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- Jet Lag? Biden Bizarre Presser in Israel
- Says Hamas Should ‘Learn How to Shoot Straight’ After Gaza Hospital Bombing
- Tonight: Primetime Speech on Conflict
- US President Joe Biden speaks to members of the Media during his flight returning from Israel aboard Air Force One, on October 18, 2023. Joe Biden on October 18 delivered full US backing for Israel in person, on a solidarity visit in which he blamed Islamist militants for a deadly …
- President Joe Biden had a rather tone-deaf response to the news that Hamas terrorists mistakenly bombed a hospital in the Gaza Strip.
- Rep. Jim Jordan, R-Ohio,
- *** Speaker Election Livewire *** Jim Jordan Looks to Lock Down Gavel
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- White House Wants 'Zero' Civilian Casualties; 'Tough Questions' for Bibi
- White House Wants 'Zero' Civilian Casualties; 'Tough Questions' for Bibi
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- Report: California Republicans All-in on 'Ballot Harvesting'
- Report: California Republicans All-in on 'Ballot Harvesting'
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- Pritzker: Biden Must Tell Migrants Coming to Illinois 'Can Be Dangerous'
- Pritzker: Biden Must Tell Migrants Coming to Illinois 'Can Be Dangerous'
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- *** Speaker Vote Livewire *** Jordan Tries Again as GOP Red Wedding Looms
- *** Speaker Vote Livewire *** Jordan Tries Again as GOP Red Wedding Looms
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- CNN: There's No Good Way to Ensure Hamas Won't Steal Aid
- CNN: There's No Good Way to Ensure Hamas Won't Steal Aid
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- World Leaders Incite Riots Against U.S., Israel by Spreading Hamas Lies
- World Leaders Incite Riots Against U.S., Israel by Spreading Hamas Lies
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- Pro-Palestinian Insurrectionists Occupy Federal House Office Building
- Pro-Palestinian Insurrectionists Occupy Federal House Office Building
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- Bacon: Jordan Is Done, He Needs to 'Withdraw' from Speaker Race
- Bacon: Jordan Is Done, He Needs to 'Withdraw' from Speaker Race
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- Cher Says she will Leave the U.S. if Trump gets Re-elected
- Cher Says she will Leave the U.S. if Trump gets Re-elected
- Oakland County: Negroid Hangs Himself in Jail After Being Arrested for Killing His Fat Mudshark Girlfriend.
- Um............. I know I'm usually supposed to complain or make some clever remark but, I can't.
- Trio of Toledo Negroes Busted for Child Sex Trafficking.
- Pembroke Pines: Bonobo Lures Teenage Girl with Hoverboard so He Can Have Sex with Her.
- Pubehead Returns to School After Raping Woman Orally and Vaginally.
- ............ Santa isn't real... Weather.
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- Current threat: The great pumpkin. 🎃
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- Trolling Induced Transsexuality Syndrome
- Trolling Induced Transsexuality Syndrome (also known as TITS) is an increasingly common condition that occurs when someone is trolled so hard online that they become tranny.
- The theory of TITS is based on the high correlation between high-profile lolcows and sex changes occurring after they had been massively trolled. The hypothesis states that, after being trolled into severe levels of butthurt (manifesting themselves in ways such as sperging out, death threats, quitting the internet, calling the police and cutting off all hair in a Britney Spears freak-out), and often after failed attempts to an hero, the lolcow realizes they can not escape the trolls even in death and decides that the only solution is to become another person altogether. An alternative theory posits that lolcows become so psychologically addicted to the attention they receive as troll victims that they feel as though they must continue to provoke the internet or be faced with a reality in which they aren't even wanted as targets.
- TITS is a natural product of liberalism. Much like kikes have taken any criticism of anything any Jew does and can cry "anti-Semitism", trannies can take any criticism or disagreement with them and cry "transphobia". Furthermore, it is this selfsame liberalism that aids the lolcow in receiving medical treatment from doctors who choose to avoid being labeled a bigot rather than offering the lolcow undergo therapy first suggesting an alternative diagnosis to trannism.
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- The mistletoebird (Dicaeum hirundinaceum), also known as the mistletoe flowerpecker, is a species of flowerpecker native to most of Australia (though absent from Tasmania and the driest desert areas) and also to the eastern Maluku Islands of Indonesia in the Arafura Sea between Australia and New Guinea. The mistletoebird eats mainly the berries of the parasitic mistletoe and is a vector for the spread of the mistletoe's seeds through its digestive system. The mistletoebird is small, being 9–10 centimetres long and 7.5–11 grams in weight. The male is glossy blue-black above, with a red chest and a slight red under-tail, and a black centre stripe running down its white belly. The female is dark grey above, with a white throat, light grey underparts, and just a touch of pinkish-red under the tail. The eyes, bill, and legs are black; the bill is just over a centimetre long, slender, slightly down-curved and sharply pointed. Immature birds are similar to the female, but have an orange-pink bill instead of black. This male mistletoebird was photographed in the Round Hill Nature Reserve in New South Wales, Australia.
- Photograph credit: JJ Harrison
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- Bye, guys. I'm gonna go get out my guitar and sing some songs in front of a bunch of negroes at KFC.
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