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- Hey, guys. Newscaster Ned here just shoving a nuclear reactor up your ass. Anyway, here's the news.
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- Senate Democrat: I’ll ‘Definitely’ Shut Down Government if We Don’t Have Ukraine Money
- Ukraine - Bennet
- On Wednesday’s broadcast of MSNBC’s “Katy Tur Reports,” Sen. Michael Bennet (D-CO) said that he is “definitely” willing to shut down the government if a bill to keep it open doesn’t include Ukraine funding. Host Katy Tur asked, “Are you
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- Report: OpenAI's ChatGPT Maintains Blacklist of Sites, Including Breitbart
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- Matt Gaetz's Vote Succeeds in Ousting Kevin McCarthy as Speaker
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- Dem Sen. Bennet: I'll 'Definitely' Shut Down Government over Ukraine Money
- Dem Sen. Bennet: I'll 'Definitely' Shut Down Government over Ukraine Money
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- Rep. Steve Scalise Announces Run for Speaker
- Rep. Steve Scalise Announces Run for Speaker
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- Striking Auto Workers Warn: Biden's Green Agenda 'Going to Wipe Us Out'
- Striking Auto Workers Warn: Biden's Green Agenda 'Going to Wipe Us Out'
- Niggabitch Stabs Washington Post Employee to Death Over $10.
- Well, negroes are cultured, and that employee got culturally enriched.
- Silverback Who Posed as Janitor Arrested for Sex Trafficking in Vegas.
- Chink US Navy Soldier Arrested After Revealing Sensitive Information About Navy Ships to Chinese Government.
- Half-Caste Freed After Being Captured by Sand Nigger Organization After His Mudshark Mom and Negro Dad Went to Haiti.
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- Brenton Tarrant
- 2019. Just when we thought the year would be shit, A NEW CHALLENGER APPEARS (+2 others!): Brenton Tarrant卐 – is a heroic Aussie IRL troll who took it upon himself to remove the Mooslem filth from a country whose existence was questionable at best; but real or not all experts agreed it was the last place on earth muslims should have been found. Before going on his rampage Brenton posted his manifesto to 4chan and 8chan; there, he namedropped famous Swedish neon-nazi PewDiePie and Norwegian WoW aficionado Anders Behring Breivik as inspirations. This resulted in massive amounts of lulz and butthurt from the lamestream media who took the massive shitpost of a manifesto at face value, including the ever-trustworthy (((CNN)))
- Like every other white devil before and after him, Tarrant lacked originality, electing to lazily cover the same ground as ISIS by gunning down a bunch of unarmed civilians in a house of worship. Perhaps counterintuitively Brenton Tarrant believed that this would somehow influence the gun laws in an entirely different country culminating in a civil war that would end with his ascension to the coveted role of King of the white people. While many may consider the lucrative Kebab removal business to be a well-respected trade, this koala molester brought shame to the profession by painting all over each of his guns with autismal white nationalist slogans, the names of some dead European assholes, and memes more stale than the rice cakes in your grandma's cupboard. Leave it to an Australian to shitpost this hard in real life.
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- .......... Time for those ass pirates. #LRH:
- [00:57] <+milknesss> hehe <3
- [00:57] <+milknesss> is you cozy jrra
- [00:57] <+milknesss> is the mattress too firm
- [00:57] <+milknesss> or too soff
- [00:57] <+jrra> firm
- [00:57] <+milknesss> what was it like when you arrived at the airport, did your mumma pick you up
- [00:57] <+jrra> i told her to stay home cuz she's old
- [00:57] <+jrra> i got a taxi
- [00:57] <+milknesss> firm will sort your back out
- 02[00:58] * +WebWyyzrd (uid567821@ilkley.irccloud.com) Quit (Quit: Connection closed for inactivity)
- 03[00:58] * Donald (~Donald@178.19.85.90) has joined #LRH
- [00:59] <+milknesss> she cant be THAT old
- [00:59] <+Jigsaw> There will be no pushups tomorrow
- 03[00:59] * demogorgo sets mode: -b *!*@c-69-250-231-115.hsd1.va.comcast.net
- [00:59] <+milknesss> you wanted to be a beeg boy and get yourself home didnt you :)
- [00:59] <+Jigsaw> I am in pain
- [00:59] <+Jigsaw> Help
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- The yellow-throated miner (Manorina flavigula), also known as the white-rumped miner, is a species of colonial honeyeater endemic to Australia. It is a medium-sized, grey passerine bird with yellow throat markings, legs, and bare patches around the eye. The common name miner is an alternative spelling of the word myna, and is shared with other members of the genus Manorina. Though miners were originally named due to their resemblance to the common myna of India that shares similar yellow eye-patch and legs, common mynas are from the starling family and are not closely related to the honeyeaters. This yellow-throated miner was photographed in Sturt National Park in New South Wales, Australia.
- Photograph credit: JJ Harrison
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- Bye, guys. I'm gonna go watch Phantom of the Oprah.
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