was Unloaded Shoots and Kills His White Friend at a House Party
- Charles Martel
- These people are literally retarded. Don't associate with them.
- Daytona Beach: Groid with a Gold Grill Kills His White Coalburner, Then Himself
- Charles Martel
- Haji Uber Driver Suspected of Killing White Woman Inside Colorado Hotel Room
- Charles Martel
- UK: 12-Year-Old Girl “Passed Around Like a Piece of Meat” by Paki Rape Gang
- Charles Martel
- Nashville: Four Chimplets, Including One Who Killed White Musician, Escape from Juvenile Detention Center
- Charles Martel
- Dindu Arrested for Killing White Father During Late Night Burglary
- Charles Martel
- Bootlipped Jiggaboo Stomps White Woman to Death for Refusing to Take Her Pants Off for Him
- Charles Martel
- UK: Police Searching for Wog Linked to Fatal Stabbing of White Man Outside Birmingham Nightclub
- ...........Ugh....... Weather.
- DENSE FOG ADVISORYUntil 9:00am CST, Thu Dec 5
- DAY DESCRIPTION HIGH / LOW PRECIP WIND HUMIDITY
- TODAY
- DEC 5
- AM Clouds/PM Sun
- 71°55°
- 10%
- SSW 11 mph 79%
- FRI
- DEC 6
- Sunny
- 72°44°
- 10%
- NNW 15 mph 50%
- SAT
- DEC 7
- Partly Cloudy
- 62°47°
- 10%
- NNE 8 mph 68%
- SUN
- DEC 8
- Partly Cloudy
- 75°58°
- 10%
- SSW 12 mph 68%
- MON
- DEC 9
- Partly Cloudy
- 80°49°
- 10%
- SW 11 mph 70%
- TUE
- DEC 10
- AM Showers
- 54°36°
- 50%
- N 15 mph 52%
- WED
- DEC 11
- Sunny
- 60°41°
- 10%
- ENE 9 mph 47%
- THU
- DEC 12
- Mostly Cloudy
- 58°40°
- 20%
- ENE 8 mph 64%
- FRI
- DEC 13
- Showers
- 57°36°
- 40%
- N 12 mph 72%
- SAT
- DEC 14
- Partly Cloudy
- 53°33°
- 20%
- NNW 14 mph 57%
- SUN
- DEC 15
- Mostly Sunny
- 60°38°
- 10%
- W 11 mph 52%
- MON
- DEC 16
- Partly Cloudy
- 59°37°
- 20%
- N 11 mph 54%
- TUE
- DEC 17
- Partly Cloudy
- 55°36°
- 20%
- N 10 mph 58%
- WED
- DEC 18
- Partly Cloudy
- 56°38°
- 20%
- NNE 9 mph 60%
- THU
- DEC 19
- AM Showers
- 59°37°
- 30%
- NNE 10 mph 60%
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- Current threat: Killer swans. 🦢
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- Ashley Madison
- Ashley Madison is a website which was founded in 2001 by Jews with the sole purpose of shamelessly promoting adultery. Their slogan, "Life is short, have an affair," says it all. Basically, the site's primary function is to go about breaking families and couples apart, all the while profiting off of the resulting pain and suffering. The best part: Ashley Madison has been endorsed by practically every daytime talk show and celebrity, including The View, Ellen Degeneres, Dr. Phil, Good Morning America, Tyra Banks, and many others (Keep in mind that most of these shows tend to promote wholesome family values, and the irony should be pretty clear). Even Larry King gave the website his hearty seal-of-approval. Surprisingly, the media has taken fairly well to the website, with commercials airing on several major T.V. networks.
- (( GET DOXED TODAY! ))
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- The Hunting of the Snark is a nonsense poem written by English writer Lewis Carroll between 1874 and 1876. The poem describes a ship with a crew of ten trying to find the Snark, an animal which may turn out to be a highly dangerous Boojum. Among the hunters is a lace-making beaver, and a butcher, whose only skill is in butchering beavers. This picture, the third of Henry Holiday's original illustrations for the poem, accompanies the following stanza:
- Yet still, ever after that sorrowful day,
- Whenever the Butcher was by,
- The Beaver kept looking the opposite way,
- And appeared unaccountably shy.
- Illustration credit: Henry Holiday; restored by Adam Cuerden
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- Bye, I'm gonna go take a bunch of morphine and then bounce on my trampoline.
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