StillAlive.wav

 nWidth, nHeight = term.getSize()
 function cPrint(height, string)
 local xPos = nWidth/2 - string.len(string)/2

 term.setCursorPos(xPos, height)
end
term.clear()
term.setCursorPos(1,1)
textutils.slowPrint("Forms FORM-29827281-12:")
textutils.slowPrint("Test Asessment Report")
print("")
print("")
textutils.slowPrint("This was a triumph.")
textutils.slowPrint("Im making a note here,")
textutils.slowPrint("HUGE SUCCESS.")
textutils.slowPrint("Its hard to overstate my satisfaction.")
textutils.slowPrint("Aperture Science.")
textutils.slowPrint("We do what we must be cause we can.")
textutils.slowPrint("For the good of all of us,")
textutils.slowPrint("except the ones who are dead.")
print("")
textutils.slowPrint("But theres no sense crying over every mistake,")
textutils.slowPrint("you just keep on trying until you run out of")
textutils.slowPrint("cake, And the science gets done and you")
textutils.slowPrint("make a neat gun for the people who are")
textutils.slowPrint("still alive.")
sleep(2)
term.clear()
term.setCursorPos(1,1)
textutils.slowPrint("Forms FORM-5551-5")
textutils.slowPrint("Personnel File Addendum")
print("")
print("")
textutils.slowPrint("Dear <<Subject Name Here>>,")
print("")
print("")
textutils.slowPrint("Im not even angry.")
textutils.slowPrint("Im being so sincere right now.")
textutils.slowPrint("Even though you broke my heart,")
textutils.slowPrint("and killed me.")
textutils.slowPrint("And tore me to pieces.")
textutils.slowPrint("And threw every piece into a fire.")
textutils.slowPrint("As they burned, it hurt because")
textutils.slowPrint("I was so happy for you!")
textutils.slowPrint("Now those points of data")
textutils.slowPrint("Make a beautiful line.")
textutils.slowPrint("And were out of beta.")
textutils.slowPrint("Were releasing on time.")
textutils.slowPrint("So im GLaD. I got burned.")
textutils.slowPrint("Think of all the things we learned")
textutils.slowPrint("For the people who are")
textutils.slowPrint("still alive.")
sleep(2)
term.clear()
term.setCursorPos(1,1)
textutils.slowPrint("Forms FORM-5551-6")
textutils.slowPrint("Personnel File Addendum Addendum")
print("")
print("")
textutils.slowPrint("One last thing:")
print("")
print("")
textutils.slowPrint("Go ahead and leave me.")
textutils.slowPrint("I think i perfer to stay inside.")
textutils.slowPrint("Maybe youll find someone else")
textutils.slowPrint("to help you.")
textutils.slowPrint("Maybe Black Mesa...")
textutils.slowPrint("THAT WAS A JOKE. FAT CHANCE.")
textutils.slowPrint("Anyway, this cake is great.")
textutils.slowPrint("Its so delicious and moist.")
textutils.slowPrint("Look at me still talking")
textutils.slowPrint("When theres science to do")
textutils.slowPrint("When i look out there,")
textutils.slowPrint("It makes me GLaD im not you.")
textutils.slowPrint("Ive got experiments to run.")
textutils.slowPrint("There is research to be done.")
textutils.slowPrint("On the people who are")
textutils.slowPrint("still alive.")
sleep(0.5)
term.clear()
term.setCursorPos(1,1)
textutils.slowPrint("PS: And believe me i am still alive.")
textutils.slowPrint("PPS: Im doing science and im still alive.")
textutils.slowPrint("PPS: I feel FANTASTIC and im still alive.")
print("")
textutils.slowPrint("FINAL THOUGHT:")
textutils.slowPrint("While youre dying ill be still alive.")
print("")
textutils.slowPrint("FINAL THOUGHT PS:")
textutils.slowPrint("And when youre dead i will be still alive.")
print("")
print("")
textutils.slowPrint("STILL ALIVE...")
sleep(2)
term.clear()
term.setCursorPos(1,1)
cPrint(3,"THANK YOU FOR PARTICIPATING IN THIS")
textutils.slowPrint("THANK YOU FOR PARTICIPATING IN THIS")
cPrint(4,"ENRICHMENT CENTER ACTIVITY!")
textutils.slowPrint("ENRICHMENT CENTER ACTIVITY!")
for i=1,nWidth-1 do
write("-")
end
print("Press any key to continue...")
while true do
 event, key = os.pullEvent()
 if key then break end
end
term.clear()
term.setCursorPos(1,1)