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Missy - Time tweezers

Feb 12th, 2023
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  1. Dear Doctor,
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  3. These are the things she’s asked for this week:
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  5. 1 x pair of time tweezers.
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  7. A book on what intelligent species there are on this idiotic planet apart from humans.
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  9. 1 x pack of chocolate garrottes.
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  11. Yours sincerely,
  12. Nardole
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  14. N. Book is OK. I don’t think chocolate garrottes are a real thing. And what on Earth are time tweezers? D
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  16. D. Apparently if you pluck your eyebrows, they regrow backwards in time so you never have to do it again, but your past self might get a hairy chin or something ohhhhhh.
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  18. ***
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  20. The Missy Chronicles: Girl Power!
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