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- Hey, guys. Newscaster Ned here just watching a video of animals abusing animals. It's funny. It's a negro abusing a puppy. Anyway, here's the news, you closeted homosexuals.
- Woke Pope Blames Greedy Capitalists for Global Warming at COP28
- Climate Has ‘Run Amok,’ Planet ‘Overheating’
- Pope Francis
- Pope Francis sent a message Saturday to the COP28 U.N. climate summit decrying the “unbridled exploitation” of the environment by first world nations.
- Leftist George Soros and Son Maximize Donations to Joe Biden's Campaign
- Leftist George Soros and Son Maximize Donations to Joe Biden's Campaign
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- Bank Executive Destroys New York's Case Against Trump in Loan Case
- Bank Executive Destroys New York's Case Against Trump in Loan Case
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- Netanyahu to Israel: We Will Continue Until 'Absolute Victory over Hamas'
- Netanyahu to Israel: We Will Continue Until 'Absolute Victory over Hamas'
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- Maher: Dem Staffers Protesting for Hamas Because Schools Are Anti-America
- Maher: Dem Staffers Protesting for Hamas Because Schools Are Anti-America
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- UAW President Compares Israel to Nazis as Union Calls for Ceasefire in Gaza
- UAW President Compares Israel to Nazis as Union Calls for Ceasefire in Gaza
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- Bud Light Tries to Distance Itself from Dylan Mulvaney Disaster with New Ad
- Bud Light Tries to Distance Itself from Dylan Mulvaney Disaster with New Ad
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- Congress Expels George Santos, First Member Expelled in Over Two Decades
- Congress Expels George Santos, First Member Expelled in Over Two Decades
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- Illegal Migrants Invade Elite Playground in Malibu
- Illegal Migrants Invade Elite Playground in Malibu
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- White House: Israel Can't Operate in South Until they Consider Civilians
- White House: Israel Can't Operate in South Until they Consider Civilians
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- Paris Terror Attack: One Killed, Two Injured by 'Allahu Akbar' Knifeman
- Paris Terror Attack: One Killed, Two Injured by 'Allahu Akbar' Knifeman
- Baboon Fights 2 NYPD Officers and Injures Them During fight After He Blocked Traffic.
- Don't worry. He'll be in jail for a little while before that Guido Andrew Cuomo lets him out.
- Manhattan DA Refuses to Prosecute Spic Who Shoplifted Over a Dozen Times.
- Sand Nigger Arrested After Threatening to Shoot up City College.
- Bronx Baboon Sues Cops After They Shot Him.
- ......... Here's the weather or something.
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- Current threat: Sunter Klaus. 🎅🏻
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- Best Korea
- Evildoer Korea aka Best Korea is the opposite of Gay Korea and one of the greatest anti-American trolls of the last forty years, managing to obtain nuclear weapons and a space program without anybody being strong enough to stop them. When US Secretary of State Madeleine Albright✡ returned from the country in the year 2000 she confirmed that Kim Jong-Il had at least one tiny missile that he had been repeatedly dipping into her Pu-Tang River.
- In the Occupied Southern portion of Korea, businessmen belong to inescapable tribal syndicates. In their little private time they lament not being able to achieve an even higher standard of living in hopes of becoming White Americans by apotheosis through Gangnam Style consumerism. Their children play Starcraft until they spontaneously develop Aspergers and become Hikikomori who will be unable to maintain them (or themselves) in old age. ArchiveToday-favicon.png Link
- In the People's Republic of Korea, North of the Occupied Zone, workers come home to a loyal and loving family after working productive hours to ensure their country's sovereignty and self sufficiency (Juche) and proceed to relax lighting up large blunts of K2 which they are able to plant or buy cheaply and legally, while waiting for their wives to cook a dinner for which they have a true, Dear Leader, to thank.
- (( Best Korea Calls Us Home ))
- ............ Well I'm coming out with a new Andrew Anglin cereal next week. It's gonna be called Bandrew Anglin. In the meantime, here's an article from him.
- Atlanta: Guy Self-Immolates Outside Jew Consulate
- Andrew Anglin December 2, 2023
- I always said: if I ever got to the point where I was ready to catch myself on fire for a political cause, I would put Bruce Springsteen’s “I’m on Fire” on the boombox before I lit myself up.
- I’m always disappointed when people don’t do that.
- It’s such a missed opportunity.
- I mean, think of how funny the contrast would be of a man actually on fire with that song playing.
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- A demonstrator suffered severe injuries after setting themself ablaze on Friday near the Israeli consulate in Atlanta, Georgia, according to local law enforcement.
- The head of the diplomatic mission later denounced the protest as an example of “hate and incitement” against Israel.
- HAHAHAHA.
- “He hates us so much he caught himself on fire!”
- That is very serious hate…!
- The protester, whose age and gender were not specified, was in critical condition with major burns after the act of self-immolation, Atlanta Police Chief Darin Schierbaum told reporters, noting that a security guard was also injured while attempting to intervene.
- “We believe it was an act of extreme political protest that occurred,” the police chief said, adding that investigators did not see “any nexus to terrorism,” and that consular officials were never in danger during the incident.
- A Palestinian flag was found near the scene, and gasoline was used as an accelerant, local officials said, but stressed that the exact motive behind the action remained unclear.
- Schierbaum said police were aware of religious and political tensions related to the war in the Middle East, and had increased patrols across Atlanta.
- Yeah, I mean. Kerosene makes a lot more sense, if you really want to burn yourself up.
- I would think you would want to burn yourself up, because like, otherwise you’re just a burn victim for the rest of your life.
- You know what my worst fear about this is though?
- If I played “I’m on Fire” and then I was still alive and burning when the track ended and “Dancing in the Dark” started playing on the boombox.
- People would walk by and see me burning up and screaming as my flesh came off and ask “what’s going on with that guy?” and then someone else would answer “he ain’t nothing but tired. He’s just tired and bored with himself.”
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- The coronation of Napoleon was the crowning of Napoleon and his wife Joséphine as Emperor and Empress of the French, which took place on December 2, 1804, at Notre-Dame cathedral in Paris. It took the format of a sacred ceremony, in the presence of Pope Pius VII. Preparations for the coronation began in May 1804, when the Sénat conservateur voted to change the constitution to vest the government of the French First Republic's government in an emperor, a move ratified a constitutional referendum in November 1804. Napoleon's motivations for being crowned included a desire for prestige in international royalist and Catholic circles and to lay the foundation for a future dynasty. The event is also regarded by historians as a progaganda exercise. Napoleon's coronation was markedly different from those of the French monarchy and brought together various rites and customs, incorporating ceremonies of Carolingian tradition, the ancien régime and the French Revolution, with a highly luxurious presentation. This large oil-on-canvas painting, titled The Coronation of Napoleon, measures 6.21 m × 9.79 m (20 ft 4 in × 32 ft 1 in) and was painted by Jacques-Louis David (assisted by his student Georges Rouget) between 1805 and 1807, depicting the moment of Joséphine's crowning by Napoleon. The painting now hangs in the Louvre in Paris.
- Painting credit: Jacques-Louis David and Georges Rouget
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- Well, back to making monkey noises at Jews. Ooh ooh ooh ooh ah ah!
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