# dan is lame 0.9 by WacKEDmaN
#
# Quotes random dan is lame quotes.
#
# Much of this script was stolen from the Discworld quotes script, which
# you can get off the bseen tcl site. google it. Thanks to Dibbler for that.
#
#
# Public, message, and dcc command to display lyrics is !daniel_j
# or just change the !daniel_j below to whatever you want, .daniel_j, -daniel_j,
# whatever.
#

## public command. ##
bind pub - !daniel_j pub_wid

## start meat & potatoes of script. ##
proc pub_wid { nick mask hand channel args } {
	global whoisdan
	putquick "PRIVMSG $channel :[lindex $whoisdan [rand [llength $whoisdan]]]"
}



set whoisdan {

"daniel_j is THE lamest of the lame"

"daniel_j: lamest"

"daniel_j is lame as a three legged dog with a broken leg"

"daniel_j is so lame he thinks velcro is a rip off"

"daniel_j is lame as a dead duck"

"daniel_j is so lame he special ordered Milli Vanilli on CD"

"daniel_j is so lame he thinks Vanilla Ice is Ice-T"

"daniel_j is so lame he thinks eminem can sing"

"daniel_j is so slow he can't keep worms in a tin"

"daniel_j is so lame he wouldnt know a tram was up him 'til the bell rang!"

"daniel_j is so lame he couldnt organise a piss-up in a brewery"

"daniel_j is as useful as a one-legged man in an arse kicking contest"

"daniel_j is so lame he must have 2 penises...he couldn't be that stupid from pulling one"

"daniel_j is so lame he can't tell his ass from a hole in the ground."

"daniel_j is so lame he couldn't organise a f#$k in a brothel with a fist full of fifties"

"daniel_j is so lame if his I.Q. were 2 points higher it would be the same as a bloody stone."

"daniel_J is so lame he couldn't pull the skin off a custard."

"daniel_j is so lame even he wished his dad had settled for a blow job."


}

putlog "dan is lame by WacKEDmaN loaded."