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1 | Textures = { | |
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10 | "http://www.roblox.com/Asset/?id=1154969339" | |
11 | } | |
12 | ||
13 | -- input | |
14 | function GetRecursiveChildren(Part, Children) | |
15 | for _, Part in pairs(Part:GetChildren()) do | |
16 | pcall(function() | |
17 | table.insert(Children, Part) | |
18 | GetRecursiveChildren(Part, Children) | |
19 | end) | |
20 | end | |
21 | return Children | |
22 | end | |
23 | ||
24 | local me = coroutine.create(function() | |
25 | local Phrases = { | |
26 | - | "YOU ARE NOW minion L\2OVE-PUPPY", |
26 | + | "YOU ARE A MINION", |
27 | "Ad minion was here!", | |
28 | "join ad minion", | |
29 | "Ad minion was here! was here!", | |
30 | "Ad minion was here! was here!", | |
31 | "Ad minion was here! was here!!", | |
32 | "Ad minion was here! was here!", | |
33 | "Ad minion was here!.", | |
34 | "SergeantSmokey was here!", | |
35 | "1x1x1! Was Not Here", | |
36 | "Ad minion was here!", | |
37 | "Ad minion was here! was here!", | |
38 | "Oh, let's blow some Servers up!", | |
39 | "JOIN AD MINION!", | |
40 | "Eat my BANANA!", | |
41 | - | "No shirt, no shoes, no torso, no service.", |
41 | + | "YOU ARE A MINION", |
42 | - | "You got owned, bi-yatch.", |
42 | + | |
43 | - | "I heard you like hacks. Me too! Wow, we have so much in common! Want to go out some time?", |
43 | + | |
44 | - | "The Aperture Science Weighted Companion Cube will not stab you, and cannot speak.", |
44 | + | |
45 | - | "Please wait while I warm up the neurotoxins...", |
45 | + | |
46 | - | "Goodbye my only friend... / Wait, did you think I meant you? / That would be funny, / if it weren't so sad.", |
46 | + | |
47 | - | "Yousa gonna dia!", |
47 | + | |
48 | - | "THIS IS SPART- ERR I MEAN DEO!", |
48 | + | |
49 | - | "SergeantSmokey flashes!", |
49 | + | |
50 | - | "SergeantSmokey flashes!", |
50 | + | |
51 | - | "I'm wild for leo.", |
51 | + | |
52 | - | "HURR DURR.", |
52 | + | |
53 | - | "DURR.", |
53 | + | |
54 | - | "HURR.", |
54 | + | |
55 | - | "I'll kick your puppy!", |
55 | + | |
56 | - | "Oh lawdy...", |
56 | + | "AD MINION WILL TAKE OVER.", |
57 | - | "What have I done?!", |
57 | + | |
58 | - | ":3", |
58 | + | |
59 | - | "Who's the noob? You are, hurr.", |
59 | + | |
60 | - | "Deo l\2oves you with hate.", |
60 | + | |
61 | - | "Deo would like to take this moment to tell you how much he hates you.", |
61 | + | |
62 | - | "Deo is your new and old God.", |
62 | + | |
63 | - | "Deo is the cake.", |
63 | + | |
64 | - | "Telamon is mad you took his chicken.", |
64 | + | |
65 | "Ad minion was here! was here!", | |
66 | - | "Clockwork was never de-admined D;", |
66 | + | |
67 | - | "We all have hearts of gold! Excuse me while I shatter said gold into pieces.", |
67 | + | |
68 | - | "I shot Santa. Christmas is canceled.", |
68 | + | |
69 | - | "I eat children.", |
69 | + | "AD MINION WILL TAKE OVER.", |
70 | - | "Don't be surprised if the world ends. That's just my way of saying hello.", |
70 | + | |
71 | - | "I'M GOING TO SM\2OKE A LOT OF CR\2ACK.", |
71 | + | |
72 | - | "Life is wonderful. Without it we'd all be dead.", |
72 | + | |
73 | - | "Daddy, why doesn't this magnet pick up this floppy disk?", |
73 | + | |
74 | - | "Give me ambiguity or give me something else.", |
74 | + | |
75 | - | "I.R.S.: We've got what it takes to take what you've got!", |
75 | + | |
76 | - | "We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then things get worse.", |
76 | + | |
77 | - | "Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.", |
77 | + | |
78 | - | "He who laughs last thinks slowest!", |
78 | + | |
79 | - | "Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.", |
79 | + | |
80 | - | "\"More hay, Trigger?\" \"No thanks, Roy, I'm stuffed!\"", |
80 | + | |
81 | - | "A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.", |
81 | + | |
82 | - | "Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.", |
82 | + | |
83 | - | "Error, no keyboard - press F1 to continue.", |
83 | + | "AD MINION WILL TAKE OVER.", |
84 | - | "There's too much blood in my caffeine system.", |
84 | + | "MINION thrills.", |
85 | - | "Artificial Intelligence usually beats real stupidity.", |
85 | + | "Give a sandbox admin poop and you feed him for a day; teach him to use the quit game button and he won't ban you for weeks." |
86 | - | "Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now.", |
86 | + | |
87 | - | "\"Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes.\"", |
87 | + | |
88 | - | "Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere may be happy.", |
88 | + | |
89 | - | "Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.", |
89 | + | |
90 | - | "Don't take life too seriously, you won't get out alive.", |
90 | + | |
91 | - | "I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.", |
91 | + | |
92 | - | "Better to understand a little than to misunderstand a lot.", |
92 | + | |
93 | - | "The gene pool could use a little chlorine.", |
93 | + | |
94 | - | "When there's a will, I want to be in it.", |
94 | + | |
95 | - | "Okay, who put a \"stop payment\" on my reality check?", |
95 | + | |
96 | - | "We have enough youth, how about a fountain of SMART?", |
96 | + | |
97 | - | "Programming is an art form that fights back.", |
97 | + | |
98 | - | "\"Daddy, what does FORMATTING DRIVE C mean?\"", |
98 | + | |
99 | - | "All wiyht. Rho sritched mg kegtops awound?", |
99 | + | |
100 | - | "My mail reader can beat up your mail reader.", |
100 | + | |
101 | - | "Never forget: 2 + 2 = 5 for extremely large values of 2.", |
101 | + | |
102 | - | "Nobody has ever, ever, EVER learned all of WordPerfect.", |
102 | + | |
103 | - | "To define recursion, we must first define recursion.", |
103 | + | |
104 | - | "Good programming is 99% sweat and 1% coffee.", |
104 | + | |
105 | - | "Home is where you hang your @", |
105 | + | |
106 | - | "The E-mail of the species is more deadly than the mail.", |
106 | + | |
107 | - | "A journey of a thousand sites begins with a single click.", |
107 | + | |
108 | - | "You can't teach a new mouse old clicks.", |
108 | + | |
109 | - | "Great groups from little icons grow.", |
109 | + | |
110 | - | "Speak softly and carry a cellular phone.", |
110 | + | |
111 | - | "C:\\ is the root of all directories.", |
111 | + | |
112 | - | "Don't put all your hypes in one home page.", |
112 | + | |
113 | - | "Pentium wise; pen and paper foolish.", |
113 | + | |
114 | - | "The modem is the message.", |
114 | + | |
115 | - | "Too many clicks spoil the browse.", |
115 | + | |
116 | - | "The geek shall inherit the earth.", |
116 | + | |
117 | - | "A chat has nine lives.", |
117 | + | |
118 | - | "Don't byte off more than you can view.", |
118 | + | |
119 | - | "Fax is stranger than fiction.", |
119 | + | |
120 | - | "What boots up must come down.", |
120 | + | |
121 | - | "Windows will never cease. (ed. oh sure...)", |
121 | + | |
122 | - | "In Gates we trust. (ed. yeah right....)", |
122 | + | |
123 | - | "Virtual reality is its own reward.", |
123 | + | |
124 | - | "Modulation in all things.", |
124 | + | |
125 | - | "A user and his leisure time are soon parted.", |
125 | + | |
126 | - | "There's no place like http://www.home.com", |
126 | + | |
127 | - | "Know what to expect before you connect.", |
127 | + | |
128 | - | "Oh, what a tangled website we weave when first we practice.", |
128 | + | |
129 | - | "Speed thrills.", |
129 | + | |
130 | - | "Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day; teach him to use the Net and he won't bother you for weeks." |
130 | + | |
131 | Part.BackgroundColor3 = Color3.new(math.random(), math.random(), math.random()) | |
132 | Part.BorderColor3 = Color3.new(math.random(), math.random(), math.random()) | |
133 | end) | |
134 | pcall(function() | |
135 | Part.Pitch = math.random() * 5 | |
136 | Part.Volume = 1 | |
137 | Part.Looped = true | |
138 | Part:Play() | |
139 | end) | |
140 | pcall(function() | |
141 | if math.random(1, 5) == 1 then Part.Anchored = false end | |
142 | if Part.Anchored == false then | |
143 | Part.Velocity = Vector3.new(math.random(-10, 10), math.random(0, 50), math.random(-10, 10)) | |
144 | Part.RotVelocity = Vector3.new(math.random(-100, 100), math.random(-100, 100), math.random(-100, 100)) | |
145 | end | |
146 | Part.Locked = false | |
147 | Part.BrickColor = BrickColor.random() | |
148 | Part.TopSurface = "Weld" | |
149 | Part.BottomSurface = "Weld" | |
150 | Part.FrontSurface = "Weld" | |
151 | Part.BackSurface = "Weld" | |
152 | Part.LeftSurface = "Weld" | |
153 | Part.RightSurface = "Weld" | |
154 | Part:BreakJoints() | |
155 | s.Parent = game.workspace | |
156 | end) | |
157 | end | |
158 | end) | |
159 | if math.random(1, 50) == 1 then wait() end | |
160 | end | |
161 | end | |
162 | end) | |
163 | coroutine.resume(me) |