Sex Joke Man Page

SEX
Name
	sex - have sex
SYNOPSIS
	sex [options] ... [username] ...
DESCRIPTION
	sex allows the invoker to have sex with the user(s) specified in the command line. If no users are
	specified, they are taken from the LOVERS enviroment variable. options to interesting
	are as follows:

	-l masturbate
	-a external stimuls (aphrodisiac) option
	-B animal
		bestiality with animal
	-c chocolate sauce option
	-C chaining option (cuffs included) (see also -m -s -W)
	-d file
		get a date with the features described in file.
	-e exhibitionism (image sent to all machines on the net)
	-f foreplay option
	-F nasal sex with plants
	-i coitus interruptus (messy!)
	-j jacuzzi option (California sites only)
	-l leather option)
	-m masochism (see -s)
	-M triple parallel (Menage à tróis) option
	-n necrophillia (if target process is not dead, program kills it)
	-o oral option
	-O parallel access (orgy)
	-p debug option (proposition only)
	-P pedophilia (must specify a child process)
	-q quicky (wham, bam, thank you, ma'am)
	-s sadism (target must set -m)
	-S sundae option
	-v voyeurism (surveys the entire net_
	-w whipped cream option
	-W whips (see also -s, -C and -m)
ENVIROMENT
	LOVERS is a list of default partners which will be used if none are specified in the
	command line. if a partner is specified the values in LOVERS is ignored.
FILES
	/usr/share/sex/animals
		animals for bestiality
	/usr/share/sex/blackbook
		possible dates
	/usr/share/sex/sundaes
		sundae recipes
	/usr/share/sex/s&m
		sado-masochistic equipment
BUGS
	^C (quit process) may leave the user vert unsatisfied.
	^Z (stop process) is usally quite messy.
HISTORY
	Oldest program ever.