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- Here's the news, sniggers.
- Chicago Mayor: ‘Reparations’ Will Slow Violent Crime
- Brandon Johnson, mayor-elect of Chicago, during an inauguration ceremony at the Credit Union 1 Arena in Chicago, Illinois, US, on Monday, May 15, 2023. Chicago elected Johnson in the mayoral runoff, a progressive who plans to raise taxes on major corporations to boost the city's revenue, after a contentious race …
- Chicago Mayor Brandon Johnson responded to a question on an uptick in most violent crime categories in the city in 2023 by stating that money “for restoration and reparations” will help address the “cycle of violence” in the city.
- Dingell: We Need Hope, Not More of Trump's 'Negative Words with Division'
- Dingell: We Need Hope, Not More of Trump's 'Negative Words with Division'
- 672
- Strzok: Trump Supporters Engaging in Threats of Violence, Biden Folks Don't
- Strzok: Trump Supporters Engaging in Threats of Violence, Biden Folks Don't
- 945
- 'Ecosexual' Woman Claims She Is in an 'Erotic' Relationship with a Tree
- 'Ecosexual' Woman Claims She Is in an 'Erotic' Relationship with a Tree
- 5,220
- 70+ Three and Four-Year Olds Sent to Controversial Transgender Clinic
- 70+ Three and Four-Year Olds Sent to Controversial Transgender Clinic
- 3,149
- Chicago Mayor on Increase in Most Violent Crime: 'Reparations' Will Help
- Chicago Mayor on Increase in Most Violent Crime: 'Reparations' Will Help
- 1,084
- NG: 5 of Taylor Swift's Most Egregious Acts of Woke Activist Hypocrisy
- NG: 5 of Taylor Swift's Most Egregious Acts of Woke Activist Hypocrisy
- 6,005
- President Joe Biden, and his son Hunter Biden arrive at Fort McNair, Sunday, June 25, 2023, in Washington. The Biden's are returning from Camp David. (AP Photo/Andrew Harnik)
- Top 5 Biden Corruption Stories the Media Ignored in 2023
- 4,301
- Cuellar: 'Going to Lose a Lot of Democrats' Because Biden 'Ignored' Border
- Cuellar: 'Going to Lose a Lot of Democrats' Because Biden 'Ignored' Border
- 297
- Russia Covered Up 100s Killed in Ukraine Dam Collapse, Probe States
- Russia Covered Up 100s Killed in Ukraine Dam Collapse, Probe States
- DC Dindu Runs Over Elderly White Man.
- One day, monkeys will not be allowed to drive cars.
- Trio of Gorilla Men Attack White Man with Chair and Bowling Ball at Roseville Bowling Alley.
- Nickgur Shoves Woman onto Staten Island Sidewalk and Drags Her, Giving Her Permanent Brain Damage.
- NYPD Parole Board to Keep Simian Cop Killer Anthony Bottom.
- ......... Weather.
- Today
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- Current threat: Mr. Washee Washee. 😑
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- Fake News
- Fake News, formerly known as The Daily Show, is news that is fake oddly enough. Thanks to the Interwebs, fake news has taken over the world, just like Samuel Langhorne Clemens predicted. Before the internets, Clemens famously said that fake news can travel the world and fuck your wife while you are still putting your boots on. He wasn't talking about you though, everyone knows you are dying alone. For example, telling people you have a girlfriend is fake news.
- Fake News is a lulzy entity that spreads like the Zika virus. Determining the source of fake news is often problematic, as difficult as figuring out who a fag on Grindr got AIDS up his butthole from.
- Despite reports that only some people make fake news, everyone in the history of the world is guilty of making fake news. Telling people someone loves you is fake news. Telling people you have a reason to live is fake news. Telling people you're happy and love your life is fake news. Lies are fake news. Fakebook and Instagram is the fake news that people show the world in order to troll people into believing they have their shit together. Social life in general consists almost entirely of fake news. Telling people you like them is fake news. Telling people you're glad to see them is fake news. Laughing at people's jokes is fake news. When a pet acts like it loves you and isn't just using you for food, that too is fake news. Your phony username is fake news.
- Since you are a phony and a fraud and your life is built upon a pack of lies, if you get the chance you should probably kill yourself kthx.
- (( Kidding Yourselves ))
- .......... Straight they are not, but funny they are. #LRH:
- [08:22] <@l0de> lol nice it's posted dave
- [08:22] <@l0de> I'll send u a shirt when I get home
- [08:22] <+dave> thx man
- [08:23] <+dave> did you celebrate tree day with fam
- [08:23] <neptune> you can remove the si=* pretty sure its a tracker n00b
- [08:23] <+dave> track deez nuts
- [08:24] <neptune> you couldn't handle deep nuts
- [08:25] <neptune> er, deez nuts
- [08:25] <neptune> er............F
- [08:25] <+dave> yeah I probably cant
- [08:25] <+dave> that would be gay aF
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- Bell Island is a small island in the Barents Sea, south-west of the Franz Josef Land archipelago in Arkhangelsk Oblast, Russia. The island was named by the English explorer Benjamin Leigh Smith for its bell-shaped mountain which rises steeply from the island's southern coast. The island was the first among the Franz Josef archipelago to be visited by Leigh Smith in an expedition he undertook in 1880. In a second expedition to the islands in 1881, Leigh Smith built the wooden Eira lodge on the north side of the island which he used to winter. The lodge stands to this day. The island was later visited by the Svyataya Anna of the ill-fated Brusilov expedition in 1914. This view shows Bell Island in 2017 with Eira lodge in the foreground.
- Photograph credit: Timinilya
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- Bye, guys. I'm gonna go fuck a baby in the ass, then in the pussy, then in the mouth.
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