[*Joke\Humor*] A theorem about humans

Theorem: WOMEN = PROBLEMS

Proof:

In order to conquer a woman, you need these both things: Time and money; So:

(1) Def.: WOMAN = TIME x MONEY;

"The time is Gold", therefore "The time is money"

(2) Iden.: TIME = MONEY;

Now by subst. of (2) in (1): WOMAN = TIME x MONEY;

(3) WOMAN = (MONEY)^2;

Since "the money is the root of all the real world problems"

(4) Def.: MONEY = sqrt(PROBLEMS);

Finally by subst. of (4) in (3) we obtain:

WOMAN = (sqrt(PROBLEMS))^2

(5) Iden.: WOMAN = PROBLEMS

Quod erat demonstrandum!!!