HolyShit.h

#include <iostream>
#include <stdlib.h>
using namespace std;
#define valued int
#define run system
#define com (
#define go )
#define intermission run com "pause" go
#define mainFunction main
#define isArgless ()
#define genericMain mainFunction isArgless
#define working valued genericMain
#define uses (
#define until (
#define done )
#define so )
#define do {
#define contains {
#define end }
#define close };
#define terminated then close
#define is =
#define spoken string
#define speaking char
#define novel char*
#define permanent const
#define decimal float
#define big long
#define small short
#define declare {}
#define say std::cout<<
#define listen std::cin
#define newLine std::endl
#define stopLine std::endl;
#define stopthen join stopLine
#define next ;
#define then ;
#define give return
#define zeroStop return 0;
#define empty void
#define join <<
#define also <<
#define to >>
#define with ,
#define multi double
#define boxed struct
#define in [
#define ok ]
#define given typedef
#define repeat for
#define increments ++
#define decrements --
#define cut "\n"

//the following works.

/*
#include "peaserese.h"

working do
spoken word next
say "Tell me something." also cut next
listen to word then say word also " is a word." also cut next intermission then end
*/