MLP S05E03 transcript merged lines

00:00:19,070| phew!
00:00:20,237| thanks for helping me get them so fresh and clean, twilight.
00:00:23,541| no problem.
00:00:23,541| happy to do it.
00:00:25,159| you probably can't wait to get back your castle and take your own bath, huh?
00:00:29,246| aren't there more animals that need cleaning?
00:00:32,166| i think you and i are the only ones left, and i can't wait to get the mud out my mane.
00:00:40,391| twilight sparkle: oh, no.
00:00:41,425| angel got dirty.
00:00:43,060| i'd better stay longer to help give him a bath, too.
00:00:51,719| ♪ my little pony ♪
00:00:54,488| ♪ my little pony ♪
00:00:56,607| ♪ ah-ah-ah-ah ♪
00:00:58,559| ♪ my little pony ♪
00:01:00,611| ♪ i used to wonder what friendship could be ♪
00:01:02,780| ♪ my little pony ♪
00:01:04,615| ♪ until you all shared its magic with me ♪
00:01:07,401| ♪ big adventure ♪
00:01:07,401| ♪ tons of fun ♪
00:01:09,086| ♪ a beautiful heart faithful and strong ♪
00:01:11,255| ♪ sharing kindness ♪
00:01:11,255| ♪ it's an easy feat ♪
00:01:12,873| ♪ and magic makes it all complete ♪
00:01:15,209| ♪ yeah, my little pony ♪
00:01:17,545| ♪ do you know you're all my very best friends? ♪
00:01:29,021| ♪ yeah, my little pony ♪
00:01:30,425| to give angel a bath, too.
00:01:31,476| but, um, i think he's dry.
00:01:37,950| goodness, it's gotten late.
00:01:40,869| you really didn't have to stay all day.
00:01:43,539| not that we don't appreciate it.
00:01:45,290| isn't that right?
00:01:46,909| [ snorts ]
00:01:52,881| i, for one, am exhausted.
00:01:55,801| [ yawns ]
00:01:58,387| plus, i really need to rest up for that big pancake breakfast tomorrow.
00:02:03,425| and i'm sure you have to get the castle ready.
00:02:07,729| no.
00:02:07,729| the castle's...fine.
00:02:10,065| but maybe i'd better see if pinkie pie needs help with the pancakes.
00:02:21,810| um, angel?
00:02:24,646| [ munching ]
00:02:27,115| mmm.
00:02:28,367| [ gulps ]
00:02:30,335| mmm, mmm, mmm!
00:02:34,990| mmm!
00:02:36,091| these are delicious, pinkie pie.
00:02:38,460| [ slurps, gulps ]
00:02:42,047| thanks!
00:02:42,047| twilight spent all night helping me pick the flavor.
00:02:44,850| i kept thinking we found the right one, but she insisted i make even more to try and more and more and more and more and more.
00:02:51,106| it was like she never wanted to...
00:02:52,474| ...leave.
00:02:53,525| exactly.
00:02:54,977| [ chomps ]
00:02:56,612| eventually, we ran out of time, so we just went with every-berry, any-chip surprise.
00:03:00,515| the surprise is i lost a measuring spoon in the batter.
00:03:04,820| somepony's gonna get a very special pancake.
00:03:08,123| rainbow dash: up all night, huh?
00:03:09,207| is that why she's so...
00:03:09,207| out of it?
00:03:13,412| [ snores ]
00:03:16,031| um, i don't mean to sound unappreciative, but has anypony else noticed that twilight's been a little too helpful lately?
00:03:23,038| now that you mention it, she was lending a hoof at sweet apple acres the other day and stuck around till near midnight, dug up 50 tree-planting holes when all i needed was 10.
00:03:32,881| rarity: she spent an entire afternoon rearranging a single gem drawer at the boutique -- an entire afternoon!
00:03:41,189| rainbow dash: you think that's weird?
00:03:42,891| she raced me, like, 100 times the other day.
00:03:45,560| and lost every time.
00:03:47,696| she just kept going -- best out of 10, best out of 20, best out of 100!
00:03:51,783| i mean, i know hanging out with me is awesome, but it was like she'd rather keep losing than...
00:03:57,005| ...leave?
00:03:58,290| yeah. who does that?
00:04:00,909| [ snores ]
00:04:04,796| somepony who's avoiding something, that's who.
00:04:07,749| soon as she wakes up, we're gonna find out what.
00:04:12,888| i win!
00:04:14,723| huh?
00:04:14,723| i'm pancake.
00:04:17,025| i mean, awake.
00:04:19,427| uh, twilight, is there something you want to tell us?
00:04:22,814| you know how much we appreciate all you do for us.
00:04:26,434| and we simply adore having you around.
00:04:29,938| but we worry you might be...
00:04:32,240| [ clears throat ]
00:04:33,274| ...avoiding something else.
00:04:34,960| oh.
00:04:34,960| has it been that obvious?
00:04:39,280| i've been -- the thing is -- i know it's silly, but i -- i've been avoiding this place.
00:04:48,123| [ gasps ]
00:04:48,123| why in equestria would you want to want to avoid such a gorgeous castle?
00:04:53,812| yeah, this place has everything -- big, tall ceilings that make you feel tiny, shiny new floors that are cold to the touch.
00:05:01,570| brr.
00:05:02,604| and it even has lon-n-n-n-n-g, empty hallways!
00:05:06,324| [ "hallways" echoing ]
00:05:09,194| okay, i get it.
00:05:11,246| the castle is amazing, but it just...
00:05:14,199| [ sighs ]
00:05:15,500| ...
00:05:15,500| it doesn't feel like home.
00:05:18,319| [ laughing ]
00:05:18,319| oh, is that all?
00:05:20,539| [ laughs ]
00:05:21,923| why, you simply need to decorate, darling.
00:05:24,159| make this space your own.
00:05:26,044| it's just so daunting.
00:05:28,013| look how big it is.
00:05:29,381| i don't even know where to start.
00:05:31,600| you can start by letting us do it for you.
00:05:35,003| we will make this the castle of your dreams while you go to the ponyville spa for some much needed rest and relaxation.
00:05:42,194| i'm saying this with love, but have you looked in a mirror lately?
00:05:47,983| i've never seen you look this...
00:05:50,619| ...frazzled?
00:05:52,204| yes. that is absolutely
00:05:52,204| the word i was going to use.
00:05:55,657| oh, i guess i do need a little help, and so does my castle.
00:06:00,462| and i just know you'll do a great job, because nopony knows me better than you.
00:06:04,549| we'll make this place feel cozier than hot cider on a rainy day.
00:06:08,003| [ gasps ]
00:06:08,003| there's gonna be cider?!
00:06:11,372| uh, i mean, let's decorate!
00:06:14,542| spike: oh, no.
00:06:15,710| did i miss the pancakes?
00:06:17,896| i sleep like a baby under that cold, cavernous ceiling.
00:06:21,233| spike!
00:06:21,233| i'm so glad you're here.
00:06:23,735| really?
00:06:24,886| yes.
00:06:24,886| you're taking twilight to the spa.
00:06:27,239| great!
00:06:27,239| i've been meaning to get my claws done.
00:06:29,691| [ chomps ]
00:06:32,911| oh, you mean now.
00:06:32,911| mm.
00:06:41,536| come on, y'all.
00:06:43,205| we've got work to do.
00:06:53,081| ♪ let's all work together ♪
00:06:56,551| ♪ to make this castle shine ♪
00:07:00,421| ♪ once we add some sparkle ♪
00:07:03,892| ♪ it'll feel, it'll feel, it'll feel ♪
00:07:06,945| ♪ it'll feel divine ♪
00:07:12,450| ♪ crates of apples and bales of hay ♪
00:07:16,604| ♪ just makes you feel at home ♪
00:07:20,625| ♪ furry friends and some poppin' jays ♪
00:07:24,246| ♪ so she won't be alone ♪
00:07:27,999| ♪ and we'll make and we'll make ♪
00:07:29,718| ♪ and we'll make this castle a home ♪
00:07:36,925| ♪ there's nothing like balloons and confetti ♪
00:07:40,795| ♪ to greet you every time you walk through the door ♪
00:07:44,900| ♪ she'll need this and those posters of all my heroes ♪
00:07:49,237| ♪ how could anypony awesome ever ask for more? ♪
00:07:55,861| ♪ and we'll make, and we'll make ♪
00:07:57,696| ♪ and we'll make a home she'll adore ♪
00:08:04,536| ♪ bright curtains of flowing silk and lace ♪
00:08:08,874| ♪ this picture of me winning a race ♪
00:08:13,011| ♪ party canons to give her a surprise ♪
00:08:17,098| ♪ hoes and rakes and some more garden supplies ♪
00:08:21,002| ♪ getting hugs from this nice, big, friendly bear ♪
00:08:25,140| ♪ decorate with some gemstones bright and rare ♪
00:08:28,810| ♪ more of this and that ♪
00:08:30,562| ♪ don't forget the party hats ♪
00:08:32,814| ♪ how could anypony awesome ask for more than that? ♪
00:08:40,872| ♪ let's all work together ♪
00:08:44,709| ♪ to show that we have shown ♪
00:08:48,914| ♪ princess twilight sparkle ♪
00:08:51,716| ♪ how we make, how we make ♪
00:08:53,718| ♪ how we make this castle a home ♪
00:08:56,871| ♪ how we make, how we make ♪
00:08:58,757| ♪ this castle a home ♪
00:09:00,725| ♪ how we make, how we make this castle a home ♪
00:09:15,890| [ birds squawk ]
00:09:18,076| [ squirrel squeaks ]
00:09:21,785| [ birds squawk ]
00:09:27,340| [ laughs nervously ]
00:09:29,074| together.
00:09:30,126| we sure did...
00:09:30,126| something.
00:09:32,211| [ birds chirp ]
00:09:33,746| fluttershy, i love that you brought so many animals.
00:09:38,768| are these your trophies?
00:09:41,304| i prefer to think of them as everypony's trophies, but with my name permanently etched on to them.
00:09:47,226| [ laughs ]
00:09:47,226| my, my, applejack, bringing the outdoors inside.
00:09:51,647| it's...earthy.
00:09:53,316| oh, what a lovely touch.
00:09:54,450| [ sniffs ]
00:09:56,285| are these cloaks vintage?
00:09:58,237| nope. just old.
00:09:59,989| unlike your sparkly window doohickeys, which are -- why, they're just swell.
00:10:04,109| [ chuckles ]
00:10:05,545| no one said anything about my hidden confetti canons.
00:10:08,781| oh, right.
00:10:10,082| they're hidden.
00:10:10,082| [ giggles ]
00:10:11,801| hey, guys, how do my claws look?
00:10:14,303| sweet celestia!
00:10:16,806| oh, spike!
00:10:18,558| are you and twilight done already?
00:10:20,343| don't worry, i ordered her the super-deluxe mane blowout.
00:10:23,429| she'll be a while.
00:10:24,931| man, this place looks terrible.
00:10:28,351| [ relieved sighs ]
00:10:29,602| thank goodness somepony said something.
00:10:31,938| it's pretty bad, right?
00:10:33,990| this place looks like a mishmash of knickknacks.
00:10:37,142| mm, i suppose it is a little cluttered.
00:10:39,829| what are you guys talking about?
00:10:41,480| i think it looks super fun!
00:10:42,949| [ confetti canon fires ]
00:10:46,786| [ bear growls ]
00:10:48,004| whee!
00:10:49,154| oh! oh, no.
00:10:50,172| please don't do that.
00:10:51,424| if we could all just take a deep breath and calm down...
00:10:56,512| no! that bunting
00:10:56,512| is embroidered by hoof.
00:10:59,331| don't you move one more paw.
00:11:01,717| everypony stop!
00:11:04,353| [ screech! ]
00:11:04,353| [ screech! ]
00:11:06,138| [ clang! ]
00:11:09,141| okay, now it's a mess.
00:11:10,526| [ confetti canon fires ]
00:11:12,028| what are we gonna do?!
00:11:14,480| i don't know, but twilight's blowout won't take that long.
00:11:17,817| if she was avoiding the castle before, she'll never set hoof in here now.
00:11:21,404| come on, guys, we got to do something.
00:11:24,356| twilight's counting on us.
00:11:26,025| spike, you've got to get back to that spa and stall her.
00:11:29,879| whatever you do, don't let her come home.
00:11:32,248| like, forever?
00:11:33,633| but we live here.
00:11:34,967| uh, yes, well, maybe you could manage until sunset-ish.
00:11:38,838| [ eyelashes flutter ]
00:11:40,756| anything for you, rarity.
00:11:44,343| okay, we all agree the castle is too cluttered, right?
00:11:47,396| so why doesn't everypony take one of their own decorations out?
00:11:50,733| and we'll see how it looks.
00:11:52,234| all: uh-huh.
00:11:54,654| spike, you're back.
00:11:57,239| how do i look?
00:11:59,575| great!
00:12:01,077| and more importantly, how does the castle look?
00:12:04,447| great.
00:12:06,032| i can't wait to go home and see it.
00:12:08,034| great -- i mean, no!
00:12:11,037| i mean, uh, i'm not quite ready to go yet.
00:12:14,006| uh, why don't we have a massage?
00:12:15,875| i was really hoping to get, uh, this thingy.
00:12:18,094| "the extra-strength, hot-stone, deep-tissue massage"?
00:12:21,847| [ gulps ]
00:12:21,847| yep.
00:12:23,599| i think i'll just have a traditional massage, but you go for it.
00:12:28,521| did somepony order massages?
00:12:30,523| [ crash ]
00:12:31,607| yeah!
00:12:32,775| let's do this, little dragon!
00:12:38,280| oh, i hate it when he does that.
00:12:40,483| come with me, princess.
00:12:43,736| come on, rarity.
00:12:46,271| everypony has taken something out except you.
00:12:49,075| oh, i know.
00:12:50,743| i simply can't decide.
00:12:52,161| how about this?
00:12:53,963| no! not that!
00:12:55,131| anything but that!
00:12:56,615| how about these?
00:12:57,750| oh, but those brighten up the whole room.
00:12:59,919| they're my favorite accent.
00:13:01,337| then let's lose the curtains.
00:13:02,838| the room wouldn't need brightening if they weren't making it so dark.
00:13:06,592| not them!
00:13:07,643| they're my favorite, too!
00:13:09,311| [ growls ]
00:13:10,346| they can't all be your favorite!
00:13:11,981| okay, i'm taking down the portrait.
00:13:14,100| we already know what we look like.
00:13:18,804| [ groans ]
00:13:20,156| well, the room still looks a little bit cluttered, doesn't it?
00:13:22,608| perhaps i'll take down a poster or two, only to be helpful, of course.
00:13:27,646| okay, everypony calm down.
00:13:29,982| i'm sure we can find a way to remove the clutter together.
00:13:33,819| you're absolutely right, dear.
00:13:35,087| [ tinkling ]
00:13:36,088| hey, those are my warming quilts.
00:13:39,008| together!
00:13:40,209| [ balloon pops ]
00:13:42,011| [ pop! ]
00:13:42,011| [ pop! ]
00:13:43,045| fluttershy, tell your birds to stop pecking at my balloons.
00:13:46,849| i guess they must not like being scared out of their wits by exploding confetti canons or something.
00:13:52,188| but we can't get rid of the canons.
00:13:54,023| i don't remember where i hid them.
00:13:55,975| [ confetti canon fires ]
00:13:57,276| allow me to help you.
00:13:58,394| applejack: oh, no, i'll help you.
00:13:59,945| rainbow dash: not if i help you first!
00:14:01,614| ahh!
00:14:04,516| great suggestion, spike.
00:14:06,702| i feel totally relaxed.
00:14:09,238| ow, ow, ow, ow, ow.
00:14:11,857| you want to hop on?
00:14:13,692| maybe i can get us to the castle faster.
00:14:20,532| ow.
00:14:22,001| i mean, how nice is this day?
00:14:24,920| i was hoping we could take the scenic way back.
00:14:27,556| i don't know.
00:14:28,924| come on.
00:14:30,176| walking is good for post-massage circulation.
00:14:32,394| really?
00:14:33,512| i've never heard that theory.
00:14:37,316| [ sighs ]
00:14:38,851| i really miss this place, spike.
00:14:41,220| we had so many wonderful memories here.
00:14:44,573| we did, didn't we?
00:14:47,059| oh, spike, i'm so sorry.
00:14:49,745| of course losing the golden oak library was hard for you, too.
00:14:54,583| i've got an idea -- why don't we have the girls add some things to make the castle feel more like your home, as well?
00:15:00,539| really?
00:15:00,539| hop on.
00:15:08,264| ow!
00:15:09,265| what are you doing?
00:15:10,415| i, um, i just thought of what i want.
00:15:13,886| oh.
00:15:13,886| okay, what is it?
00:15:16,305| it's, uh -- well, i want a -- it's -- i kind of need a -- a bed.
00:15:22,394| i thought you said you sleep like a baby in the castle.
00:15:25,397| [ scoffs ]
00:15:25,397| everypony knows babies are terrible sleepers.
00:15:28,400| let's go.
00:15:32,771| there, now nothing is cluttering the castle.
00:15:35,407| you're right.
00:15:35,407| there is literally nothing cluttering this castle.
00:15:40,445| what do we do now?
00:15:42,331| i hate to be the bearer of more bad news, but it's almost sunset.
00:15:46,785| if we don't figure this out soon, it's going to look like we didn't lift a hoof to help her.
00:15:50,422| why is this so hard?
00:15:52,291| we're twilight's best friends.
00:15:53,976| this should be easy for us.
00:15:55,594| she said it herself -- if anypony should be able to make her feel comfortable in her new home, it's us.
00:16:01,300| if we can't do it...
00:16:02,768| ...then twilight will
00:16:02,768| be stuck living in a castle that just makes her feel...
00:16:05,637| sad.
00:16:08,640| [ echoing ]
00:16:08,640| ...sad...sad...sad...
00:16:12,144| wow, fluttershy!
00:16:13,996| i didn't know you could be loud enough to echo!
00:16:21,655| if it had just been me -- what do we do?!
00:16:22,656| what do we do?!
00:16:24,691| if twilight comes home now, she'll be like, "what did you guys do?"
00:16:27,211| and we'll have to be like, "nothing!"
00:16:28,795| and then she'll be like, "i was counting on you!
00:16:30,797| some friends you are!"
00:16:32,132| and we'll be like, "aaaaah!"
00:16:33,717| [ sobbing ]
00:16:36,520| calm down, pinkie.
00:16:38,856| we just need to figure out what we did wrong so we can make it right.
00:16:41,975| rarity: well, i didn't do anything wrong.
00:16:44,027| i did exactly what i would do if this were my home.
00:16:46,530| but it's not your home.
00:16:48,115| it's twilight's home.
00:16:49,516| where she keeps all her rainbow dash trophies?
00:16:52,369| touché.
00:16:53,787| fluttershy: maybe we're all a little guilty of making ourselves feel at home instead of twilight.
00:16:58,075| come on, y'all.
00:16:59,576| we just need to think about twilight.
00:17:01,628| what was it she loved about living in the golden oak library?
00:17:04,915| oh, everything -- the books, the smell of books, the joy she felt from organizing books.
00:17:11,054| remember that time i crashed into all those books attempting my sonic rain boom after you guys just cleaned up?
00:17:16,543| [ chuckles ]
00:17:17,761| ahh, that was good times.
00:17:19,713| yeah, for you, maybe.
00:17:21,481| rarity: oh, and, applejack, remember when we were stuck having a sleepover there?
00:17:25,352| that turned out to be so much fun.
00:17:27,905| remember the time it got blown up to smithereens?!
00:17:33,193| wait, no, that was the worst.
00:17:35,245| we had a lot of good memories there, though.
00:17:38,231| that's what made the golden oak library home.
00:17:41,084| yeah.
00:17:41,084| uh-huh.
00:17:43,570| [ gasps ]
00:17:44,588| that's it!
00:17:46,206| how's that one?
00:17:47,708| too soft?
00:17:48,759| too hard?
00:17:49,793| too lumpy?
00:17:51,211| um...
00:17:54,881| just right.
00:17:55,882| i'll take it.
00:17:56,934| oh, thank goodness.
00:17:58,135| i thought you'd never find one you liked.
00:18:00,604| let's find a sales pony and get out of here.
00:18:03,223| sounds good to me...
00:18:03,223| i...um...
00:18:07,894| [ chuckles ]
00:18:07,894| do you hear that?
00:18:10,063| [ imitates squeaking ]
00:18:11,765| too squeaky.
00:18:13,266| we better keep looking.
00:18:14,267| [ groans ]
00:18:15,869| applejack: [ sighs ]
00:18:17,120| maybe my plan won't work, after all.
00:18:22,209| of course it will, darling.
00:18:23,577| i can see it.
00:18:24,661| you and fluttershy stay here.
00:18:26,613| rainbow dash and pinkie pie, you come with me.
00:18:28,832| we're going shopping.
00:18:30,450| we'll meet back at the castle.
00:18:36,306| ♪ it's not the things that you gather 'round ♪
00:18:39,292| ♪ it's not how much you own ♪
00:18:44,264| ♪ the things that hold the meaning in your life ♪
00:18:48,518| ♪ are the memories you've sown ♪
00:18:51,438| ♪ so we make, so we make, so we make this castle a home ♪
00:18:56,326| ♪ so we make, so we make this castle a home ♪
00:19:00,330| ♪ so we make, so we make this castle a ho-o-o-o-o-me ♪
00:19:13,493| hello? we're home!
00:19:16,162| ponies: welcome home!
00:19:18,382| oh...i, uh, love what you've
00:19:18,382| done with the place.
00:19:22,502| you did such a good job of...
00:19:24,838| preserving the integrity of the original design.
00:19:27,941| spike: oh, come on!
00:19:29,509| it looks exactly the same!
00:19:30,777| do you know how hard it was to keep her from coming back here?!
00:19:34,013| i never want to see another dust ruffle as long as i live!
00:19:37,016| twilight sparkle: wait.
00:19:38,235| keep me from coming back here?
00:19:39,853| [ chuckles nervously ]
00:19:39,853| it took a teensy bit longer than we thought.
00:19:43,206| what really makes home feel like home isn't what it looks like.
00:19:47,577| it's the memories you make when you're there.
00:19:49,996| so, we made something that celebrates the memories we've made with you since you moved to ponyville.
00:20:02,092| the ornaments on the chandelier are reminders of all the fun we've had together.
00:20:06,513| pinkie pie: that one shows your party at the golden oak library, welcoming you to ponyville.
00:20:10,901| the time we shared doughnuts after the grand galloping gala.
00:20:15,021| we were hoping that being able to look at your beautiful old memories would inspire you to make new ones.
00:20:21,060| and the best part of it is it's made from the roots of the golden oak library, so you'll never forget where you came from.
00:20:30,921| it's exactly what the castle needed.
00:20:34,958| and i am ready to make new memories here.
00:20:37,744| then let's start right now with a new memory cake!
00:20:40,714| [ zoom! ]
00:20:41,765| seven-layer what's-that-flavor mystery surprise!
00:20:44,751| these might be chocolate chips, or they might be super-spicy black beans.
00:20:49,806| let's go to the dining room.
00:20:51,758| it's a little sparse, but at least there's a table and chairs.
00:20:55,278| whoa.
00:20:56,429| what happened in here?
00:20:58,398| last i checked, this place was empty.
00:21:00,951| i couldn't help myself.
00:21:02,435| it was just begging for the personal touch.
00:21:05,238| truth be told, i couldn't, either.
00:21:07,958| your kitchen might have some rustic farm decor, twilight.
00:21:11,244| and there may or may not be some derring-do posters up in your library.
00:21:14,748| and some stuffed animals in your bedroom.
00:21:17,717| [ ka-boom! ]
00:21:18,718| what was that?
00:21:19,803| [ sighs ]
00:21:20,954| one of pinkie pie's confetti cannons.
00:21:23,256| what?!
00:21:24,391| it's not my fault i hid them so well.
00:21:26,593| [ sighs ]
00:21:27,894| [ laughs ]
00:21:29,295| pinkie.
00:21:30,764| ♪ my little pony ♪
00:21:35,502| ♪ my little pony ♪
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00:21:50,650| ♪ friends ♪