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- Trump Rocks Iowa-Iowa State Game
- Parties with Frat, Flips Burgers, Throws Footballs
- Former President Donald Trump throws a football to the crowd during a visit to the Alpha Gamma Rho, agricultural fraternity, at Iowa State University before an NCAA college football game between Iowa State and Iowa, Saturday, Sept. 9, 2023, in Ames, Iowa. (AP Photo/Charlie Neibergall)
- Former President Donald Trump was the center of attention in the Hawkeye State on Saturday, as the leading GOP candidate for president in 2024 partied with an Iowa State fraternity, flipped burgers, and even threw footballs into the crowd of those gathered to see him.
- Trump Rocks Iowa-Iowa State Game: Throws Footballs into Frat Crowd
- Trump Rocks Iowa-Iowa State Game: Throws Footballs into Frat Crowd
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- Biological Male Cyclists Take Gold Medals in Women's Championships
- Biological Male Cyclists Take Gold Medals in Women's Championships
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- Elon Musk: 'How Soon Can' NM Governor 'Be Removed' for Violating 2A
- Elon Musk: 'How Soon Can' NM Governor 'Be Removed' for Violating 2A
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- Mike Lee Calls for 'New Leadership' as McConnell Plans to Ram Ukraine Aid
- Mike Lee Calls for 'New Leadership' as McConnell Plans to Ram Ukraine Aid
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- Fulton County Judge ‘Skeptical’ of October Trial Date
- Fulton County Judge ‘Skeptical’ of October Trial Date
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- Supreme Court Justice Alito: Durbin's Call for Recusal ‘Unsound’
- Supreme Court Justice Alito: Durbin's Call for Recusal ‘Unsound’
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- NM Governor Faces Call for Impeachment After Banning Concealed Carry
- NM Governor Faces Call for Impeachment After Banning Concealed Carry
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- Noem Endorses Trump for President: 'The Fighter That Our Country Needs
- Noem Endorses Trump for President: 'The Fighter That Our Country Needs
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- WATCH - 'Overthrow This System': Communists Disrupt CA School Board Meeting
- WATCH - 'Overthrow This System': Communists Disrupt CA School Board Meeting
- Negroid Arrested in Des Moines for White Woman's Murder.
- He was hiding from the cops.
- Police Searching for Nig Who Broke into West Village Home and Beat Elderly Woman Before Robbing Her.
- Chicago: Niggabitch Charged in Beating of 85-Year-Old White Man.
- Teenaper Pleads Guilty to Threatening to Kill Fellow Students at Burlington High.
- Sodomizing Groid Arrested for Rape of Child in Columbus.
- Spook Charged in Rape of TSU Student.
- Brooklyn Bonobo Arrested for 2 Hour Rape Spree that Held 3 Women at Gunpoint.
- Cops Arrest Suspook Who Dropped Body of Woman into Field in Tolleson.
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- The Country formerly known as the United Kingdom, also known by its full name, The Country formerly known as the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland, and better known as the Divided Kingdom of Fail Crapton and Northern Terroristville, the Democratic Socialist Peoples Republic of Britistan and the United Kuntdom (UK), is a small turd floating in the seas off the coast of Europe. The natives are universally loathed for their rotten teeth and terrible smell, even by other Europeans. National pastimes include wearing women's clothing, eating terrible food, bitching about the French and venting suppressed military penis-envy towards the United States, Russia and China.
- National dress consists of bowler hats and smoking jackets which are worn even while bathing and swimming. Despite their history of epic military fails and lack of personal hygiene, they still believe that they are the greatest people on the fucking planet.
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- Blairmorite is a very rare porphyritic volcanic rock named after the community of Blairmore in southwestern Alberta, Canada. It is characterized by dominant phenocrysts of analcime in a matrix of analcime, sanidine and alkalic pyroxene, with accessory titanite, melanite and nepheline. It is a leucocratic variety of analcimite. Blairmorite is known from only two geological formations worldwide: the Crowsnest Formation in Alberta, where it is associated with agglomerates and tuffs from explosive eruptions, and the Lupata Gorge in Mozambique. This specimen of blairmorite, found in the Crowsnest Formation, is about 17 centimetres (6.7 in) in length.
- Photograph credit: Paul Glombick; edited by Bammesk
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- Alright, I'm gonna go put my hamster in the toaster oven. Then I'm gonna put a railroad spike through an otter's head while jizzing on some baby penguins.
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