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- Morning, fagnets. Time for the news.
- Biden: Amnesty for Over 11 Million Illegal Aliens Going to Senate in My First 100 Days
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- Democrat Joe Biden says he will send an amnesty deal for “over 11 million” illegal aliens to the United States Senate in his first 100 days in office.
- Hayward: Wildlife Officials Discover Weird Metal Monolith in Remote Utah
- Video: Wildlife Officials Discover ’Space Odyssey-Like’ Metal Monolith in Remote Utah
- JOHN HAYWARD
- Watch: Colorado Man Loses Pants in Fight Outside In-N-Out Burger
- Watch: Colorado Man Loses Pants in Fight Outside In-N-Out Burger
- Ohio Customer Leaves $3,000 Tip for Restaurant One Day Before Closing Down
- Ohio Customer Leaves $3,000 Tip for Restaurant One Day Before Closing Down
- Fashion Notes: Melania Trump Wears Houndstooth Dolce and Gabbana for Turkey Pardon
- Fashion Notes: Melania Wears Houndstooth Dolce and Gabbana for Turkey Pardon
- Biden: I Have ‘Very Progressive Agenda’ and ‘Significant Representation’ from Progressives in Administration
- Biden: I Have ‘Very Progressive Agenda’
- ‘Significant Representation’ from Progressives in Administration
- Sanders, Warren Not Ruled Out for Cabinet Spots
- Potential Joe Biden White House Staffer Justified Palestinian Suicide Bombers
- YouTube Blacklists One America News Over Coronavirus Coverage
- CDC Director Robert Redfield Expects Vaccine to Be Rolled Out Second Week in December
- CDC Director Expects Vaccine to Be Rolled Out Second Week in December
- ‘Old A** Idiot’: James Mattis’ Call to End ‘America First’ Prompts Swift Backlash
- ‘Old A** Idiot’: Mattis’ Call to End ‘America First’ Prompts Swift Backlash
- Donny Deutsch: Trumpism Is Going to Go Away Fast — ‘Nice Is the New Black’
- Donny Deutsch: Trumpism Is Going to Go Away Fast — ‘Nice Is the New Black’
- Dr. Larry Arnn: ‘We Have a Right to Have In-Person Classes’
- Dr. Larry Arnn: ‘We Have a Right to Have In-Person Classes’
- Rep. Elect Kat Cammack: ‘Only in America’ Could I Go from Homelessness to Congress
- Rep. Elect Kat Cammack: ‘Only in America’ Could I Go from Homelessness to Congress
- Report: Newly-Elected GOP Rep. Asks to Carry Gun on U.S. Capitol Grounds
- Report: Newly-Elected GOP Rep. Asks to Carry Gun on U.S. Capitol Grounds
- Mueller Investigator Andrew Weissmann Calls for Biden DOJ to Prosecute Trump
- Time to Heal!
- Mueller Investigator Andrew Weissmann Calls for Biden DOJ to Prosecute Trump
- Watch: President Donald Trump Pardons Turkey at the White House
- Watch: President Donald Trump Pardons Turkey at the White House…
- …Clown Show Reporter Shouts at POTUS If He Plans to Pardon Himself
- Paul Ryan Declares U.S. Election ‘Over’ in Euro Banking Conference Talk
- Paul Ryan Declares U.S. Election ‘Over’
- Tampa Bay Outfielder Arozarena Detained in Mexico’s Yucatan After Domestic Violence Allegations
- Tampa Bay Outfielder Detained in Mexico’s Yucatan After Domestic Violence Allegations
- Blind Man Completes Solo 5K with AI App to Guide Him
- Blind Man Completes Solo 5K with AI App as Guide
- Coronavirus Travel Restrictions Force Iditarod Champ to Skip Race: “I Can’t Get My dogs to Alaska’
- Coronavirus Travel Restrictions Force Iditarod Champ to Skip Race: “I Can’t Get My dogs to Alaska’
- Obama’s 3rd Term — Kerry: Paris Accord ‘Not Enough’ for Joe’s Climate Plan
- Perdue on AOC Campaigning in Georgia: ‘I Want to Buy Her Ticket — I Want Her to Come’
- Perdue on AOC Campaigning in Georgia: ‘I Want Her to Come’
- Democrat Jaime Harrison Launches PAC for Georgia Runoffs After Record-Breaking Senate Loss in South Carolina
- Dem Launches PAC for GA Runoffs After Record-Breaking Loss in SC
- ASHLEY OLIVER
- HBO Documentary ‘Transhood’ Shows Young Boy Reject Parents’ Pressure to Be a Girl
- HBO Documentary ‘Transhood’ Shows Young Boy Reject Parents’ Pressure to Be a Girl
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- Julia Louis-Dreyfus Holding ‘Veep’ Reunion to Turn Out Democrats in Georgia Senate Runoffs
- Julia Louis-Dreyfus Holding ‘Veep’ Reunion to Turn Out Democrats in Georgia Senate Runoffs
- ‘SNL’ Star Pete Davidson Cast as George Bailey in ‘It’s a Wonderful Life’ Live Event
- Director Tristram Shapeero Apologizes for Comments About ‘Poor’ Actors Living in ‘Tiny Apartments’
- Nolte: The Lunacy of Pennsylvania Democrats Outlawing Liquor Sales on Thanksgiving Eve
- Covid-1984: Pennsylvania Democrats Outlaw Liquor Sales on Thanksgiving Eve
- EWWWWW: Banned over ‘increase in exchange of fluids that leads to increased infection’
- Lunatic Levine Strikes Again
- Happy Thanksgiving! Oregon Guv Wants You to Snitch on Neighbors…
- Gov. Andrew Cuomo Cancels Thanksgiving with His 89-Year-Old Mother After Backlash
- …Cuomo Cancels on 89-Year Old Mom After Backlash…
- …Poll: Majority of Americans Will Spend Holiday with Families Despite Pandemic…
- Hundreds of Chinese Attracted by Belt and Road Deals Flee Ethiopian Civil War
- GABRIELLE REYES
- Dr. Epstein: Google Shifted ‘Minimum’ of 6 Million Votes…
- CNN’s Acosta: Trump Has Gone ‘Cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs’
- Facebook Suppressed Breitbart, Promoted CNN, Following Election
- …NYT: Facebook Suppressed Breitbart, Promoted CNN Following Election
- Nolte: Rachel Maddow Says People Who Contest Elections Should ‘Go to Jail’
- Maddow Says People Who Contest Elections Should ‘Go to Jail’
- JOHN NOLTE
- Poll: Donald Trump the Overwhelming Leader in a Hypothetical 2024 GOP Primary
- Donald Trump Overwhelming Leader for 2024 GOP Nomination
- HANNAH BLEAU
- Nolte: Only 3% of Trump Voters Believe Joe Biden Is Legitimate Winner
- Only 3% of Trump Voters Believe Biden Legitimate Winner
- Sen. Kelly Loeffler Donates Entire $38K 4th Quarter Senate Salary to 10 Charities
- Sen. Loeffler Donates Entire $38K Q4 Senate Salary to 10 Charities
- Donald Trump Celebrates Dow Jones Hitting 30,000 — 48th Record of His Presidency
- …Trump Celebrates…
- Dow Tops 30,000 For First Time Ever
- Dow Tops 30,000 For First Time Ever…
- JOHN CARNEY
- U.S. Consumer Confidence Slumps as Hope Fades
- …But U.S. Consumer Confidence Slumps
- Starving Venezuelan Prisoners Kill and Eat Director’s Rottweiler
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- Guatemala: Anti-Government Mob Sets Fire to Congress
- Guatemala: Anti-Government Mob Sets Fire to Congress
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- Pope Francis: You Cannot Be Pro-Environment and Pro-Choice
- Pope Francis: You Cannot Be Pro-Environment and Pro-Choice
- Border Patrol Agents Deliver Migrant’s Baby near Banks of Rio Grande
- BOB PRICE
- Seattle Cops Leave in Droves amid City Vote to ‘Defund Police’
- Seattle Cops Leave in Droves amid City Vote to ‘Defund Police’
- KYLE MORRIS
- WATCH: Shannon Sharpe: Mike McCarthy Smashing Watermelons Around ‘Black People’ Has ‘Negative Connotation’
- Shannon Sharpe: Cowboy’s McCarthy Smashing Watermelons Around ‘Black People’ Has ‘Negative Connotation’
- ‘Bulljive’: Shannon Sharpe Blasts Tom Brady for Not Shaking Jared Goff’s Hand
- …‘Bulljive’: Blasts Tom Brady for Not Shaking Jared Goff’s Hand
- Report: NFL Says Thanksgiving Game Still On Despite Mounting Positive Covid Cases at Ravens Facility
- Report: NFL Says Thanksgiving Game Still On Despite Mounting Positive Covid Cases at Ravens Facility
- Soros-Linked Group that Backs Defund the Police Campaigns for Democrat GA Senate Candidate Raphael Warnock
- Soros-Linked Group that Backs Defund the Police Campaigns for GA Warnock
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- General Motors Cheers on Joe Biden’s Climate Change Plan, Drops Support for Trump in Legal Battle
- General Motors Cheers on Biden’s Climate Change Plan, Drops Support for Trump in Legal Battle
- Twitter to Warn Users Attempting to Like Censored Posts
- Twitter to Warn Users Attempting to Like Censored Posts
- Elon Musk Makes $100B in 2020, Becomes World’s Second-Richest Man
- Elon Musk Makes $100B in 2020, Becomes World’s Second-Richest Man
- YouTube Deletes Video About Joe Biden’s Position on Transgender Children as ‘Harassment’
- YouTube Deletes Video About Biden’s Position on Trans Children as ‘Harassment’
- China Claims It Has Eliminated Poverty Nationwide
- China Claims It Has Eliminated Poverty
- Russia Conducts Mass Raids on Jehovah’s Witnesses
- UK Sent £81 Million in Foreign Aid to Communist China: Report
- UK Sent £81 Million in Foreign Aid to Communist China: Report
- China Lashes Back at Pope Francis over Comments of Uighur Persecution
- …China Lashes Back at Francis
- Pope Acknowledges China’s Persecution of Uyghurs for First Time…
- Biden: 'Patriotic Responsibility to Wear a Mask, to Socially Distance'
- Biden: 'Patriotic Responsibility to Wear a Mask, to Socially Distance'
- James Mattis: Joe Biden Must 'Eliminate "America First"'
- James Mattis: Joe Biden Must 'Eliminate "America First"'
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- YouTube Blacklists One America News Over Coronavirus Coverage
- YouTube Blacklists One America News Over Coronavirus Coverage
- Mueller Probe's Andrew Weissmann Wants Biden DOJ to Prosecute Trump
- Mueller Probe's Andrew Weissmann Wants Biden DOJ to Prosecute Trump
- Biden: I Have 'Very Progressive Agenda'
- Biden: I Have 'Very Progressive Agenda'
- Tory MP Stands up to Cops Arresting Elderly Lockdown Protester
- Tory MP Stands up to Cops Arresting Elderly Lockdown Protester
- 'Old A** Idiot': Mattis' Call to End 'America First' Prompts Backlash
- 'Old A** Idiot': Mattis' Call to End 'America First' Prompts Backlash
- At Turkey Pardon, Reporter Asks Trump if He Plans to Pardon Himself
- At Turkey Pardon, Reporter Asks Trump if He Plans to Pardon Himself
- Watch: Joe Biden Vows to Send Amnesty Bill to Senate in First 100 Days
- Watch: Joe Biden Vows to Send Amnesty Bill to Senate in First 100 Days
- Biden certified as winner of Pennsylvania presidential vote
- Biden certified as winner of Pennsylvania presidential vote
- Six Simians Arrested in Albany After Luring Loco's Bar and Grill Employee into Vacant Home and Killing Him as He Tried to Deliver Food.
- Another hippie-looking white man is dead thanks to prehistoric apes.
- Harambe Brethren Assaults 13 Year Old Girl Who Was Selling Cookies in Dorchester.
- Nigger Goucher College Lacrosse Player Arrested After Spray Painting Swastikas, "KKK" and "Niggers on campus would be killed".
- Genetically Stunted Individual Beats Man After He Accidentally Bumped Him on NYC Subway.
- Negress Farts in Dollar General, Attacks Man With Knife After He Criticized Her.
- Nig With Literal Name "Tyrone" Escapes While Handcuffed in Cop Car That Was Driving to 73rd Precinct Station in New York.
- Two Loud Sheboons Arrested After Assaulting Officer While He Arrested Them For Causing Disturbance on 460 Main Street in Buffalo.
- .......... Cheer up.... Weather.
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- Some clouds this morning will give way to generally sunny skies for the afternoon. High 74F. Winds NNE at 10 to 20 mph.
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- Sunset
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- Wed 25 | Night
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- Clear skies. Low 43F. Winds light and variable.
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- Moonrise
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- Moonset
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- Thu 26
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- Current threat: The wood chopping negro. 🪓👨🏿🦲
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- Grand 16 Shooting
- July 24th, 2015 was a typical day in America. An innocent, hard working middle aged white man hailing from Lafayette, Louisiana went to the local theater to kick back, relax and enjoy a new flick he's been meaning to watch. Like with Dylann Roof, a group of savages begun to provoke and attack him. With no way to calm the horde, our hero, John Russel Houser, had no choice but to free himself using the liberating power provided by a firearm. When the fierce standoff was finished, our hero reluctantly had to use lethal force against 2 feminist aggressors before taking a swig of pistol mouthwash to avoid being lynched and eaten alive by these horrific uncivilized brutes.
- Gee I bet this wont happen again
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- Charlottenburg Palace is a large palace in Charlottenburg, a part of the Charlottenburg-Wilmersdorf borough of Berlin, Germany. The palace was built at the end of the 17th century and expanded during the 18th century. It includes much exotic internal decoration in baroque and rococo styles. It was badly damaged during the Second World War, but has since been reconstructed, becoming a major tourist attraction.
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- Black people. Well I'm out. I'm gonna go yell "Ooga booga" at some blacks... What? I can speak their language. Ooga booga ooga booga ooga booga ooga booga ooga booga ooga booga.
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