My many titles

Sir Govan:
	Many of Name
	the Twice Dead
	scribe to The Million
	van Punmaster
	Conqueror of Russia
	the Zombie Barber
	the quoted
	abuser of furniture
	master of DOS
	missing in action
	de Aurum
	the direct stalker
	slayer of dragons and fearer of cabbages
	inspector of profiles
	of the Second Place Country
Sir Givvion
Sergis Ovum
Sergio the Meerkat
Sir Govan, the Monkey of Code
Sergio van Wat
Detective Inspector Sergio
Sir Mobile Govan
Sir Giovanni
Serg I/O van
Serglock Holmes
Sir Sergi The Third From The Magical World Of Ponies King Potato Of Potato Land
Sir Whovian