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- *spits out coffee* Oh god. Bitch gave me decaf and with Splenda... Here's the news.
- Gender Anarchy in Retreat? England Bans Violent ‘Trans’ Inmates from Women’s Prisons
- LONDON, ENGLAND - NOVEMBER 29: Dominic Raab, Deputy Prime Minister, arrives at 10 Downing Street for a Cabinet Meeting on November 29, 2022 in London, England. (Photo by Leon Neal/Getty Images)
- Violent male criminals who claim to be “transgender” women will be banned from female prisons from Monday, the UK Justice Secretary has claimed.
- Poll: Nearly 60% of Voters ‘Have Less Money in Their Pockets’
- Poll: Nearly 60% of Voters ‘Have Less Money in Their Pockets’
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- Tennessee Legislature Passes Bill to Ban Drag Shows in Front of Kids
- Tennessee Legislature Passes Bill to Ban Drag Shows in Front of Kids
- 4,893
- Report: Lab Leak Most Likely Source of Global Coronavirus Pandemic
- Report: Lab Leak Most Likely Source of Global Coronavirus Pandemic
- 7,384
- Zelensky: America Will 'Lose NATO' if it Cuts Military Support
- Zelensky: America Will 'Lose NATO' if it Cuts Military Support
- 5,462
- Charging Woes Plague Electric Vehicle Owners amid Biden Actions
- Charging Woes Plague Electric Vehicle Owners amid Biden Actions
- 3,452
- Yellen Says U.S. Will Provide $10B to Ukraine in 'Coming Months'
- Yellen Says U.S. Will Provide $10B to Ukraine in 'Coming Months'
- 1,180
- Muhammad Becomes Most Popular Baby Name in Irish City
- Muhammad Becomes Most Popular Baby Name in Irish City
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- Moran: GA Grand Jury Foreman Kohrs Damaged Trump investigation
- Moran: GA Grand Jury Foreman Kohrs Damaged Trump investigation
- 2,054
- UK Pupils Suspended After Qur'an Sustains Small Tear, Smudged Page
- UK Pupils Suspended After Qur'an Sustains Small Tear, Smudged Page
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- Woody Harrelson Attacked for Making a Joke About Vaccine Mandates
- Woody Harrelson Attacked for Making a Joke About Vaccine Mandates
- White College Football Player Dead After Monknoid Shoots Him.
- A negress was also arrested.
- Negro Pummels His Mulatto Son, Killing Him.
- Negro Rapper Bow Wow Arrested After Getting into Fight with Woman at Super Bowl.
- Baboon Rapes Woman in Dallas Parking Garage.
- .......... Weather.
- Today
- 84°
- /54°
- Partly Cloudy
- 0%
- NW 12 mph
- Mon 27 | Day
- 84°
- NW 12 mph
- Some clouds this morning will give way to generally sunny skies for the afternoon. High 84F. Winds NW at 10 to 15 mph.
- Humidity
- 22%
- UV Index
- 7 of 10
- Sunrise
- 6:58 am
- Sunset
- 6:27 pm
- Mon 27 | Night
- 54°
- 3%
- SSW 5 mph
- A few passing clouds. Low 54F. Winds light and variable.
- Humidity
- 60%
- UV Index
- 0 of 10
- Moonrise
- 11:44 am
- Waxing Gibbous
- Moonset
- 1:26 am
- Tue 28
- 83°
- /64°
- Partly Cloudy
- 4%
- S 12 mph
- Wed 01
- 78°
- /65°
- AM Thunderstorms
- 40%
- S 11 mph
- Thu 02
- 86°
- /46°
- AM Thunderstorms
- 36%
- S 17 mph
- Fri 03
- 67°
- /40°
- Sunny
- 0%
- NNW 18 mph
- Sat 04
- 71°
- /44°
- Sunny
- 4%
- NNW 9 mph
- Sun 05
- 74°
- /52°
- Mostly Sunny
- 5%
- ESE 14 mph
- Mon 06
- 79°
- /64°
- Partly Cloudy
- 19%
- SSE 14 mph
- Tue 07
- 82°
- /63°
- AM Thunderstorms
- 39%
- S 13 mph
- Wed 08
- 79°
- /55°
- Mostly Cloudy
- 24%
- SSE 14 mph
- Thu 09
- 70°
- /53°
- AM Showers
- 32%
- NE 14 mph
- Fri 10
- 70°
- /50°
- Isolated Thunderstorms
- 31%
- ENE 12 mph
- Sat 11
- 68°
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- AM Thunderstorms
- 46%
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- Sun 12
- 68°
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- Isolated Thunderstorms
- 31%
- N 14 mph
- Mon 13
- 69°
- /46°
- Partly Cloudy
- 24%
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- Current threat: Chicken thief. 👨🏿🦲🍗
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- Ouija Board
- Ouija (pronounced wee-jah by human beings and wee-jee by retards) is the brand name of a so-called "board game" that some extremely gullible individuals actually believe has the magickal ability to make contact with ghosts, demons and your creepy dead uncle who molested you all those years ago. The entire "game" consists of only two pieces: a heart-shaped piece of wood with a hole in it that is referred to as a "planchette" and a cutting board that is typically inscribed with the letters of the alphabet, the numbers 0 to 9, the words "yes" and "no", and the word "goodbye" or "farewell" for when the spoopy ghost that you're speaking to has finally had enough of your bullshit.
- The Ouija trademark is currently owned by Hasbro and the game has been known for causing numerous outbreaks of delicious E-drama - mainly due to the fact that many Christians and Jews actually believe that Ouija — much like Dungeons & Dragons, Pokemon, Harry Potter, Marilyn Manson and Teletubbies - is a gateway into the occult and Satanism. This is made even more hilarious by the fact that Ouija users primarily consist of 8-year-old girls, 12-year-old girls, 16-year-old girls and 45-year-old women who hoard cats and have never gotten laid.
- Ouija has also spawned two officially licensed PG-13 rated horror movie "adaptations" that are both essentially just Ringu-style bullshit with Ouija boards.
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- The blue-billed duck (Oxyura australis) is a small Australian stiff-tailed duck, with both the male and female growing to a length of 40 centimetres (16 in). The male has a slate-blue bill which changes to bright-blue during the breeding season, which gives the duck its common name. The male has deep chestnut plumage during breeding season, reverting to a dark grey. The female retains black plumage with brown tips all year round. The duck is endemic to Australia's temperate regions, inhabiting natural inland wetlands and also artificial wetlands, such as sewage ponds, in large numbers. It can be difficult to observe due to its cryptic nature during its breeding season through autumn and winter. The male duck exhibits a complex mating ritual. The species is omnivorous, with a preference for small aquatic invertebrates. This male blue-billed duck was photographed near Penrith, New South Wales, in 2020.
- Photograph credit: John Harrison
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- Bye, guys. I'm gonna go drink some gin and then snort some cocaine.
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