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- Hello, you faggots. Time for the news.
- Dem Rep. Lofgren on Impeachment: Looks Like Lindsey Graham, Mitch McConnell ‘Plan to Rig the Trial’
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- Sunday, Rep. Zoe Lofgren (D-CA) predicted some U.S. Senators would “rig” the impeachment trial should impeachment reach the Senate.
- Buying Impeachment: Nancy Pelosi-Aligned PAC Spends Millions to Help Swing District Democrats
- Buying Impeachment: Nancy Pelosi-Aligned PAC Spends Millions to Help Swing District Democrats
- Trump: Nancy Pelosi’s Teeth ‘Falling Out of Her Mouth’
- Democrat Xochitl Torres Small: Impeaching Trump Will Protect National Security, Constitution
- Dem Xochitl Torres Small: Impeaching Trump Will Protect National Security
- Ratcliffe: I Wouldn’t Want to Bank My Political Future on Adam Schiff’s Credibility
- JEFF POOR
- Nunes to Schiff: ‘It Is Clear You Are in Need of Rehabilitiation’
- Nunes to Schiff: ‘It Is Clear You Are in Need of Rehabilitiation’
- Under Pressure, Hallmark Pulls LGBT-Themed Wedding Ads
- Under Pressure, Hallmark Pulls LGBT-Themed Wedding Ads
- Jersey City Sergeant Hailed as Hero for Assisting Wounded Officer in Gun Battle
- Jersey City Sergeant Hailed as Hero for Assisting Wounded Officer in Gun Battle
- Illegal Alien Accused of Killing Father of Two Freed into U.S. Again by Obama-Appointed Judge
- Illegal Alien Accused of Killing Father of Two Freed into U.S. Again by Obama-Appointed Judge
- JOHN BINDER
- CA Town Spends $40,000 on Buyback, Including Gun that Doesn’t Work
- CA Town Spends $40,000 on Buyback, Including Gun that Doesn’t Work
- Migrant Girl Dies Within Hours of Crossing Border with Large Group
- Migrant Girl Dies Within Hours of Crossing Border with Large Group
- 50 Bodies Discovered in Mexican Cartel Mass Graves
- 50 Bodies Discovered in Mexican Cartel Mass Graves
- ILDEFONSO ORTIZ and BRANDON DARBY
- Exclusive Video: Network of Mexican Cartel Smuggling Trails on Texas Soil, Says Border Patrol Supervisor
- Exclusive Video: Network of Mexican Cartel Smuggling Trails on Texas Soil
- Texas Cops Rescue Woman, Girl from Alleged Human Trafficker
- Texas Cops Rescue Woman, Girl from Alleged Human Trafficker
- Indian Migrants Arrested During Smuggling Attempt near Canadian Border
- Six Illegal Aliens Accused of Raping, Sex Trafficking Underage Girl
- Six Illegal Aliens Accused of Raping, Sex Trafficking Underage Girl
- West Point Investigating Cadets’ Hand Symbol at Army-Navy Game for Possible White Power Link
- West Point Investigating Cadets’ Hand Symbol at Army-Navy Game for Possible White Power Link
- FNC’s Wallace to Pam Bondi: Does Trump Understand the Role of the Press?
- Trump vs. FNC Escalates
- POTUS: Network will ’Die’
- Wallace Fires Back: Does He Understand Free Press?
- Schiff: Impeachment Not Failure if Trump Acquitted…
- Rand Paul: Trump’s Impeachment Could ‘Dumb Down’ America’s Politics, ‘Destroy the Country’
- …Rand: Removal Effort Could ‘Destroy’ USA…
- Lindsey Graham Invites Rudy Giuliani to Judiciary Panel to Discuss Recent Ukraine Visit
- …Rudy Invited to Testify About Ukraine Trip…
- Cruz on Hunter Biden: ‘Perfectly Within the Authority of the President to Investigate Corruption’
- …Cruz: Investigating Hunter Biden ’Perfectly’ Legal
- Dulis: The ‘Pee Tape’ Hoax Is Finally, Absolutely Dead. It’s Time to Brand the ‘Rushers’ Who Pushed It.
- Dulis: The ‘Pee Tape’ Hoax Is Finally, Absolutely Dead. It’s Time to Brand the ‘Rushers’ Who Pushed It.
- Pollak: Dems *Still* Stuck on Russia ‘Collusion’ Conspiracy Theory
- FNC’s Pirro: James Comey Has Now Surpassed J. Edgar Hoover as the Most Corrupt FBI Director in History
- Pirro: Comey Surpassed J. Edgar Hoover as Most Corrupt FBI Director in History
- Hawley: FBI Interfered in the 2016 Election
- TRENT BAKER
- Book: Dossier Author Worked with Obama Admin to Cultivate Putin Sources
- Book: Dossier Author Worked with Obama Admin to Cultivate Putin Sources
- AARON KLEIN
- Leaked Document Shows Finland Preparing to Fly Back Islamic State Extremists
- Leak: Finland Preparing to Fly Back Islamic State Extremists
- Blumenthal: McConnell ‘Undermining the Credibility’ of Impeachment Trial
- PAM KEY
- FNC’s Geraldo Rivera: Trump ‘Probably’ Had a Quid Pro Quo with Ukraine
- FNC’s Geraldo Rivera: Trump ‘Probably’ Had a Quid Pro Quo with Ukraine
- PAM KEY
- Democrat Max Rose Supports Trump Impeachment
- Democrat Max Rose Supports Trump Impeachment
- SEAN MORAN
- Report: Pensacola Shooter Posted ‘Countdown Has Started’ to Social Media on 9/11
- Report: Pensacola Shooter Posted ‘Countdown Has Started’ to Social Media on 9/11
- New Jersey Town Becomes Sanctuary for Gun Rights
- New Jersey Town Becomes Sanctuary for Gun Rights
- AWR HAWKINS
- Veteran Foils Mass Shooting by Tackling Alleged Gunman
- Veteran Foils Mass Shooting by Tackling Alleged Gunman
- AWR HAWKINS
- Indian Opposition: Modi Replaced ‘Made in India’ with ‘Rape in India’
- Indian Opposition: Modi Replaced ‘Made in India’ with ‘Rape in India’
- Cameroon: Islamists Boko Haram Carrying Out ‘Daily Attacks’ near Nigerian Border
- Cameroon: Islamists Boko Haram Carrying Out ‘Daily Attacks’ near Nigerian Border
- Angry South Koreans Destroy Portrait of U.S. Ambassador Made of Tofu
- Venezuela: Dictator Maduro Seeks Criminal Charges Against President Guaidó
- Nolte: Greta Thunberg Says We Will ‘Put World Leaders Against the Wall’
- Nolte: Greta Says We Will ‘Put World Leaders Against the Wall’
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- MOST POPULAR
- West Point to 'Investigate' OK Hand Gesture Flashed by Cadets
- West Point to 'Investigate' OK Hand Gesture Flashed by Cadets
- Buying Impeachment: Pelosi-Aligned PAC Spends Millions
- Buying Impeachment: Pelosi-Aligned PAC Spends Millions
- Jeff Van Drew Likely to Abandon Democrats Over Impeachment
- Jeff Van Drew Likely to Abandon Democrats Over Impeachment
- Report: 90+ Virginia Counties, Municipalities Declared 2A Sanctuaries
- Report: 90+ Virginia Counties, Municipalities Declared 2A Sanctuaries
- Comey: 'I Was Wrong' FBI's FISA Abuse 'Was Not Acceptable'
- Comey: 'I Was Wrong' FBI's FISA Abuse 'Was Not Acceptable'
- Six Illegal Aliens Accused of Sex Trafficking Underage Girl
- Six Illegal Aliens Accused of Sex Trafficking Underage Girl
- Xochitl Torres Small: Impeaching Trump Will Protect National Security
- Xochitl Torres Small: Impeaching Trump Will Protect National Security
- Durbin: U.S. Government 'Certainly' Owes Carter Page an Apology
- Durbin: U.S. Government 'Certainly' Owes Carter Page an Apology
- Media Claims 'Muslims have Begun to Leave the UK' After Boris Win
- Media Claims 'Muslims have Begun to Leave the UK' After Boris Win
- Illegal Alien Accused of Killing Father of Two Freed into U.S. Again
- Illegal Alien Accused of Killing Father of Two Freed into U.S. Again
- South Africa: Black Savages Tie Up and Murder Elderly White Couple in Their Farmhouse
- Charles Martel
- Another act of brutal savagery from the dark continent.
- Gunman of Color Injures Badge Fag, Kills Lab Technician at Baltimore Methadone Clinic
- Charles Martel
- Negroid Arrested for Shooting and Killing Human Who Owed Him $20
- Charles Martel
- Third Devil Ape Sentenced for Role in Shotgun Murder of White Building Inspector
- Charles Martel
- Connecticut: Patio Primate Arraigned Over Shooting Death of White Drug User
- Charles Martel
- New Mexico: Spic Driver Kills White Man for Stealing a Shovel
- Charles Martel
- Sweden: 60-Year-Old Black Taxi Driver Sentenced for Raping Female Passenger
- Charles Martel
- Florence: Bengali Moslem Beats Up Italian Girl When She Refuses to Let Him Rape Her
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- Current threat: That fat German man who breaks into our houses at night. 🎅
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- Special Christmas article:
- Christmas (also known as: X-mas, Present Day, The Birthday of Jesus, Tree Appreciation Day and Capitalist Solstice) is a Christian holiday that was stolen from the Roman pagan holiday, Saturnalia, which was itself stolen from the viking Yule, and taken out of context at the expense of the workers in the United States. It is also used as an excuse to get drunk on eggnog as well as for fat men to dress up as Santa Claus and touch little kids and/or sneak into houses. Now it's a Jewish Capitalist conspiracy designed by officefags and Jews just so they can rip you off of your hard earned Jew Gold so they can fund their annual Cambodian brothel crawl and fuck 4 year old child prostitutes. It is also an excuse to see family who you had forgotten about for the last 365 days. In Australia it's just another excuse to get pissed, rape the cops and have old seedy pedophiles dress up as Santa Claus as an excuse to touch little kids. Christmas is also an excuse for your fat, redneck cousin to come over and get free beer. According to The Bible, Santa Claus was born the son of a jewish child prostitute and abandoned in an enchanted forest called Burzee to be raised by elves who he eventually enslaved upon reaching adulthood like the greedy kike that he was. Santa eventually killed some old viking fag and stole his magic sleigh, using it to molest European children across the land every Christmas Eve night and giving them presents to keep their mouths shut. After generations of this, he ended up becoming the primary symbol of capitalism worldwide.
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- BLACKB0ND
- BLACKB0ND (aka Ryan Galiber) is an internet famous half-breed who spends his spare time making bait videos for YouTube jewgolds. His channel is based only on drama, controversy, and drinking the tears of gamers with an opposite preference.
- BLACKB0ND's videos do however have a purpose; he elaborates upon why his opinion is always valid and claims to "speak the truth." His vocabulary would appear to be limited, as demonstrated by the repeated use of the terms "clown," "social reject," "exposed," "damage control," and "cocksucker," the last being one which he utilizes to excess, due to an enormous amount of projection and personal experience.
- Despite on many occasions claiming to not be a troll, Ryan constantly goes on other videos attacking small channels and shaming them on his own videos. In summary, Ryan goes around bullying people with a lower rate of subscribers and prevents them from getting a decent amount because he believes his opinion is god tier.
- Ryan also works as a primary school teacher because of his simplistic grammatical ability. What this means is that while Ryan isn't uploading his next bait video, he's stroking his orangutan sausage over school photos of his students like a sick fuck.
- Ryan also upholds a firm no h8ers policy of "If you can't accept the truth, then don't come on my channel, because I will block you for calling me out on my lies."
- (( BLACKBOND 007: RANT ANOTHER DAY ))
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- Duke Humfrey's Library is the oldest reading room in the Bodleian Library at the University of Oxford. It is named after Humphrey, Duke of Gloucester, a connoisseur of literature, who donated his collection of 281 books to the university at his death in 1447. Books were hand-written at the time and his legacy was considered an extraordinarily generous donation, since the university previously had only 20 books. Only three books from the original donation remain, the rest having been removed in 1550 and probably burnt during the Reformation. The library was restored and restocked by Thomas Bodley from 1598 onwards. The books in the oldest part of the library are accommodated in oak bookcases that are at right angles to the walls on either side, with integrated reading desks. The ceiling consists of panels painted with the coat of arms of the University of Oxford.
- Photograph credit: David Iliff
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- Bye. I'm gonna go have sex with a porcupine... What? Everyone has sexual urges.
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