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- Morning, Niggerbockers. Time for the news.
- Nearly 800 military family members have signed an open letter in support of Trump, amid attacks on his patriotism and care for the military.
- Boris Govt Backtracks: Don’t Snitch Unless Neighbours Are Having ‘Animal House’ Parties
- Boris Govt Backtracks: Don’t Snitch Unless Neighbours Are Having ‘Animal House’ Parties
- ‘All Our Thoughts Are Offensive and Should be Corrected’: Tory MP Refuses to Take ‘Unconscious Bias Training’
- Tory MP Refuses to Take ‘Unconscious Bias Training’
- Migrant Under Deportation Order Turns Himself in After Murder of Priest
- Migrant Confesses Murder of Italian Priest
- Team Trump Ad Features Joe Biden Use of a Teleprompter During Interviews
- Team Trump Ad Features Joe Biden Use of a Teleprompter During Interviews
- CDC Chief: ‘Masks More Guaranteed’ to Protect Against Virus than Vaccine
- CDC Chief: ‘Masks More Guaranteed’ to Protect Against Virus than Vaccine…
- CNN’s Bash: Trump’s Presser Was ‘Propaganda’ — ‘He Is Saying Science Be Damned’
- CNN’s Bash: Trump’s Presser ‘Propaganda’ — ‘He Is Saying Science Be Damned’
- …Trump: CDC Directer Robert Redfield Mistaken About Masks, Vaccine Timing
- Biden Compares Trump to Fidel Castro During Florida Campaign Swing
- Amnesty Groups Demand Bailout for Cities, States that Rely on Illegal Migrants
- Illegal Alien Brothers Accused of Raping 10-Year-Old Girl in Louisiana
- Illegal Alien Brothers Accused of Raping 10-Year-Old Girl in Louisiana
- FBI: Violent Crime, Property Crime Down, Arson Up 19.2 Percent
- FBI: Violent Crime, Property Crime Down, Arson Up 19.2 Percent
- AWR HAWKINS
- Man Installs Electric Fence to Guard Trump 2020 Sign
- Pakistan PM Imran Khan: Rapists Should Be Chemically Castrated or Publicly Hanged
- Pakistan PM Imran Khan: Rapists Should Be Chemically Castrated or Publicly Hanged
- WATCH: Pro-Palestinian, Pro-Israel Protesters Clash Outside White House
- WATCH: Pro-Palestinian, Pro-Israel Protesters Clash Outside White House
- Iran Boasts of Agriculture Deal with Brazil’s Bolsonaro
- Iran Boasts of Agriculture Deal with Brazil’s Bolsonaro
- FRANCES MARTEL
- Job Creators Network: America Hasn’t Forgotten the ‘Irreparable Harm’ Joe Biden Inflicted on the VA
- Job Creators Network: America Hasn’t Forgotten the ‘Irreparable Harm’ Joe Biden Inflicted on the VA
- Connecticut Governor’s Mask Mandate Allows Non-Police to Issue Fines
- ABC-WaPo Polls Showing Trump Gaining in WI, Biden Leading in MN, Oversample Younger Voters
- True the Vote President: Democrats Used ‘Fog of COVID’ to Force ‘Universal Mail-in Catastrophe’
- True the Vote President: Democrats Used ‘Fog of COVID’ to Force ‘Universal Mail-in Catastrophe’
- Donald Trump Pushes Pac-12 College Conference to Reopen Football
- Donald Trump Pushes Pac-12 College Conference to Reopen Football
- WATCH: Coach Ditka on Anthem Protests: ‘If You Can’t Respect This Country, Get the Hell Out of It’
- WATCH: Coach Ditka on Anthem Protests: ‘If You Can’t Respect This Country, Get the Hell Out of It’
- Western Pennsylvania School Defies Governor’s Limits on Fan Attendance
- Western Pennsylvania School Defies Governor’s Limits on Fan Attendance
- Exclusive — Secretary Pompeo: Trump’s ‘Peace Agenda’ Successes Happening Outside ‘Multilateral Institutions’
- Exclusive — Secretary Pompeo: Trump’s ‘Peace Agenda’ Successes Happening Outside ‘Multilateral Institutions’
- Strzok: History Will See Me as a Patriot Defending America Against a Russian Attack on Our Elections
- Poll: President Trump Takes Lead in Battleground North Carolina
- Trump Takes Lead in National Poll…
- Nolte: Donald Trump’s Job Approval Rebounds to 52%, Just 46% Disapprove
- …Job Approval 52%, Just 46% Disapprove
- Report: Coronavirus May Permanently Replace Human Jobs with Machines
- Twice-Deported Honduran Charged with Sexual Assault of Pre-Teen Girl
- Twice-Deported Honduran Charged with Sexual Assault of Pre-Teen Girl
- 326 Pounds of Meth Seized at Texas Border Crossing
- 326 Pounds of Meth Seized at Texas Border Crossing
- GRAPHIC EXCLUSIVE: Cartel Gunmen Burn Rival’s Face Off in Mexico
- GRAPHIC EXCLUSIVE: Mexican Cartel Gunmen Burn Rival’s Face Off as He Begs for Death
- 8 Migrants Found in Towed Boat in California near Border
- Boko Haram Expands Recruitment of Child Soldiers in Terror Campaign
- Boko Haram Expands Recruitment of Child Soldiers in Terror Campaign
- Trump Promises Middle East Peace ‘Without War and Without Losing’
- Los Angeles Angels Owner Arte Moreno: ‘It’s Very Necessary to Vote for President Trump’
- Los Angeles Angels Owner Arte Moreno: Endorses Trump
- Jemele Hill Mad at Alejandro Villanueva for Dissent from Steelers Social Justice Display
- Jemele Hill Mad at Steelers’ Villanueva for Not Being Woke
- Donald Trump Triumphant After Big 10 Football Returns
- Big 10 Football Back on…
- …Trump Triumphant After Big 10 Football Returns
- Oregon Poll: Majority Say Protests Violent; Trump Tops Local Leaders in Approval
- Oregon Poll: Majority Say Protests Violent; Trump Tops Local Leaders in Approval
- Tucker Carlson: From Its Very First Days This Pandemic Was Shrouded in Lies
- Tucker: Pandemic Shrouded in Lies from Start
- JEFF POOR
- McCarthy: We’ll Invest $1.75 Billion in Police Reform
- McCarthy: We’ll Invest $1.75 Billion in Police Reform
- IAN HANCHETT
- Michael Rapaport Hammers AOC over NYC’s Surge in Shootings: ‘You Never Bring That Stuff Up for Some Reason’
- No, Western Wildfires Weren’t Caused by ‘Record Heat’
- Cringe Overload: Biden Courts Latinos by Playing ‘Despacito’ on His Phone
- Panthers Spanish-Language Announcer Leaves Job over Trump Support
- CatholicVote Launches $9.7 Million Campaign Against Biden in Swing States
- VIDEO: Woman Forces Suspected Arsonist to the Ground at Gunpoint
- Report: 15 Shot, 2 Killed, Tuesday Alone in Mayor Lightfoot’s Chicago
- Report: 15 Shot, 2 Killed, Tuesday Alone in Mayor Lightfoot’s Chicago
- AWR HAWKINS
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- City Council That Approved Abolishing Police: 'Where Are the Police?'
- City Council That Approved Abolishing Police: 'Where Are the Police?'
- Tory MP Refuses to Take ‘Unconscious Bias Training’
- Tory MP Refuses to Take ‘Unconscious Bias Training’
- Carville: Trump Is Desperate -- He's Going to Lose and Go to Jail
- Carville: Trump Is Desperate -- He's Going to Lose and Go to Jail
- Barr: COVID Closures Worst Intrusion on Civil Liberties Since Slavery
- Barr: COVID Closures Worst Intrusion on Civil Liberties Since Slavery
- Buttigieg: Trump Has a 'Dim View' of 'the Intelligence of His Own Supp
- Buttigieg: Trump Has a 'Dim View' of 'the Intelligence of His Own Supp
- Illegal Alien Brothers Accused of Raping 10-Year-Old Girl in Louisiana
- Illegal Alien Brothers Accused of Raping 10-Year-Old Girl in Louisiana
- Boris: Don't Snitch Unless Neighbours Have 'Animal House' Parties
- Boris: Don't Snitch Unless Neighbours Have 'Animal House' Parties
- Trump: 'A Lot of People Don't Want to Wear Masks' During Pandemic
- Trump: 'A Lot of People Don't Want to Wear Masks' During Pandemic
- Watch: Woman Screams 'F**cking Racist Dirty C**t' at Protest
- Watch: Woman Screams 'F**cking Racist Dirty C**t' at Protest
- Biden Compares to Trump to Fidel Castro During Florida Campaign Swing
- Biden Compares to Trump to Fidel Castro During Florida Campaign Swing
- Sasquatch Arrested After Killing Neighbor Over Fight Over Pit Bulls.
- Negroes usually have a short fuse.
- Surveillance Video Reveals Niggour With Dyed Blonde Hair Attacking Woman in Daytona Beach Library.
- Negress Fatally Stabs Her Classmate After Fight Over Guy.
- Oregon: Monkey Points Gun at Cab Driver and Ends Up Shooting Himself in The Ass.
- Nog Arrested After Attacking Woman Near UofM.
- Negro Child Rapist Finally Arrested After Police Standoff in Wichita.
- New York: Iranian Throws Rocks at People, Threatens Them With Baseball Bat.
- Spic and Nigloid Arrested After Sex Trafficking 13 Year Old in Dallas Hotel.
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- Thu 17 | Day
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- Thu 17 | Night
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- Thu 01
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- Current threat: Hurricane Sally. 💨
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- Samurai Jack
- Samurai Jack is the Holy Grail of cartoons and was created by Genndy Tartakovsky. Originally a show from a month before 9/11, it made an unexpected return in 2017 where it single-handedly BTFO every liberal tumblr cartoon on TV, including reddit's favourite shitty shows, like Rick and Morty, Steven Universe and The Loud House, garnering more ratings than all of these pretentious fuckshows combined.
- Mister Tartakovsky. For that alone, we at Encyclopedia Dramatica welcome you as our lord and saviour of lulz.
- (( SUCK IT, TUMBLR ))
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- Microorganisms include all unicellular organisms and so are extremely diverse, living in almost every habitat, with some adapted to extremes such as very hot or very cold conditions, others to high pressure, and a few, such as Deinococcus radiodurans, which are adapted to high-radiation environments. Microorganisms also make up the microbiota found in and on all multicellular organisms. There is evidence that 3.45-billion-year-old Australian rocks once contained microorganisms, the earliest direct evidence of life on Earth. Microbes are important in human culture and health in many ways, serving to ferment foods and treat sewage, and to produce fuel, enzymes, and other bioactive compounds. This low-temperature electron micrograph shows a cluster of E. coli bacteria, magnified 10,000 times.
- Photograph credit: Eric Erbe; colorized by Christopher Pooley
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- Bye, guys. I'm gonna go steal a bunch of stuff from a yard sale.
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