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- Dear Doctor,
- These are the things she’s asked for this week:
- 1 x pair of time tweezers.
- A book on what intelligent species there are on this idiotic planet apart from humans.
- 1 x pack of chocolate garrottes.
- Yours sincerely,
- Nardole
- N. Book is OK. I don’t think chocolate garrottes are a real thing. And what on Earth are time tweezers? D
- D. Apparently if you pluck your eyebrows, they regrow backwards in time so you never have to do it again, but your past self might get a hairy chin or something ohhhhhh.
- ***
- The Missy Chronicles: Girl Power!
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