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- At Least 44 Shot During Weekend in Mayor Johnson's Chicago
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- Vows to Destroy Hamas Military
- 800 Dead, 2,400 Wounded
- SDEROT, ISRAEL - OCTOBER 09: Israeli forces increase security measures at the Gaza border in Sderot, Israel on October 09, 2023. (Photo by Mostafa Alkharouf/Anadolu Agency via Getty Images)
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- Gaza Palestinians Israeli woman (AFP via Getty)
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- Negroid Arrested After Stabbing Social Justice Advocate to Death in Bedford-Stuyvesant Area.
- He was a warrior.
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- Supreme_Court
- Taxes The Supreme Court of the Jewnited States (commonly abbreviated as SCROTUS) are the nine kings and queens that rule the United States of Amerifat, and all of them are above the law, meaning niggers putting pubic hair on Anita Hill's coke can is okay. More specifically, five kings and queens rule that obese nation, since every player on Survivor knows you need a solid five to win the game. In true democratic fashion, a single swing vote or philosopher king is all that's needed to create or destroy shit. This gives SCROTUS actual power, unlike the cardboard cutouts that puddle-shaped Americans vote for. Originally envisioned by slave-owners as a form of IRL Internet court, SCROTUS has become like a Magic card run amok, leading to unforeseen consequences in the rulebook, such as the political realization of Plato's Philosopher King concept.
- According to the United States Constitution, the President is appointed by a body of nine old rich white men (sometimes women or black person when a liberal is president but still old and rich) who are kept alive long past the natural span of mortal years by the Black Arts. A vote of 5–4 is needed to pwn Al Gore.
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- The radiated tortoise (Astrochelys radiata) is a species of tortoise in the family Testudinidae. Although it is native to and most abundant in southern Madagascar, it can also be found in the rest of this island, and has been introduced to the islands of Réunion and Mauritius. It is a very long-lived species, with recorded lifespans of up to 188 years. Adults typically have a carapace length of 26 to 38 centimetres (10 to 15 in). These tortoises are classified as critically endangered by the IUCN, mainly because of the destruction of their habitat and because of poaching.
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