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- When nobody else will, sometimes it just takes an alcoholic ephebophile to do the job... Here we go.
- Joe Ready to Go… Again!
- Biden Nearing 2024 Campaign Announcement
- Only One-Third of Likely Voters Want Him to Run for 2nd Term
- joe biden
- President Joe Biden is reportedly getting close to announcing his intentions to run for reelection following his family vacation, and after months of speculation, according to the Hill.
- McCarthy Clinches Speakership on Historic 15th Ballot
- McCarthy Clinches Speakership on Historic 15th Ballot
- 10,384
- Fauci: 'We Don't Even Use the Word Gain-of-Function'
- Fauci: 'We Don't Even Use the Word Gain-of-Function'
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- Las Vegas Student Collapses, Dies After Playing Flag Football
- Las Vegas Student Collapses, Dies After Playing Flag Football
- 6,621
- McCarthy Closes In on Speakership as Deal More than Halves Opposition
- McCarthy Closes In on Speakership as Deal More than Halves Opposition
- 4,832
- Report: Biden Nearing 2024 Campaign Announcement After Family Vacation
- Report: Biden Nearing 2024 Campaign Announcement After Family Vacation
- 3,415
- Biden Congratulates McCarthy on Speakership, Wants to Work Together
- Biden Congratulates McCarthy on Speakership, Wants to Work Together
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- Fifth Circuit Court: A Bump Stock Is Not a 'Machine Gun'
- Fifth Circuit Court: A Bump Stock Is Not a 'Machine Gun'
- 516
- Mayorkas: We've Worked on Plan to Lessen Border Flow Since Sept. '21
- Mayorkas: We've Worked on Plan to Lessen Border Flow Since Sept. '21
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- McCarthy Holdouts Progress Towards Deal: ‘We're in a Good Position’
- McCarthy Holdouts Progress Towards Deal: ‘We're in a Good Position’
- 4,195
- WEF Prepares Robust Globalist Agenda for Davos 2023
- WEF Prepares Robust Globalist Agenda for Davos 2023
- Groid Indicted in East Texas After Gunning Down White Man.
- He even admitted to doing this.
- Bootlipped Jigaboo Rams His Car into Oncoming Vehicle, Killing His Mudshark Wife and Injuring 3 Others.
- Monkey Man Throws Himself at Des Moines Teenager, Teenager Fights Him off.
- East Toledo: Booga Boo Rapes Woman.
- Woman in Stiches After Velcro Head Stabs Her After Asking Her for Directions.
- Negro Attacks Elderly Man Who Was Sitting in Central Park Because He, "Looked at him the wrong way".
- Police Searching for Pickaninny Who Stole Drugs from Philly Pharmacy.
- Negro Chad Arrington Indicted After Using Company's Funds to Buy Goods for Himself.
- ............ Well. The last one was more original, but other than that, it's just more of the same crap.... Weather.
- Sun 08 | Day
- 67°
- 1%
- NNE 13 mph
- Partly cloudy skies. High 67F. Winds NNE at 10 to 15 mph.
- Humidity
- 48%
- UV Index
- 4 of 10
- Sunrise
- 7:27 am
- Sunset
- 5:47 pm
- Sun 08 | Night
- 45°
- 5%
- NNE 5 mph
- Mostly cloudy skies. Low near 45F. Winds light and variable.
- Humidity
- 75%
- UV Index
- 0 of 10
- Moonrise
- 7:24 pm
- Waning Gibbous
- Moonset
- 8:55 am
- Mon 09
- 68°
- /54°
- AM Clouds/PM Sun
- 8%
- SE 7 mph
- Tue 10
- 76°
- /56°
- Partly Cloudy
- 9%
- SSW 13 mph
- Wed 11
- 80°
- /54°
- AM Clouds/PM Sun
- 18%
- SSW 16 mph
- Thu 12
- 68°
- /42°
- Mostly Sunny
- 0%
- NNW 17 mph
- Fri 13
- 66°
- /38°
- Sunny
- 0%
- N 9 mph
- Sat 14
- 69°
- /48°
- Sunny
- 2%
- SSE 10 mph
- Sun 15
- 77°
- /60°
- Partly Cloudy
- 6%
- S 17 mph
- Mon 16
- 78°
- /56°
- AM Clouds/PM Sun
- 24%
- SW 13 mph
- Tue 17
- 77°
- /53°
- Partly Cloudy
- 8%
- W 9 mph
- Wed 18
- 77°
- /53°
- Partly Cloudy
- 8%
- SW 10 mph
- Thu 19
- 76°
- /52°
- Partly Cloudy
- 9%
- SSW 9 mph
- Fri 20
- 75°
- /51°
- Partly Cloudy
- 13%
- S 10 mph
- Sat 21
- 72°
- /48°
- Partly Cloudy
- 6%
- WSW 11 mph
- Sun 22
- 69°
- /47°
- Partly Cloudy
- 6%
- NW 11 mph
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- Current threat: Old Man Winter. 💨
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- Addison Mikkelson
- You're 17 years old, bored and struggling with teen angst, and you have the unfortunate name of Addison. So what do you do? Find a hobby that will make you famous, of course.
- Addison Marshall Mikkelson did just that, and that hobby is filming every cop he could intentionally come in contact with and passive aggressively attempt to flip the script and preach their own law to them.
- If he felt they acted out of line during the encounter, he promptly uploaded the video to YouTube and cried to everyone that he was violated by the Gestapo police force of his militant town.
- In an epic and lulzy plot twist, he was soon busted with a variety of drugs, exposing the real reason behind his "civil service."
- (( PROBLEM, OFFICER? ))
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- [14:54] <+n3s> but happy new years
- [14:54] <+morthrane> tacos: class of aircraft
- [14:54] <+plutonium> tacos: It's like a hang glider but bigger
- [14:54] <+tacos> nes
- [14:54] <+morthrane> probably the easiest to get into
- [14:54] <mantas322> spoon im natty talented like that bro
- [14:54] <+tacos> -_-
- [14:54] <+plutonium> And with an engine
- [14:54] <+morthrane> but... also probably the easiest to kill yourself
- [14:54] <+tacos> you know who I am nessy
- [14:55] <+n3s> i really dont
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- The Elephant's Trunk Nebula is a concentration of interstellar gas and dust within the much larger ionized gas region IC 1396 located in the constellation Cepheus about 2,400 light years away from Earth. The combined action of the light from the massive star ionizing and compressing the rim of the cloud, and the wind from the young stars shifting gas from the center outward lead to very high compression in the Elephant's Trunk Nebula. This pressure has triggered the current generation of protostars.
- Photograph credit: Chuck Ayoub
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- Bye, guys. I'm gonna go rape your mom, and then skin your dog and hang his body outside your house.
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