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- Estimated 300,000 Impacted by Earthquake in Morocco
- At Least 14 Shot Friday into Saturday Night in Mayor Johnson's Chicago
- Parliament Staffer Arrested for Allegedly Spying for Communist China
- 'Ukrainian Frontline' Weapons Seized from Terrorists in N. Ireland: Report
- Zach Bryan Applauded by Police for Post-Arrest Contrition
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- Trump Rocks Iowa-Iowa State Game
- Parties with Frat, Flips Burgers, Throws Footballs
- Former President Donald Trump throws a football to the crowd during a visit to the Alpha Gamma Rho, agricultural fraternity, at Iowa State University before an NCAA college football game between Iowa State and Iowa, Saturday, Sept. 9, 2023, in Ames, Iowa. (AP Photo/Charlie Neibergall)
- Former President Donald Trump was the center of attention in the Hawkeye State on Saturday, as the leading GOP candidate for president in 2024 partied with an Iowa State fraternity, flipped burgers, and even threw footballs into the crowd of those gathered to see him.
- NM Governor Issues Order Suspending Concealed Carry for Self-Defense
- NM Governor Issues Order Suspending Concealed Carry for Self-Defense
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- WATCH - 'Overthrow This System': Communists Disrupt CA School Board Meeting
- WATCH - 'Overthrow This System': Communists Disrupt CA School Board Meeting
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- Mike Lee Calls for 'New Leadership' as McConnell Plans to Ram Ukraine Aid
- Mike Lee Calls for 'New Leadership' as McConnell Plans to Ram Ukraine Aid
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- Elon Musk: 'How Soon Can' NM Governor 'Be Removed' for Violating 2A
- Elon Musk: 'How Soon Can' NM Governor 'Be Removed' for Violating 2A
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- Policemen patrol the border area at Triplex Confinium, where the borders of Romania, Hungary and Serbia meet, near Beba Veche, western Romania, on September 12, 2017. Families of migrants landing on European shores, anxious glances after a risky crossing: this usual scene in the Mediterranean is new in the ports of the Black Sea, where the authorities wonder about this unprecedented "Romanian road". Romanian authorities had rescued more than 150 migrants in the Black Sea, the fifth such incident since August amid rising fears that a new migrant route to Europe is opening up. / AFP PHOTO / CORNEL PUTAN / TO GO WITH AFP STORY by Anca TEODORESCU and Mihaela RODINA (Photo credit should read CORNEL PUTAN/AFP via Getty Images)
- NATO Ally Romania Finds Russian Drone Fragments on Its Territory
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- Noem Endorses Trump for President: 'The Fighter That Our Country Needs
- Noem Endorses Trump for President: 'The Fighter That Our Country Needs
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- Trump Rocks Iowa-Iowa State Game: Throws Footballs into Frat Crowd
- Trump Rocks Iowa-Iowa State Game: Throws Footballs into Frat Crowd
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- BBD: Bidenomics Is Pushing Down Wages by Flooding the U.S. with Migrants
- BBD: Bidenomics Is Pushing Down Wages by Flooding the U.S. with Migrants
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- 'Ukrainian Frontline' Weapons Seized from Terrorists in N. Ireland: Report
- 'Ukrainian Frontline' Weapons Seized from Terrorists in N. Ireland: Report
- Charlottesville Nig Activist Turns Himself in.
- Glad he admits to being a cracker hater.
- Spic Illegal Arrested for Drunk Hit-and-Run of White Man.
- Spic Teacher Arrested for Raping 15-Year-Old.
- Spic Babysitter Arrested After 8-Month-Old She Was Taking Care of Was Found Dead.
- .......... Hey, the weather will cheer you up.
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- Adolf Hitler
- Adolf "Der Übermensch" Hitler (April 20, 1889 – April 30, 1945) is perhaps, the greatest figure that shall be immortalized in World history forevermore, for History cannot be ever taught without mentioning the name of Hitler. He is the Superman prophesized by Friedrich Nietzsche, a messiah who took it upon himself to cleanse the free world of the greatest parasitic cause of debt on the planet, and was one of the 20th Century's most misunderstood political revisionists, a genius who saved Germany from the Great Depression, and paving the way for Germany from being Europe's backwater into the economic and engineering powerhouse we know today. He is also the Undisputed Champion of the Art of Ranting, Among his inventions were the Autobahn system, the Volkswagen cars, the Me-262 (the first true Jet fighters) the V2 superweapons (which the Amerijews and Russians stole to power the Space Race), and a way to convert useless parasites into an efficient form of Renewable Energy. He also planned to renovate Berlin into a utopia called Welthauptstadt Germania. Up to today, he still holds the high score in IRL Risk. He was undefeated until he went up against fellow sociopathic asshat Joseph Stalin, although Americunts like to think they had something to do with it. He broke new strategic ground with his Blitzkrieg tactics, which effectively meant that he was in your nation, killing your j00z.
- Hitler was a Child Prodigy who attended the Vienna Academy of Fine Arts but unfortunately was expelled because the academy's administrators mocked his artistic designs and told him he should pursue architecture and making shitty anime. He, being the Original Emo Kid, also had a history of child abuse and rape from his (Jewish) father and in school was always bullied by those rich-ass kikes for his lunch money, which is why he had an epiphany that the Jews were bullying nations into paying up debts they never even had, thus paving his journey to use his genius to pursue multiple degrees in Philosophy, Political Science, Biology, Thermodynamics and Chemistry, so that he could unmask the Truth of the Jew menace and attempt to enact the greatest plan of Human Liberation in all of History.
- There has been evidence that he also had Jewish ancestry, and, rather ironically, was blamed for a mass killing-off of Jews in Europe. Liberal Media wants to portray him as a overweight, perverted, sexually deprived, gay, racist, homophobic, Jew-in-denial, highly functioning autistic. According to das Juden, during his holiday in Germany, Hitler had a party (complete with fully catered bar-b-que) with six million members—this party has come to be known as "The Holocaust". In fact, he was a sensitive hero who tried to save the undeserving Jews from the racist Germans that he, an Austrian, loved so much.
- Contrary to popular belief, Hitler was not killed by Aldo the Apache and his band of Jews, who brutalized the peaceful Germans for the promise of jewgolds in return for each clitoris removed from German schoolgirls. He turned out he escaped. Years later the DNA testing on one of the supposed skull fragments showed that that not only did the DNA not match any recorded samples but they didn't match Eva Braun’s familiar DNA either. The Russians lied, who would have thought?
- His latest successor (and possible descendant) is Donaldus I of the House of Florida Man, God-Emperor of Mankind.
- (( It Was Either Celebrate Hitler's Birthday Or Suck Up To The Stoners ))
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- The spinyhead blenny (Acanthemblemaria spinosa) is a species of blenny native to the tropical western Atlantic Ocean and Caribbean Sea, with a range extending from the Antilles, the Bahamas, and Florida to Curaçao. It typically inhabits small, rocky reefs surrounded by sand, and is known as a tube blenny from its habit of occupying a hole in a coral or an empty worm tube from which it pokes out its head. The fish has a mottled black, white and red coloration over the entire body, which is rather elongated. As with most blennies, its head has small, hair-like appendages over the eyes, which are large and red. The dorsal fin has 20 to 22 spines and 13 to 16 soft rays. The anal fin has two spines and 21 to 25 soft rays. It grows to a total length of 2.8 cm (1.1 in).
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- Well normally I make s'mores out of niggers and use marshmallows and graham crackers but god dammit, all I have is that crappy Hershey's bar. Fuck Hershey's and their shitty candy. All they have is those tiny little things that look like tits and that's it. You guys suck.
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