1. My Name Is India Opal Buloni, And Last Summer My Daddy, The Preacher, Sent Me To The Store For A Box Of Macaroni And Cheese, Some White Rice, And Two Tomatos And I Came Back With A Dog.
2. This Is What Happened: I Walked Into The Produce Section Of The Winn Dixie Grocery Store To Pick Out My 2 Tomatos And I Almost Bumped Right Into The Store Manager.
3. He Was Standing There All Red`Faced, Screaming And Waving His Hands Around.
4."WHO LET THIS DOG IN HERE" He Kept On Screaming
5."WHO LET THIS DIRTY DOG IN HERE TELL ME??????????????"
6. At First, I Didnt See A Dog. There Was Just A Lot Of Vegetables Rolling Around On The Floor.
7. And There Seemed Like A Whole Army Of Winn`Dixie Employees Running Around Waving Their Arms Just The Same The Store Manager Was Waving His.
8. And Then The Dog Came Running Around The Corner.
9. He Was A Big Dog
10. And Ugly
11. And He Looked Like He Was Having A Real Good Time