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- Well monkey Jew spic, here's the news bitch.
- End of an Era: Honeywell Announces Breakup Plans
- Whoopi Goldberg: GOP Acting Like They Don't Give a Damn About the Country
- Homan: Will Seek Prosecution of Any Mayor or Governor Impeding Deportations
- Desperate Dems Throw Eleventh Hour Roadblock to Halt Kash Patel's Momentum
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- Bondi Gets Busy: Ends $$$ To Sanctuary Cities
- Sues Illinois over Pro-Migrant Policies
- Pam Bondi speaks after being sworn in as US Attorney General in the Oval Office of the Whi
- Newly confirmed Attorney General Pam Bondi took swift action on Thursday, suing Illinois and Chicago to enforce immigration law.
- Exclusive — Senate Majority Leader John Thune: Trump Has ‘Decisive Mandate,’ Senate ‘Mo
- Exclusive – Thune: Trump Has ‘Decisive Mandate,' Senate Confirming Cabinet
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- Author Stephen King Fears Elon Musk Bringing an ‘End to America’
- Author Stephen King Fears Elon Musk Bringing an 'End to America'
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- Trump: U.S. Will Take Over Gaza, ‘We Will Own It’
- Trump: U.S. Will Take Over Gaza, 'We Will Own It'
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- Left-Wing Activists Protest Against ‘Fascism,’ Trump Across U.S. on Wednesday
- Left-Wing Activists Protest Against Trump Across U.S. on Wednesday
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- NGOs Shutter Migrant Shelters as Releases End and Money Dries Up
- NGO’s Shutter Migrant Shelters as Releases End and Money Dries Up
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- WATCH: Stephen A. Smith Slams Trump Plan to Take Gaza: ‘You Have No Business Doing That!̵
- Stephen A. Smith Slams Trump Plan to Take Gaza
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- ‘Dead or Alive:’ Boston U. Employee Threatens Elon Musk’s DOGE Staffers
- 'Dead or Alive:' Boston U. Employee Threatens Elon Musk's DOGE Staffers
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- Actress Mia Farrow Despairs Over Trump: ‘Why Can’t We Impeach Him’
- Actress Mia Farrow Despairs Over Trump: 'Why Can't We Impeach Him'
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- AG Pam Bondi Takes Immediate Action, Sues Illinois and Chicago over Sanctuary City Policies
- AG Pam Bondi Takes Immediate Action, Sues Illinois and Chicago
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- Trump Admin. Looking to Investigate SJSU, UPenn Over Title IX Violations After Trans Athlete Scanda
- Trump Admin. Looking to Investigate SJSU, UPenn Over Title IX Violations
- Baboon Gets 14 and a Half Years After Stabbing White Ohio Bartender to Death and Taking His Wallet.
- He just really needed the money.
- Pavement Ape Kills His Mudshark Girlfriend's 9-Year-Old Daughter.
- 3rd Niglodyte Arrested After White Man is Shot to Death at Tyler Gas Station.
- Shaved Monkey Gets 35 Years After Killing White Man at Red Lobster in Little Rock.
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- Gay hanky code
- Ever wondered why a rainbow is the gay symbol? Is it because it shows that God still loves them? Is it a reflection of their colorful characters? Or is it because the rainbow is the universal signal of hope?
- No. In actuality the rainbow is a reflection of the wide variety of colours used to prove just how perverted these cum-sucking, shit-licking ass-rammers really are. Enter the gay hanky code.
- (( You Love The Night Life ))
- .......................... Well time for the weekly update on those sausage jockeys.
- [08:10] <@stratum> 9am meetings should be banned
- [08:10] <+efsnble> I'm LRH's rekonin
- [08:13] <+sayjau> stratum everyone will think you're a hero if you spearhead a no 9 am meetings law at work
- [08:13] <+sayjau> ban them
- [08:16] <+jewbird> Hey everyone I hope you can welcome new chatter Stanley to the chat room
- [08:17] <idlerman> doctor livingstone isn't here you presume
- [08:17] <idlerman> it's been some 200 years
- [08:18] <idlerman> 150
- [08:19] <idlerman> when stanley met livingstone in deepest africa
- [08:21] <@stratum> if i wokred to ban 9am meetings elon musk would be like '8am meetings are now mandatory' for all americans
- [08:38] <+dewdude> get up for my 10am meeting annnnnnnnnnnd it just canceled
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- The orange-lined triggerfish (Balistapus undulatus) is a species of marine ray-finned fish belonging to the triggerfish family, Balistidae. It has a wide Indo-Pacific range, and is typically found in coral reefs, coral lagoons, and external reef slopes. The orange-lined triggerfish has a dark brown to dark green body with orange lines that start behind the head and cover the rest of its body. Its maximum body size is about 30 centimetres (12 inches), with the head about one-third of the body length. Due to its broad diet and distribution, the species is a crucial component in coral reef ecosystems through top-down control, and especially through consumption of sea urchins. This orange-lined triggerfish was photographed in the Red Sea off the Egyptian coast.
- Photograph credit: Diego Delso
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- Bye, guys. I'm gonna go ear-rape your mom by forcing her to listen to Screamo, then I'm gonna go stick my dick in her ear canal. You may be wondering how I can fight my penis in her ear canal, well if you remember, I got a penis transplant from Liev Schriever. Anyway, I'm gonna go lick a 16 year old girl's butthole.
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