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- News.
- Trump: Obamagate!
- ‘He Got Caught’
- trumpobama
- President Donald Trump on Sunday repeatedly challenged former President Barack Obama for investigating him and his winning campaign before leaving office.
- Pence spends weekend at home after exposure to infected aide
- Pence spends weekend at home after exposure to infected aide…
- AP
- 7,242
- US VP Pence not in quarantine: spokesman
- …White House: VP Not in Quarantine
- 11
- California Nail Salons Plan to Sue Gov. Gavin Newsom After He Said They Were Source of Coronavirus
- California Nail Salons Plan to Sue Newsom After He Said They Were Source of Virus
- 2,595
- Bloomberg-Founded Gun Control Group Pledges $8M to Turn Texas Blue
- Bloomberg-Founded Gun Control Group Pledges $8M to Turn Texas Blue
- AWR HAWKINS
- 388
- Justin Trudeau’s ‘Assault Weapons’ Ban Includes Numerous Bolt Action Rifles
- Trudeau’s ‘Assault Weapons’ Ban Includes Bolt Action Rifles
- 4,849
- Husband and Wife in Their 80s Fatally Shot in Veterans’ Cemetery
- Husband, Wife in Their 80s Shot Dead in Veterans’ Cemetery
- 6,061
- Germany’s Das Bild Says ‘Lockdown Was a Huge Mistake’
- German Paper: Lockdown ‘Huge Mistake’
- 550
- ‘Beginning of an Invasion’ – UK Boat Migrant Influx Hits New Record
- UK Boat Migrant Influx Record High
- 680
- EU President: ‘The Final Word on EU Law is Always Spoken in Luxembourg’ as Coronavirus Cracks Show
- EU President: ‘The Final Word on EU Law is Always Spoken in Luxembourg’ as Coronavirus Cracks Show
- KURT ZINDULKA
- 13
- Two Swedish Citizens Charged After Danish Tax Office Bombed
- Two Swedish Citizens Charged After Danish Tax Office Bombed
- BREITBART LONDON
- 4
- UK Govt Lockdown: Enjoy a Game of Tennis, But Don’t Have a Drink in the Clubhouse After
- UK Govt Lockdown: Enjoy a Game of Tennis, But Don’t Have a Drink in the Clubhouse After
- OLIVER JJ LANE
- 78
- Lebanon Faces Grave Threat to Stability as Poverty Mounts
- Lebanon Faces Grave Threat to Stability as Poverty Mounts
- ....Nigger.
- 68
- Reports: 19 Iran Navy Sailors Dead, 15 Injured After Missile Incident in Gulf
- Report: 19 Iran Navy Sailors Dead, 15 Injured After Missile Incident in Gulf
- SIMON KENT
- 930
- Over 65s in Turkey Allowed Outside for First Time Since March
- Over 65s in Turkey Allowed Outside for First Time Since March
- 12
- Rocker Mikel Jollett: Stephen Miller Getting Coronavirus Would Be a Sign That God Is ‘Coming for These F**kers’
- Rocker: Stephen Miller Getting Virus Would Be Sign That God ‘Coming for These F**kers’
- 3,030
- Evan Rachel Wood Leaves Twitter After Defending Rose McGowan over Tara Reade Accusations
- Rachel Wood Leaves Twitter After Defending Rose McGowan over Reade Accusations
- 1,328
- Actor Michael Rapaport Uses Mother’s Day to Attack Trump Family
- Alana Mastrangelo
- Actor Michael Rapaport Uses Mother’s Day to Attack Trump Family
- 13,843
- Pence on Flynn Returning to the Trump Administration: ‘I’d Be Happy to See’ Him Again
- Pence: I’d Welcome Flynn Back Into Administration…
- PAM KEY
- 283
- GRAPHIC: Cartel Gunmen Kill 8 Innocent Victims in Mexican Border State Store
- GRAPHIC: Cartel Gunmen Kill 8 Innocent Victims in Mexican Border State Store
- 384
- Three Healthcare Workers Murdered in Mexican Border State
- Three Healthcare Workers Murdered in Mexican Border State
- 117
- Stacey Abrams: ‘There Will Be No Democracy’ Without ‘Universal Mail-In Voting’
- 13,307
- CNN’s Stelter: Trump, Right-Wing Media Care About Flynn More Than Coronavirus Death Toll
- CNN Stelter: Conservatives Care More About Flynn Than Virus Deaths
- PAM KEY
- 2,858
- NBC’s Todd: Trump Moving Away from ‘Fighting the Coronavirus’ to ‘Cheerleading the Economy’
- Chuck Todd: POTUS Shifting to ‘Cheerleading’ Economy
- 604
- Scarborough: ‘We Could Face This Crisis Far Better if Donald Trump Did Leave Office’
- Scarborough: We Could Face Crisis Better if Trump Resigned
- 984
- Minneapolis Fed President Kashkari: ‘Worst Is Yet to Come on the Job Front’
- Kashkari: Worst Yet to Come on Job Front
- 962
- 73 Percent of US Adults: China Holds Blame for Coronavirus Deaths
- 3,115
- California to Mail Out 21 Million Ballots. What Could Go Wrong?
- California to Mail Out 21 Million Ballots. What Could Go Wrong?
- 6,802
- Husband and Wife in Their 80s Fatally Shot in Veterans' Cemetery
- Husband and Wife in Their 80s Fatally Shot in Veterans' Cemetery
- 6,061
- Schiff: 'Pathetic' the Degree Pence 'Will Mimic' Anything Trump Says
- Schiff: 'Pathetic' the Degree Pence 'Will Mimic' Anything Trump Says
- 704
- NBC News Tweets 'Regret' for Chuck Todd Selective Edit of AG Bill Barr
- NBC News Tweets 'Regret' for Chuck Todd Selective Edit of AG Bill Barr
- 5,603
- Germany: Cases of Coronavirus Spike After Lockdown Restrictions Eased
- Germany: Cases of Coronavirus Spike After Lockdown Restrictions Eased
- Sweden: Moslem Kicks Swede in Head After Forcing Him to Kiss His Shoes, Orders Him to Strip Naked
- Charles Martel
- At least they didn't pee on his face.
- UK: Paki Brothers Found Guilty of Kidnapping and Raping Several Women
- Charles Martel
- Black Woman Faces Homicide Charges for Killing Elderly White Woman with a Hammer
- Charles Martel
- Michigan Judge Orders Release of Black Who Shot White Woman in Head in 2018
- .............. Well, blacks. If keep acting like monkeys, maybe you'll turn into them... Oh right....... Weather.
- DAY DESCRIPTION HIGH / LOW PRECIP WIND HUMIDITY
- TODAY
- MAY 11
- Partly Cloudy
- 84°68°
- 10%
- SE 11 mph 52%
- TUE
- MAY 12
- Scattered Thunderstorms
- 85°69°
- 50%
- SSE 13 mph 72%
- WED
- MAY 13
- Isolated Thunderstorms
- 88°69°
- 30%
- SSE 14 mph 69%
- THU
- MAY 14
- Isolated Thunderstorms
- 90°70°
- 30%
- SSE 11 mph 71%
- FRI
- MAY 15
- Scattered Thunderstorms
- 87°70°
- 50%
- SSE 11 mph 75%
- SAT
- MAY 16
- Thunderstorms
- 80°69°
- 80%
- SSE 11 mph 86%
- SUN
- MAY 17
- Thunderstorms
- 84°68°
- 80%
- E 9 mph 81%
- MON
- MAY 18
- Isolated Thunderstorms
- 89°68°
- 30%
- ENE 8 mph 73%
- TUE
- MAY 19
- PM Thunderstorms
- 87°66°
- 40%
- SE 11 mph 70%
- WED
- MAY 20
- AM Thunderstorms
- 88°70°
- 40%
- SE 12 mph 68%
- THU
- MAY 21
- AM Thunderstorms
- 90°70°
- 40%
- SSE 13 mph 69%
- FRI
- MAY 22
- Partly Cloudy
- 90°69°
- 20%
- SSE 12 mph 66%
- SAT
- MAY 23
- Partly Cloudy
- 90°69°
- 20%
- SSE 11 mph 64%
- SUN
- MAY 24
- AM Thunderstorms
- 90°69°
- 40%
- SSE 11 mph 63%
- MON
- MAY 25
- AM Thunderstorms
- 90°69°
- 40%
- SSE 10 mph 64%
- ............
- Current threat: A rip in the time-space continuum. 🔢
- ............
- Cocaine
- Cocaine (AKA: Crack, Coke, Blow, Rock and Food of the Gods), is a stimulant that people take to heighten their worst traits and optimise the volume at which they talk, usually at the next fucking table in the bar I'm trying to have a quiet goddamn drink in. It gives the user energy, confidence, and the desire to go to the bathroom every ten minutes. It is usually powdered, and helpfully cut with even more toxic white powder in order to fuck your nose up, awesome. You can also mix it with a tiny amount of water and put it up your ass, though if you do this, remember to ram it home with a twelve-inch black dildo, you big queer.
- You can obtain cocaine off any guy who is being a smug loud asshole in a bar, anybody who works in any kind of bank, black people, and off my buddy Rick's housemate, he does tons of blow.
- (( GORILLA DOWN ))
- ..........................
- Green Wheat Field with Cypress is an oil-on-canvas painting by Dutch Post-Impressionist artist Vincent van Gogh. It is part of a series of paintings of wheat fields that he painted in 1889 while a voluntary patient in the Saint-Paul asylum in Saint-Rémy-de-Provence, France. Besides a fondness for cypress trees, Van Gogh had a special affinity with wheat fields, depicting them dozens of times over the years; to him, they symbolized the cycle of life and death, and he found in them both solace and inspiration. This painting is now in the collection of the National Gallery Prague.
- Painting credit: Vincent van Gogh
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- Bye, guys. I'm gonna go have a heart attack and then get brought back to life with a defibrillator.
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