Advertisement
Not a member of Pastebin yet?
Sign Up,
it unlocks many cool features!
- .............
- ...Testing...
- Test 1.......
- Test 2.......
- Test 3.......
- Test 4.......
- Test 5.......
- Test 6.......
- Test 7.......
- Test 8.......
- Test 9.......
- Test 10......
- Test 11......
- Test 12......
- Test 13......
- Test 14......
- Test complete.
- Alright, frags. It's that toym again.
- Inflation Bites: Christmas Day Staples Turkey, Pork, Up 20 Per Cent
- 10'000 Hours
- Turkey, pork, and other Christmas day staples have all seen price spikes of around 20 per cent or more amid Britain’s inflation crisis.
- Policy Expert Josh Withrow: Media Cartel Bill a Boon for Media Conglomerates Like News Corp.
- Policy Expert Josh Withrow: Media Cartel Bill a Boon for Media Conglomerates Like News Corp.
- 913
- …I Think Steve Scalise Will End Up Being Speaker
- 376
- Chuck Todd: We Are Seeing ‘Beginning of the End of Trump’
- Chuck Todd: We Are Seeing ‘Beginning of the End of Trump’…
- 587
- Jeffries to McConnell’s Election Denier Charge: ‘Unfortunate that Republicans Have Chosen to Focus on Me’
- Jeffries on Election Denier Charge: ‘Unfortunate that Republicans Have Chosen to Focus on Me’
- 587
- ‘Rogue Wave’ Kills American Tourist Aboard Antarctic Cruise Ship
- ‘Rogue Wave’ Kills American Tourist Aboard Antarctic Cruise Ship
- 492
- California Teen Saves Father’s Life When Trapped Beneath Truck: ‘My Son Is My Hero’
- ETHAN LETKEMAN
- 211
- TikTok Star Dies ‘Unexpectedly’ at 21 Years Old: ‘Truly an Incredible Person’
- TikTok Star Dies ‘Unexpectedly’ at 21 Years Old: ‘Truly an Incredible Person’
- 5,611
- Sheriff: Delivery Driver Confesses to Kidnapping, Murdering Seven-Year-Old Girl
- Sheriff: Delivery Driver Confesses to Kidnapping, Murdering Seven-Year-Old Girl
- AMY FURR
- 1,729
- VIDEO: Shepherd’s Dog Kills Eight Coyotes to Rescue Sheep
- VIDEO: Shepherd’s Dog Kills Eight Coyotes to Rescue Sheep
- AMY FURR
- 4,915
- Jewish UFC Fighter Rips Kanye’s Antisemitism: ‘Come See Me Bro’
- Jewish UFC Fighter Rips Kanye’s Antisemitism: ‘Come See Me Bro’
- 668
- Russians Have Lost over 60 Warplanes, Missions Cut Back – UK Intel
- Russians Have Lost over 60 Warplanes, Missions Cut Back – UK Intel
- 182
- Sam Bankman-Fried Dodges on Call to Testify at Maxine Waters' Request
- Sam Bankman-Fried Dodges on Call to Testify at Maxine Waters' Request
- 489
- Trump Suggests 'Termination' of Constitution over Twitter Scandal
- Trump Suggests 'Termination' of Constitution over Twitter Scandal
- 14,924
- TikTok Star Dies 'Unexpectedly' at 21: 'Truly an Incredible Person'
- TikTok Star Dies 'Unexpectedly' at 21: 'Truly an Incredible Person'
- 5,611
- Policy Expert: Media Cartel Bill a Boon for Media Conglomerates
- Policy Expert: Media Cartel Bill a Boon for Media Conglomerates
- 913
- James Woods Vows to Sue DNC 'Rats' over Twitter Censorship
- James Woods Vows to Sue DNC 'Rats' over Twitter Censorship
- 4,774
- California, a Free State Since 1850, May Pay $233k/pp in Reparations
- California, a Free State Since 1850, May Pay $233k/pp in Reparations
- 6,758
- Chuck Todd: We Are Seeing Beginning of the End of Trump
- Chuck Todd: We Are Seeing Beginning of the End of Trump
- 587
- Police: Man Hits Victim from Behind with Baseball Bat in New York City
- Police: Man Hits Victim from Behind with Baseball Bat in New York City
- Urban Banana Thrower Escapes Henry Detention Center After Killing Guard.
- His simian DNA got the best of him.
- Groid Hits Woman with Cane, Then Steals Her iPhone.
- Mississippi Nigforme on The Loose After Committing Mass Shooting.
- Negro Who Tried to Kidnap 8-Year-Old Girl Held without Bond.
- .......... Weather.
- Today
- 75°
- /65°
- Cloudy
- 6%
- SSW 14 mph
- Mon 05 | Day
- 75°
- 6%
- SSW 14 mph
- Areas of dense morning fog. Cloudy. High near 75F. Winds SSW at 10 to 20 mph.
- Humidity
- 88%
- UV Index
- 2 of 10
- Sunrise
- 7:11 am
- Sunset
- 5:30 pm
- Mon 05 | Night
- 65°
- 12%
- S 10 mph
- Considerable cloudiness. Low around 65F. Winds S at 10 to 15 mph.
- Humidity
- 95%
- UV Index
- 0 of 10
- Moonrise
- 3:52 pm
- Waxing Gibbous
- Moonset
- 4:48 am
- Tue 06
- 77°
- /67°
- Cloudy
- 15%
- SSW 13 mph
- Wed 07
- 80°
- /68°
- AM Clouds/PM Sun
- 24%
- S 13 mph
- Thu 08
- 79°
- /64°
- AM Showers
- 35%
- SSW 12 mph
- Fri 09
- 73°
- /63°
- Partly Cloudy
- 18%
- NE 9 mph
- Sat 10
- 75°
- /62°
- AM Showers
- 37%
- SE 8 mph
- Sun 11
- 72°
- /56°
- Partly Cloudy
- 24%
- SW 10 mph
- Mon 12
- 67°
- /47°
- Isolated Thunderstorms
- 33%
- NNW 10 mph
- Tue 13
- 58°
- /40°
- Mostly Sunny
- 4%
- N 14 mph
- Wed 14
- 56°
- /43°
- Mostly Sunny
- 2%
- N 10 mph
- Thu 15
- 61°
- /42°
- Mostly Sunny
- 4%
- N 9 mph
- Fri 16
- 58°
- /42°
- Partly Cloudy
- 8%
- N 11 mph
- Sat 17
- 55°
- /39°
- Partly Cloudy
- 14%
- N 11 mph
- Sun 18
- 55°
- /41°
- Partly Cloudy
- 19%
- NNE 8 mph
- Mon 19
- 55°
- /42°
- Partly Cloudy
- 14%
- N 11 mph
- ..........
- Current threat: Reindeer. 🦌
- ..........
- Game Theory
- Game Theory is yet another video game-related YouTube show that makes retrofags scream "CHILDHOOD RUINED!!!" in the comments section. Essentially, it's a show that speculates upon an alternate reality in which games are important, while "decisively proving" shit that doesn't matter, such as "Mario has Antisocial Personality Disorder!", or "Creepers are plants!" To compensate for the bad content, he slides/zooms pictures around on the screen to give off an illusion that the video editing is "nifty". Or, he wields large and ponderous words to make him seem intelligent, which begs the conclusion that his theories must be right! This show somehow managed to achieve 2,000,000+ subscribers, but we all know how easy it is to set up bots and ping Google search results.
- The man himself, Matthew Patrick (on YouTube as YouTube Favicon.png MatthewPatrick13, the 13 referencing his age of maturity) is the fuckface who decided to make this show a reality. He's a Walter White Jr. lookalike, which explains his retarded persona. His obnoxious voice has extremely forced pitch changes, such that they literally drive the viewers away from any point that he was so feebly trying to make. There's also the fact that he ironically uses puns like a 12-year old boy.
- There's also another shitty game show on the same channel called "Game Exchange", but nobody gives a shit. Because of the success of this, he's added 2 brand new shows titled "Culture Shock" and "Crossover," both of which are filled to the brim with buttfuck stupidity.
- (( OH YEAH? FUCK YOUR THEORY ))
- .............................................
- William Utermohlen (December 5, 1933 – March 21, 2007) was an American figurative artist who became known posthumously for his self-portraits created after his diagnosis of Alzheimer's disease. He had developed progressive memory loss beginning about four years before his diagnosis in 1995. During that time, he began a series of self-portraits influenced in part by the figurative painter Francis Bacon and cinematographers from the movement of German Expressionism. Utermohlen created this self-portrait with mixed media on paper in 1967.
- Illustration credit: William Utermohlen
- ............
- Bye, guys. I'm gonna go play basketball with some blacks. I love black people! I love black people! Black people are awesome!
Advertisement
Add Comment
Please, Sign In to add comment
Advertisement