Faceless Astrologer - 1

> Though your life as a human has ended, you have been granted a second chance!
> As a monster or a dungeon, reclaim that which you have lost!
> Please choose [Monster] or [Dungeon]

‘...’

> Please choose [Monster] or [Dungeon]

‘...Dungeon’

> You have chosen to reincarnate as a dungeon!
> Please wait while your Dungeon Type is determined!
> As you lack sufficient distinguishing characteristics, your Dungeon Type cannot be determined!
> You really didn’t do anything with that life of yours, did you?

‘...’

> Was there anything at all that you liked?

‘...Stars’

> That can be worked with!
> Please wait while your Dungeon Type is determined!
> Your Dungeon Type is [Eldritch]!
> You have become [Starlit]!
> As an [Eldritch] dungeon, the laws of space and time do not apply to you!
> As an [Eldritch] dungeon, your monster spawn options have been limited!
> As an [Eldritch] dungeon, your treasure spawn options have been limited!
> As you are the first [Eldritch] dungeon, you have been granted an Origin Perk!
> Aren’t you lucky!

‘...’

> Would you like to choose your Origin Perk now?

‘...No’

> Would you like to choose your Origin Perk now?

‘...’

> You have had the [Faceless] Origin Perk chosen for you!
> You are harder to detect, harder to identify, and harder to remember!
> You really are lucky, aren’t you!

‘...’

> Moving on, please wait while your Dungeon Theme is determined!
> Your Dungeon Theme is [Witch House]!
> [Witch House] is compatible with your current location!
> Initiating reincarnation!

And with those unnecessarily chipper words, everything faded away. The trees, the cold, the blood. Ahh... I died. I died. I died. And I’ve become what? A dungeon? How ridiculous. Ahh... It hurts. I can’t feel anything, but it still hurts. Is this what reincarnation feels like? It feels like my soul’s being torn apart. I hope that next time I die, I stay that way.

Ahh... I think... it’s done? I feel... different. Like I’ve been spread out. I can feel... four walls, a roof, a rotting wooden floor. Actually, I think it’s all rotting. So this is my dungeon? So this is me? A run down, rotting shack? I don’t think there’s a single right angle in this entire place...

> As an [Eldritch] dungeon, you have gained the [Non-Euclidean Geometry] trait for free!

Oh. Great. I don’t think that’s even what ‘non-Euclidean’ means. Whatever. So I’ve got... a room? Instead of a one room schoolhouse, I’m a one room dungeon. That’s a bit too pathetic, even for me. I should be able to expand, right? How do I do that? Maybe if I just... push?

> You have added a room!
> You may add up to 3 more rooms on this floor!

That was easier than I expected. Still tiring, though. I don’t think I can do too much more today. Though I don’t think I should just leave these rooms empty. That feels... bad. I’m a dungeon now, so... I guess it’s time to spawn a monster? How... I’ll just trust my instincts again.

> You have spawned a [Starlit Creeper]!
> You cannot add any more features to this room!

‘...To the room?’

> Correct!

‘...What if it creeps into a different room?’

> It can’t!

‘...No’

> No?

‘...That’s stupid, I refuse.’

> You cannot refuse basic laws of dungeon physics!

‘I. Refuse.’

> You cannot refuse basic-
% [Eldritch] has overwritten law.
% [Starlit] has granted its blessing.
% Features are no longer attached to rooms.
% Feature capacity is now a property of floors.
% Upgrade rooms to increase floor feature capacity.
> You, uh...
> You may add up to 4 more features on this floor?