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- Morning, guys. Time for the news. Also, the chinks bombed us today. Remember to go outside and gas one of them for that.
- Genocide Olympics: China Laughs off Joe’s Cave
- ‘You’re Not Invited, Mr. Biden’
- ‘Hope you will live long enough’ to see L.A. Games Boycott in 2028
- Chinese President Xi Jinping stands by national flags at the Schloss Bellevue presidential residency in Berlin on March 28, 2014. Chinese President Xi Jinping begins a landmark visit to fellow export powerhouse Germany Friday, the third leg of his European tour, expected to cement flourishing trade ties and focus on …
- China’s top English-language propagandists mocked President Joe Biden on Tuesday following the announcement that he would allow the U.S. to play in the 2022 Beijing Winter Olympics but withhold uninvited politicians, comparing the move to charging “an appearance fee to go to public restrooms.”
- White House Flags Art Industry for Money Laundering While Letting Hunter Sell Art to Anonymous Buyers
- LOL 🤡: Clown Show
- White House Flags Art Industry for Money Laundering
- Meanwhile: Hunter Selling Art to 💰💰 Anonymous Buyers for Thousands of Dollars
- 1,836
- Exclusive–Office of Countering Extremism and Red Flag Provisions Scrapped from Defense Bill
- Exclusive–Office of Countering Extremism and Red Flag Provisions Scrapped from Defense Bill…
- 388
- …Group of House Republicans Voices Opposition to ‘Woke’ Defense Bill
- KRISTINA WONG
- 105
- Joe Manchin: ‘Lot of Changes’ Needed in Build Back Better Act
- Manchin: ‘Lot of Changes’ Needed in Build Back Better Act
- SEAN MORAN
- 1,097
- Spotify Removes Content from Kevin Hart, Other Comedians Attempting to Gain Royalties
- 21
- Judge Denies Motion for Jussie Smollett Mistrial After Brothers Say Disgraced Actor Planned ‘Attack’
- Judge Denies Motion for Jussie Smollett Mistrial After Brothers Say Actor Planned ‘Attack’…
- 3,995
- …Hail Mary: Juicy takes the Stand
- 1,255
- After CNN Covers for China for Years, Jake Tapper Blasts Hollywood for Being ‘So Eager for Chinese Cash’
- After CNN Covers for China for Years, Tapper Rips Hollywood for Taking Commie Ca$h
- 197
- CNN: Biden to Go for Olympics ‘Diplomatic’ Non-Boycott (After China Says U.S. Diplomats Unwelcome)
- Weak Biden Olympics ‘Diplomatic’ Non-Boycott
- (After Beijing Sez USA Officials Unwelcome)
- 322
- Report: China Military Spending Surge — Now 50% Larger than India, Japan, Taiwan, South-East Asia Combined
- China Military Spending 50% more than asia powers–Combined
- Eyes Base in Atlantic
- SIMON KENT
- 1,468
- Retiring Dem Yarmuth Calls Thomas Massie ‘A**hole’ for Posting Photo with Guns
- 692
- Report: Ex-Staffer Calls Kamala Harris a ‘Bully’ Unloading ‘Soul-Destroying Criticism’
- Update: Ex-Staff Call ‘Bully’ Kamala ‘Soul-Destroying’
- CHARLIE SPIERING
- 595
- Man Who Might Be Most Prolific U.S. Artifact Thief Gets One Day in Prison
- Prolific U.S. Artifact Thief Gets One Day in Prison
- 38
- Academics Tell Facebook That Internal Research into Effects of Platform on Kids Is ‘Doomed to Fail’
- Academics Tell Facebook That Internal Research into Effects of Platform on Kids Is ‘Doomed to Fail’
- LUCAS NOLAN
- 19
- Sony Fires Playstation Executive Accused by Amateur Pedophile Sting Operation
- Sony Fires Playstation Executive Accused by Amateur Pedophile Sting Operation
- 16
- Top American Scientists Voice ‘Alarm’ at Woke California Math Curriculum
- Top Scientists ‘Alarm’ at Woke California Math Curriculum
- 1,358
- China Complains: U.S. Democracy Has ‘Too Many Checks and Balances’
- China Complains: U.S. Democracy Has ‘Too Many Checks and Balances’
- 249
- Consumers’ Research Urges Ten Governors to Divest State Pension Funds from China-Investing BlackRock
- Consumers’ Research Urges Ten Governors to Divest State Pension Funds from China-Investing BlackRock
- 33
- 'You're Not Invited': China Laughs Off Biden Olympics Half-Measure
- 'You're Not Invited': China Laughs Off Biden Olympics Half-Measure
- 763
- Edwards: Media Can't Respect Both Sides, GOP Is Destroying Democracy
- Edwards: Media Can't Respect Both Sides, GOP Is Destroying Democracy
- 826
- Report: Chris Cuomo Getting Ready to Sue CNN
- Report: Chris Cuomo Getting Ready to Sue CNN
- 4,894
- New York City to Mandate Coronavirus Vaccine
- New York City to Mandate Coronavirus Vaccine
- 3,394
- NYT Coaches Biden on How to Give $450K Payouts to Border Crossers
- NYT Coaches Biden on How to Give $450K Payouts to Border Crossers
- 180
- Rep. Devin Nunes Will Retire from Congress to Join Trump Social Media
- Rep. Devin Nunes Will Retire from Congress to Join Trump Social Media
- Subhuman Monkey Freak Kills White Vermont Couple and Their 3 Dogs Before Burning Their Bodies.
- I've said it before and I'll say it again, niggers aren't people.
- Spic Arrested After Raping 18-Year-Old Woman Who Was Delivering Him Pizza.
- 3 Girls Sexually Assaulted Over Span of 20 Years; Negro Arrested and His Negress Wife for Covering it Up.
- 3 Negroes and a Spic Arrested After Sex Trafficking 2 Teenage Girls in Toronto.
- Chimp Breaks into House, Shoots Man and Then Kidnaps His Girlfriend Before Shooting Her Too.
- Bay City: Monkey Finally Arrested After Raping His Neighbor in 2016.
- Ape Kills 2 Gainsville Apartment Employees, Kidnaps 19-Year-Old and Forces Her to Drive out of State.
- ........... Weather!
- Tue 07 | Day
- 68°
- 1%
- SSW 6 mph
- Sunny. High 68F. Winds SSW at 5 to 10 mph.
- Humidity
- 50%
- UV Index
- 4 of 10
- Sunrise
- 7:13 am
- Sunset
- 5:30 pm
- Tue 07 | Night
- 46°
- 6%
- SSW 4 mph
- Clear to partly cloudy. Low 46F. Winds light and variable.
- Humidity
- 87%
- UV Index
- 0 of 10
- Moonrise
- 10:49 am
- Waxing Crescent
- Moonset
- 9:18 pm
- Wed 08
- 77°
- /60°
- Partly Cloudy
- 6%
- SSW 7 mph
- Thu 09
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- /68°
- AM Clouds/PM Sun
- 24%
- SSW 12 mph
- Fri 10
- 85°
- /55°
- AM Thunderstorms
- 36%
- SSW 13 mph
- Sat 11
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- Sun 12
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- Mon 13
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- Partly Cloudy
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- Tue 14
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- Wed 15
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- Thu 16
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- Fri 17
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- Sat 18
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- Mostly Cloudy
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- Sun 19
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- Mon 20
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- Partly Cloudy
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- Tue 21
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- AM Showers
- 32%
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- Current threat: Negro McMonkeyton. 🐵
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- Simpsons
- Once one of the lulziest shows ever to lulz the lulz on television, it's now considered an old meme and generally shitty. True hXc fans claim the quality dropped off after the 9th season or when Matt Groening stole all of the non-shitty writers to work on Futurama, leaving The Simpsons at the mercy of Mike Scully and Fox network executives dead set on whoring the show out long past the point of being profitable and franchise becomes a walking poster child for shows that should have been euthanized.
- (( FREELY, FIRST INITIALS I. P. ))
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- The cape starling (Lamprotornis nitens) is a medium-sized passerine bird found in southern Africa. It is a gregarious bird and forms large flocks outside the breeding season. It usually feeds on the ground often foraging alongside other species of starlings. It is habituated to humans and its diet includes fruit, insects and nectar. It sometimes feeds on ectoparasites that it picks off the backs of animals or visits bird tables for scraps. This cape starling was photographed in Damaraland, Namibia.
- Photograph credit: Charles Sharp
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- Alright, I'm gonna go to the animal shelter and fuck some puppies... Shut up!
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