Television

Crowley had seen Mary Poppins on television one Christmas (indeed, behind the scenes, Crowley had had a hand in most television; although it was on the invention of the game show that he truly prided himself). He toyed with the idea of a hurricane as an effective and incredibly stylish way of disposing of the queue of nannies that would certainly form, or possible stack up in a holding pattern, outside the Cultural Attach's Regent's Park residence.

He contented himself with a wildcat tube strike, and when the day came, only one nanny turned up.

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Good Omens - Eleven years ago