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- Morning, you squinty eyed chinks. Time for the news.
- **Live Updates** Oscars So Woke
- Joker 🤡: Joaquin Phoenix Bonkers Acceptance Speech
- Academy Goes Communist: ’Workers of the World Unite’
- 2020 Panic: Hollywood Gets Hyper Political
- Women! Women! Women! Women! Women! Women! Women! Women! Women!
- ’Representation,’ ’Climate Change,’ Impeachment, Queerness, Race, Gender
- Upset: Parasite Wins Big!
- HOLLYWOOD, CALIFORNIA - FEBRUARY 09: Joaquin Phoenix accepts the Actor In A Leading Role award for 'Joker' onstage during the 92nd Annual Academy Awards at Dolby Theatre on February 09, 2020 in Hollywood, California. (Photo by Kevin Winter/Getty Images)
- The 92nd Academy Awards ceremony is underway at the Dolby Theatre in Los Angeles, California.
- REBECCA MANSOUR and JEROME HUDSON0
- …JANE FONDA FIGHTS CLIMATE CHANGE — BY WEARING OLD GOWN…
- JOHN BINDER
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- …RENÉE ZELLWEGER HONORS ‘COURAGEOUS MEN AND WOMEN IN UNIFORM’…
- JOHN BINDER
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- …ACADEMY ACKNOWLEDGES: OSCARS CEREMONY TAKING PLACE ON TRIBAL LANDS…
- DAVID NG
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- …OBAMA’S ‘AMERICAN FACTORY’ WINS — OMITS HIS OWN ROLE IN FACTORY’S CLOSING…
- JOEL B. POLLAK
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- …ACCEPTANCE SPEECH QUOTES MARX!…
- JOHN BINDER
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- …SIGOURNEY WEAVER: ‘ALL WOMEN ARE SUPERHEROES’…
- JOHN BINDER
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- …WORST OPENING EVER?…
- …GRETA CAMEO…
- …WAT? RANDOM OLD EMINEM SONG… STANDING OVATION FOR WHITE RAPPER…
- REBECCA MANSOUR and JEROME HUDSON
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- …JOSH GAD MOCKS ‘CLIMATE DENIERS’ WITH EXTRA LAME JOKE…
- ROBERT KRAYCHIK
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- …STEVE MARTIN, CHRIS ROCK AWKWARD: ‘VAGINAS,’ ‘BLACK NOMINEES’ MISSING…
- JOHN BINDER
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- …BRAD PITT GOES LEFT: 45 SECOND SPEECH ‘MORE THAN SENATE GAVE BOLTON’…
- DAVID NG
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- …NATALIE PORTMAN WEARS DIOR CAPE WITH NAMES OF FEMALE DIRECTORS NOT NOMINATED
- ROBERT KRAYCHIK
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- MAYOR CHEAT: NEVADA DEMS TAP BUTTIGIEG STAFFER TO LEAD VOTER PROTECTION EFFORT…
- HARIS ALIC
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- …SOUTH BEND OFFICIAL CRITICIZES BUTTIGIEG FOR BLOCKING RELEASE OF SECRET POLICE RACE TAPES
- CHARLIE SPIERING
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- Fact Check: Wash Post Reports Trans Puberty Blockers Are ‘Reversible’
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- Boston Public Teacher’s Union Promotes ‘Black Lives Matter’ Shirts in Classes
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- Swedish Prof: Consider Goats Instead of Cats as Pets to Fight Climate Change
- Swedish Prof: Consider Goats Instead of Cats as Pets to Fight Climate Change
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- Nolte: ‘Birds of Prey’ Is Sixth Woketard Franchise to Die at Box Office
- Nolte: ‘Birds of Prey’ Is Sixth Woketard Franchise to Die at Box Office
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- Farage: ‘Growing’ Concern in Washington About Boris’s Huawei Decision
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- Greece Wants ‘Wall In the Sea’ to Stop Migrant Boats, Refugees Sent Back When Homeland Safe
- Greece Wants ‘Wall In the Sea’ to Stop Migrant Boats
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- E.U. Diplomat Apologizes, Regrets Mild Criticism of Greta Thunberg
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- Illegal Migrants Mass Near Hungarian Border, Crossing Attempts Surge
- CHRIS TOMLINSON
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- Netanyahu Tells Rival Gantz to Fire Advisers Who Compared Trump to Hitler
- Netanyahu Tells Rival Gantz to Fire Advisers Who Compared Trump to Hitler
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- Netanyahu Warns ‘Crushing Action’ if Gaza Attacks Continue
- Bibi Warns ‘Crushing Action’ if Gaza Attacks Continue
- DEBORAH DANAN
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- Al-Qaeda Member Turned MI6 Spy: ‘Deradicalisation’ of Terrorists Doesn’t Work
- Al-Qaeda Member Turned MI6 Spy: ‘Deradicalisation’ of Terrorists Doesn’t Work
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- Iran Starts Countdown for ‘Peaceful’ Domestic Satellite Launch
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- U.S. Ambassador: Israel Annexation Only After Mapping Process Completed
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- Maxine Waters: Trump Has ‘No Respect for People of Color’
- …Trump Has ‘No Respect for People of Color’
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- Maxine Waters: White Dem Candidates ‘Have Blemishes on Their Record About Their Relationships with Black People’
- Maxine: White Dem Candidates ‘Have Blemishes on Their Record About Their Relationships with Black People’…
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- House Democrat: African American Community in South Bend ‘Overwhelmingly’ Supports Buttigieg
- House Democrat: African American Community in South Bend ‘Overwhelmingly’ Supports Buttigieg
- KRISTINA WONG
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- Ricky Gervais Heckles Oscars: ‘I Can’t Wait to Hear Your Inspirational Speeches About Equality’
- Ricky Gervais Heckles Hollywood Ahead of Oscars
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- Maher: Trump Is President Because Americans Live in an Age Absent of Facts, Education
- Maher: Trump Is President Because Americans Live in an Age Absent of Facts, Education
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- ‘Just Vote, Y’all’: Michelle Obama Headlines Oprah Winfrey’s 2020 Vision Summit
- ‘Just Vote, Y’all’: Michelle Obama Headlines Oprah Winfrey’s 2020 Vision Summit
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- Over 100 Dogs Adopted Thanks to Chiefs’ Derrick Nnadi’s Sponsorship
- Over 100 Dogs Adopted Thanks to Chiefs’ Derrick Nnadi’s Sponsorship
- AMY FURR
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- Report: XFL Sold More Tickets Before Kickoff than AAF Did in Its Entire Season
- XFL Off to Hot Start?
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- Silicon Valley Declares ‘Climate Emergency’
- Silicon Valley Declares ‘Climate Emergency’
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- Sanders: 'I Am Not a Communist,' Trump Doesn't Know the Difference
- Sanders: 'I Am Not a Communist,' Trump Doesn't Know the Difference
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- Nadler: 'Absolutely Proven' Trump Behavior Is 'Far Worse' than Nixon's
- Nadler: 'Absolutely Proven' Trump Behavior Is 'Far Worse' than Nixon's
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- Police: New Jersey High School Basketball Coach Assaulted by Players
- Police: New Jersey High School Basketball Coach Assaulted by Players
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- Milwaukee Teacher on Leave for Hoping Rush Limbaugh Dies Painfully
- Milwaukee Teacher on Leave for Hoping Rush Limbaugh Dies Painfully
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- Michael J. Fox: Why Does Bernie Sanders Keep Yelling at Me?
- Michael J. Fox: Why Does Bernie Sanders Keep Yelling at Me?
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- Tributes Pour in for Orson Bean: Inspiring, 'A Wonderful Soul'
- Tributes Pour in for Orson Bean: Inspiring, 'A Wonderful Soul'
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- Maxine Waters: Trump 'Has No Respect for People of Color'
- Maxine Waters: Trump 'Has No Respect for People of Color'
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- Pinkerton: Are the Brits Surrendering 5G Sovereignty to China?
- Pinkerton: Are the Brits Surrendering 5G Sovereignty to China?
- Joaquin Phoenix Wins Oscar, Gives Kook Speech About Raping Cows
- Andrew Anglin
- Well, that was strange.
- Trump Administration Tells Jews to Slow Down on the Land Theft
- Andrew Anglin
- Why are we even talking about this?
- UK: Three Black Moslems Convicted of Raping Schoolgirl, Threatening Her with Machete
- Charles Martel
- They also kept her captive in a residential block.
- Negro Arrested for Murdering Mudshark and Hiding Her Corpse in a Plastic Container
- Charles Martel
- SA: Two Mozambicans Found Guilty of Murdering Elderly White Couple on Their Farm
- Charles Martel
- Black Gets 39 Years for Killing Oil Driller Who was Engaged to His Sister
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- Current threat: The chink virus. ☣️️
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- The Big Bang Theory
- The Big Bang Theory, also known as TBBT or 'LOL I'M SUCH A NERD!! XD' - The TV Show is an unfunny American sitcom written by Chaim Levine✡, the same douchebag that brought you Two and a Half Men. The show debuted on CBS in 2007 and, unfortunately, doesn't show any signs of ending any time soon, seeing as it is currently the most popular sitcom since that other cancerous peice of crap, Friends.
- Some argue that The IT Crowd, a sitcom with a similar premise from the UK, is superior to The Big Bang Theory, but this is somewhat akin to saying that it's better to have your eyes gouged out than it is to have your kneecaps smashed.
- (( LOL IM SUCH A NERD XD ))
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- Calumma brevicorne, the short-horned chameleon, has a compressed body, spindly legs, grasping feet and a powerful prehensile tail that allows it to negotiate the branches and twigs of its arboreal habitat. Its most distinctive features are its large, ear-like flaps, and the short bony appendage that projects from the snout of the male. Chameleons are primarily insectivores and feed by ballistically projecting their long tongues from their mouths to capture prey located some distance away.
- This picture shows a C. brevicorne female, photographed at night near Analamazaotra Special Reserve, part of Andasibe-Mantadia National Park in Madagascar, the island to which the species is endemic. In these forests, the population density of short-horned chameleons is approximately 2.4 per hectare (1.0 per acre).
- Photograph credit: Charles J. Sharp
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- Bye, guys. I'm gonna go crash my private plane into my work building. Allahu akbar!
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