Kalos' Games #spacecopsic 2/25/2017

DiscoDude: **---BEGIN SESSION---**
DiscoDude: **Session logging commenced**
Cyril: ("Hey what'd I miss? :D ")
Cyril: _leaves the engine room where he's already rigged up a bed and computer terminal. "Hey, I think I found a place where we could hand this guy over. Looks... The least sketchy of all the options. Some planet's government, where they have a bounty out on psions." Not a *huge* fan of serving a government hunting people down like this, but, this particular psion is a huge twat._
Ommy|GM: Lotus turns towards Cyril, "Well, did you message them and send them pictures of the Psion?" She asks, waving her hand over at the unconsciouss and drugged Psion.
Keith: "Huh, what's their agenda with the Psions?"
Cyril: _nods and looks back into the room. "Yeah, looks like they'll take him. And I'm not totally sure what they want. Experimentation, they say. Wouldn't be surprised if they just want dangerous psions off the streets. But hey, two and a half million credits for him..."_
Ommy|GM: "That sounds like a lot of  can money...are you sure they be trusted.?" She asks the group.
Keith: "I mean... Hopefully. We certainly can't KEEP this guy..."
Cyril: _shruuuugs??? "Well, this is... Some kind of actual official government. Whatever secret lab we could find would be way more of a mess."_
Ommy|GM: "Well where is it at, as in how far away?" She asks once more.
Cyril: "Real far from our stations here. An hour through hyperspace."
Keith: "Hey Lily, I suppose it's time."
Lily: !groll 11+3
DiscoDude: <@Lily> rolled 9 (degree 2; success)
Keith: "So... Covon... I don't think this was a pleasant experience... But..."
Cyril: *((sticks head out a window))*
Keith: "Just as a heads up. We plan to let you go after we unload the Psion."
Keith: "Well... Back at your station, that is."
Ommy|GM: Covon snaps awake, "Huh-Oh, thanks...I guess." She looks away.
Ommy|GM: **SKIPS TO 60 PARSECS**
Cyril: PCHOO
Ommy|GM: You all touchdown to the planet near the facilility, some guards comes towards the ship and ask to come in and ask for ID and reason to be here.
Cyril: (Anyone wanna answer the guards or should I?)
Keith: "Uh... Cyril...?"
Cyril: _sends their ID data over the universal implant-network! Which probably makes more sense. It'd be a long encrypted thing, right? "We're... Here for a government contract."_
Ommy|GM: "With the Psion? Come on in, just keep your weapons in the ship, and bring the Psion out, we'll transfer you the money via Spess Paypal once we get everything settled."
Keith: "We... Only have self-defense weapons, mostly, are you sure all weapons must stay behind?"
Ommy|GM: "Yes, don't want you to do some martian movie bs, clean and simple."
Cyril: _drops their weapons off in the engine room, hauls the psion out. Doesn't want to ask the government agents about bringing weapons._
Keith: _Keith leaves his weapons in the ship._
Lily: _... probably stays with the ship. Her whole body is a weapon :B~_
Keith: "Well, surely this won't be a mistake."
Lily: _feels like her natural martial arts prowess is so dangerous that she should be considered a weapon_
Keith: "Miri, you stayin'?"
Miri: "Probably ought to," Miri says.
Keith: _Keith follows Cyril_
Keith: "Cyril, you are strong, can you carry the psion?"
Keith: "Cyril, I am glad you are strong enough to carry this Psion."
Ommy|GM: Lotus comes down with Cyril, Keith, and Miri, the guards look at the cat thing and then at Lotus. "You brinin two Psions or something? Or is that your companion?" They ask pointing at Lotus. She seems a bit shocked, "Uh...?" She  stares at them.
Keith: "Alone."
Keith: "What...? I don't think she's... What?!"
Cyril: _confusedly lifts the psioncat up so the guards can see_
Ommy|GM: "The sensors are going off, both are actively showin off Hpyerspace residue, but you said the cat, so we'll only be taking them."
Cyril: _shrugs. Psion friend, cool. Glad the guards aren't trying to steal her._
Keith: "Oookay... I don't know what you are sayin... All I care you are taking the guy we bought... Only..."
Lily: "Hey, if they have psion sensing equipment... that might be good to have"
Keith: "Wait... Psions can be detected? That's cool! Is there a psionic power to evade psionic detection?"
Ommy|GM: The guards take the small cat psion and taged them, "We'll send them off, and uh...if you want to buy one of these it'll be around 2,000 bucks."
Cyril: "Dang, you guys sell that? Cool."
Cyril: "How far's the range?"
Ommy|GM: "It's only 3 meter range, pretty shoddy but it gets the work done."
Keith: "Also, on a side note. Calling him 'cat' is funny, because he change shapes, and so... Y'know, he might not be a cat at all..."
Ommy|GM: "Yeah, your taur friend told us about that as well, pretty strange."
Cyril: "Hey, I've got an idea for you guys. Could we have one or two of those? We plan on... Bringing in a few more psions. Those would make us a lot more effective." Not totally sure how he feels about selling people.
Cyril: (Roll diplomacy?)
Lily: http://i2.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/005/616/qb.jpg
Lily: Contract?
Ommy|GM: "Yeah, seems like a good deal." They spoke and bring out a digital enote signature thing. "You can read it if youw want."
Keith: "Miri... Take a look at the fine print..."
Miri: "Hold on one sec. What...*why* is this research going *there?!?*"
Keith: "You askin' me? Should I ask them?"
Miri: _clenches her fist. "Ask if the Hazuth family is involved."_
Keith: "Oh hey... On the fine print..."
Keith: "Would it happen to be the Hazuth family?"
Ommy|GM: "All research distribution is confidential."
Keith: "Right... Of course"
Keith: "Miri, no good, they are pretty confidential."
Keith: "We will have to get this info on the sly, if at all."
Ommy|GM: "Will that be all? Just sign it and be reading." They speak, not impatient, but, yearning to get back inside.
Lily: "I know I'm not like, there where you guys are, but I say just sign it"
Keith: "I mean, we'll all sign this individually, right?"
Cyril: _shrugs, signs contact!_
Miri: _growls to herself._
Lily: Mrna key
Miri: "We're square if I sign this," she mutters under her breath.
Keith: _Keith takes a pen, and signs the contract._
Lily: _mind sign_
Keith: (Meanwhile, DNA key would not work very well with Keith)
Keith: (Who buys genemods every other blue moon)
Miri: _takes a deep breath and signs the contract, hoping against hope this means she's finally repaid her debt._
Lily: (Lily hasn't decided to quit yet 😮 )
Ommy|GM: You all head back into the ship after the payment was linked to Cyril's bank account. 2.5 mil, space bux!
Cyril: _(is gonna steal a cabinet door from the Macintosh before they leave, to put on the new ship lol)_
Keith: Just for the record:
Keith: They get informed we need time to quit our old jobs
Keith: (And maybe have an actual vacation)
Lily: _rolls for sexual appeal_
Cyril: _goes back to the ship. :I_
Keith: _Keith follows Cyril to the ship_
Keith: "So, we got a bunch of money!"
Keith: "We could buy a ship! Well... We could get in debt to buy a ship..."
Cyril: ("Correction: I have a bunch of money")
Cyril: _whips head around to look at Keith! Ship? :D_
Cyril: "Yeah, I... Don't think this thing would cut it for bounty-hunting."
Keith: "It cut it for Dom and Covon... Back in the day, that is."
Lily: "I just want to know... what new powers we get for being uh, feds? Now..."
Keith: "Hah, we can probably even use excessive for-" Keith then stops mid-sentence "Er... Nevermind."
Lily: _asks her new employers about what kinda powers she has as a psion hunter fed? .-._
Keith: "Actually, it should be in the contract?"
Keith: "I think I skipped over that... In favor of looking for... Y'know, the catches."
Keith: "So."
Keith: "I think if this guy had any influence on Covon..."
Keith: "It is moot by now."
Keith: "Should we help Covon clean herself from the... Y'know?"
Cyril: "Yeah, let's... Ask where she wants to go."
Lily: _is clicking a spacepen she found in the ship's glove compartment_
Cyril: "So, Covon. We think we took care of that jerk. We're obviously not gonna keep you trapped here. Is there anywhere you want us to take you?"
Ommy|GM: "Just back to the station I guess..." She doesn't make direct eye contact.
Cyril: _nods, and sets off his anti-tangler aerosol. Frees the birb._
Keith: "She's really, really stressed out..."
Keith: "I mean, I would be as well."
Cyril: "Sorry about... Keeping you glued to the floor. A few of us were still suspicious."
Lily: (we have sedative for that)
Ommy|GM: _she stretches and moves her limbs, "...Well...I guess you're going to keep Domwomy ship...?" Domywomy, that was p cute._
Keith: "Well..." Keith says, looking over to Cyril
Cyril: _looks around the ship's room, and shakes his head. "No, we couldn't just take his ship..." Not gonna say it's not a very good ship. "You should have it."_
Ommy|GM: Her eyes light up before going dark again, "W-Well...Thank you..." She rubs her arm.
Keith: "Well. Not to put a damper on this..."
Keith: "But we kinda are going to drive it for a little longer..."
Keith: "But, it is true. We kinda are not going to keep it for very long. And above all else, you probably would deserve it."
Ommy|GM: "...can I stay here until then...?"
Keith: "I thought you had a home. But... Sure then."
Keith: "uhhh... I can't remember... Are we overloading the life support system?"
Ommy|GM: "You saw what they did to it, they craahed it, and no."
Keith: "Right. Fuck. That is shitty..."
Cyril: "You can live on the ship, totally. It'll be yours."
Keith: "Speaking of your things..."
Keith: "About your armor... And other things..."
Keith: "We got bits and pieces. He managed to explode himself with his own gun..."
Ommy|GM: "You mean MY gun..."
Keith: "Sorry, that."
Keith: "Wait."
Keith: "Isn't that kind of thing illegal?"
Ommy|GM: "...I guess?" She shrugs.
Keith: "Maybe consider the fact that it can explode on you... Next time."
Lily: "We're off duty Keith"
Ommy|GM: "Yeah...I'll think about that."
Keith: "You can remove me from the force. But you can't take the force out of me."
Keith: "Also."
Keith: "We are *still* cop, for now. Technically, at least."
Lily: "Yeah... but off duty"
Keith: "Sure.'
Miri: _shrugs. "I'm fine with this. Easier than trying to get my old job back, anyway."_
Lily: "It's a promotion, basically"
Cyril: _looks at the old virtual police badge. But wait, he can't really do criminology now... 😿_
Keith: "I suppose so... Now we're gonna take care of dangerous Psions."
Keith: "Lily, should we get liftoff?"
Lily: !groll 13+3
DiscoDude: <@Lily> rolled 6 (degree 7; success)
Lily: !groll 14
DiscoDude: <@Lily> rolled 15 (degree -1; failure)
Keith: "Oh, hey... Covon..."
Ommy|GM: "Yeah?"
Keith: "There's something I need to give you... This is the msot important drive..."
Keith: _Keith hands Covon the DOM's drive_
Keith: "This is dangerous."
Ommy|GM: "The voices...? Yeah...I know."
Keith: "Cyril hooked one like this before."
Keith: "Miri lost her job- It's a long story."
Ommy|GM: "You think I got these limbs and stuff for something other than survival?"
Keith: "Some people get mods out of their own volition. And usually people like to replace arms with organics, like the original."
Keith: "That is..."
Keith: "When they happen to lose them."
Ommy|GM: "....He tore off my limbs and gouged my eyes out...It probably hurt him more than it hurt me...He must've been freaking out...hah..." She began to tear up a bit, "Ah...sorry..."
Miri: _crosses her arms and says nothing._
Cyril: _sits up on the bed next to her, if she's still on it. Tries not to get too close. "Hey, it's okay. Even just looking at the laptop... We could tell you two loved each other." Calming success??? Oh god_
Keith: "Cyril. Smooth, real smooth."
Ommy|GM: "You...Looked at the...oh my..." She brought a pillow to her face and silently screams.
Keith: "Ironically, nobody allowed you to get a look on the drives..."
Cyril: "No. The label."
Keith: "And I believe that was for the best."
Keith: "After what happened."
Keith: "Also, chill. It is locked with a password."
Ommy|GM: "Well...I did see someone download some stuff from my..." He turns to all of them.
Cyril: _whistles innocently ♪ ♫ ♬_
Lily: _blinks and calls up a taxi_
Keith: "Hey, I didn't look through the heart one. After all... I don't think there would be anything *useful* there."
Keith: (Fast talk?)
Keith: !groll 12
DiscoDude: <@Keith> rolled 7 (degree 5; success)
Ommy|GM: "Well whoever looked through them...please don't tell me anyone..."
Ommy|GM: "Or...post it online..please..."
Lily: "I we all agree you've been through enough. I know we didn't meet under the best circumstances but it should be clear we aren't... dicks"
Keith: "Well."
Lily: I think*
Keith: "We did glue her, and then place her on a bed for... Hours."
Lily: "For a damn good reason, and now we're giving her our ship."
Ommy|GM: "You mean my ship..."
Lily: "No"
Lily: "I mean our ship."
Keith: "You mean Dom's ship?"
Lily: "No."
Keith: "That he wrote on his will... Leaving it to us?"
Lily: "Making it ours."
Lily: "now we are giving our ship."
Keith: "Well... Right."
Ommy|GM: "Yeah and one of you will post the videos online too..."
Lily: "Oh and we saved you from a psychotic psion"
Keith: "Tapes?"
Lily: "but sure we're going to post videos online for some reason. "
Cyril: "...Why?"
Keith: "God forbid. Those recordings are hellish. I would have deleted them... If they weren't... Y'know..."
Keith: "The sound was... Pure hell."
Lily: "Anyways, this conversation is dumb. Enjoy your new old ship, stay away from psions, how about we all go home now?"
Keith: "Sounds... Good..."
Ommy|GM: "Well...I'm going to be in the shower..I need to get this residue off me..." She says and walks towards the bathroom.
Cyril: _gathers up all the grenades he hid on the ship before they leave! Wouldn't want those to... Go off unexpectedly later._
Lily: (" leave one cyril" )
Lily: (" It's a perfect prank, leave one tangler and one anti tangler")
Keith: "Cyril! make sure you GET ALL OF THOSE"
Keith: _Keith enters the airlock_
Lily: _leaves :V_
Keith: "Lily, you can fit in with me."
Lily: _gets in the taxi she called :V_
Cyril: _departs with a sack of grenades_
Ommy|GM: (last lines?)
Cyril: "I hope this new ship is gonna have good soundproofing in the cabins."
Keith: "I hope I can live in luxury in this new ship..."
Miri: "I hope I can finally sleep a little easier..."
Ommy|GM: _"I wonder if I'll be able to get into Cyril's pants..." Lotus asks herself, not saying this aloud, just thinking._
Cyril: (WHAT PANTS?)
Lily: I hope there are good anchoring points in the captains cabin of the new ship
Ommy|GM: !end