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- Morning, nig nogs. Time for the news.
- Emperor Biden: Joe Sets Record for Executive Orders in First Week
- WASHINGTON, DC - JANUARY 20: U.S. President Joe Biden prepares to sign a series of executive orders at the Resolute Desk in the Oval Office just hours after his inauguration on January 20, 2021 in Washington, DC. Biden became the 46th president of the United States earlier today during the …
- President Joe Biden has issued more executive orders in his first week in office — not yet complete, as of this writing — than any of his 45 predecessors.
- Breaking ‘Unity’ Pledge, Joe Biden Backs Trump Impeachment Trial
- Breaking ‘Unity’ Pledge, Joe Biden Backs Trump Impeachment Trial…
- 17,245
- …Doesn’t Believe Trump Will Be Convicted…
- 4,653
- Joe Biden Hints Coronavirus Restrictions Through ‘Early Fall’ — ‘Never Said I’d Do It in Two Months’
- …Hints Coronavirus Restrictions Through ‘Early Fall’ — ‘Never Said I’d Do It in Two Months’
- 4,840
- Fauci Highest Paid Employee in Entire Federal Government
- 443
- 28 Vulnerable House Democrats Silent on Biden’s Amnesty for Illegal Aliens
- 28 Vulnerable House Democrats Silent on Biden’s Amnesty for Illegal Aliens
- 1,064
- Gabby Giffords: 2021 Goal Is to Push Gun Control via ‘Powerful Platforms’ in Hollywood
- Gabby Giffords: 2021 Goal Is to Push Gun Control via ‘Powerful Platforms’ in Hollywood
- 6,389
- Kyrsten Sinema Declares Opposition to Eliminating Senate Filibuster
- 336
- Matt Gaetz: Liz Cheney’s Attacks Against Me, Thomas Massie Demonstrate Her ‘Vindictive Style’
- Gaetz: Cheney’s Attacks Against Me Demonstrate Her ‘Vindictive Style’
- 299
- Bokhari: Witness the Power of the American Oligarchy
- …Witness the Power of the American Oligarchy…
- 60
- Bokhari: Biden Will Merge Big Tech Power with State Power
- Bokhari: Biden Will Merge Big Tech Power with State Power…
- 149
- BOKHARI: Hunger Games America
- …Hunger Games America
- ALLUM BOKHARI
- 143
- Joe Biden Issues Travel Ban on South Africa; Reinstates Europe, Brazil Bans
- Joe Biden Issues Travel Ban on South Africa; Reinstates Europe, Brazil Bans…
- 458
- Poll: Only One in Five Americans Believe Biden Can Unify the Country
- Poll: Only One in Five Americans Believe Biden Can Unify the Country
- HARIS ALIC
- 12,526
- White House: Joe Biden Wants to Speed Up Replacing Andrew Jackson on $20 Bill with Harriet Tubman
- WH: Biden Wants to Speed Up Replacing Andrew Jackson on $20 Bill with Harriet Tubman
- 1,135
- World’s 10 Richest People $500 Billion Richer Since Coronavirus Began
- 94
- Schumer: We’ll ‘Try’ to Pass COVID Relief ‘in the Next Month, Month-and-a-Half’
- Schumer: We’ll ‘Try’ to Pass COVID Relief ‘in the Next Month, Month-and-a-Half’…
- 363
- …Will Move on COVID Relief without GOP if Need Be, ‘Must Get It Done Quickly’
- 152
- Andrew Cuomo Expects to Loosen Some NY Coronavirus Restrictions
- Andrew Cuomo Expects to Loosen Some NY Coronavirus Restrictions
- 79
- Las Vegas Moves to Reopen Schools amid Rise in Student Suicides
- Las Vegas Moves to Reopen Schools amid Rise in Student Suicides
- 79
- Joe Biden: ‘America Is Safer’ When Transgender Americans Can Serve Openly
- Joe Biden: ‘America Is Safer’ When Transgender Americans Can Serve Openly
- 778
- Rep. Bob Good: Democrats Smeared Military as White Supremacists to Justify Lloyd Austin Confirmation
- Rep. Bob Good: Dems Smeared Military as White Supremacists to Justify Lloyd Austin Confirmation
- 170
- Joe Biden Executive Order Could Have Taxpayers Fully Funding San Francisco Homeless Hotels
- Joe Biden EO Could Have Taxpayers Fully Funding SF Homeless Hotels
- 2,763
- Nolte: Biden Lied About Having a COVID Plan
- 1,714
- Fauci: Trump Wanted Me to ‘Be More Positive’ in Coronavirus Outlook
- Fauci: Trump Wanted Me to ‘Be More Positive’ in Coronavirus Outlook
- 704
- Joe Biden Reverses Donald Trump’s Pentagon Transgender Policy
- Biden Reverses Trump’s Pentagon Transgender Policy…
- 1,865
- Nolte: Liz Cheney’s Office Mocks Matt Gaetz’s Masculinity with ‘Beauty Bag’ Comment
- Nolte: Liz Cheney’s Office Mocks Matt Gaetz’s Masculinity with ‘Beauty Bag’ Comment
- 552
- Farage: Joe Biden is in ‘Complete Denial’ About Antifa and the Radical Left
- Farage: Joe Biden is in ‘Complete Denial’ About Antifa and the Radical Left
- 415
- ‘Let Us Break the Chains’: Cuban Priests Urge Rise Against Communism
- ‘Let Us Break the Chains’: Cuban Priests Urge Rise Against Communism
- 91
- North Korea Tells Citizens Biden Is President in Passing Mention
- North Korea Tells Citizens Biden Is President in Passing Mention
- 57
- Navalny Protests Sweep Russia, Western Nations Denounce Mass Arrests
- 66
- China’s Xi Jinping Scolds U.S. to Avoid ‘Cold War’ and ‘Arrogant Isolation’ at Davos
- 91
- Google Workers Announce International Union Alliance
- Google Workers Announce International Union Alliance
- LUCAS NOLAN
- 88
- Facebook Blacklists 78,000+ Users for Violating QAnon Policies
- Facebook Blacklists 78,000+ Users for Violating QAnon Policies
- 238
- Texas Manufacturing Growth Slows Sharply
- Texas Manufacturing Growth Slows Sharply
- 85
- …Impeachment Manager: ‘You Can Try Somebody Who Has Left Office’
- 359
- Growing Number of GOP Senators Oppose Impeachment Trial
- Growing Number of GOP Senators Oppose impeachment Trial…
- 1,807
- …Romney Favors: Important for ‘Unity’…
- PAM KEY
- 65,847
- Maxine Waters: Trump Will ‘Take over Legislatures, Little Towns and Cities’ If Not Convicted for Insurrection
- …Mad Max: Convict Or He’ll Take over Small Towns Across USA!…
- 29,408
- …Michigan GOP Rep. Censured for Vote to Remove
- KYLE OLSON
- 3,252
- Hunter Biden Stops Presidential Motorcade for Bagels
- Hunter Biden Stops Presidential Motorcade for Bagels
- 7,761
- Poll: Only One in Five Americans Believe Biden Can Unify the Country
- Poll: Only One in Five Americans Believe Biden Can Unify the Country
- 12,526
- Without a Path to End Filibuster, Senate Leaders Proceed on Agreement
- Without a Path to End Filibuster, Senate Leaders Proceed on Agreement
- 3,643
- Swalwell: We Can’t Give Trump a Chance to Do This Again
- Swalwell: We Can’t Give Trump a Chance to Do This Again
- 18,431
- Waters: Trump Will 'Take over Legislatures, Little Towns and Cities'
- Waters: Trump Will 'Take over Legislatures, Little Towns and Cities'
- 29,408
- Advertisers Bowing Out for Super Bowl Over Worries of Offending
- Advertisers Bowing Out for Super Bowl Over Worries of Offending
- 10,204
- Raskin: Impeachment Is to 'Protect the Republic' From Trump
- Raskin: Impeachment Is to 'Protect the Republic' From Trump
- 568
- Trump Establishes 'Office of the Former President' in Florida
- Trump Establishes 'Office of the Former President' in Florida
- 801
- Fauci: It 'Just Makes Common Sense' That Two Masks Are Effective
- Fauci: It 'Just Makes Common Sense' That Two Masks Are Effective
- 21,591
- Gabby Giffords: 2021 Goal Is to Push Gun Control via Hollywood
- Gabby Giffords: 2021 Goal Is to Push Gun Control via Hollywood
- Bessemer Baboon Murders Man at The Woods of Hoover Apartment Complex.
- I'm starting to get the impression that apartment complexes aren't very safe places to live.
- Negress Fatally Stabs 60 Year Old Man in Lynnwood.
- Police Searching for Nig Who Committed Assault in Augusta.
- Silverback Rear Ends Cop Car, Crashes into Lamppost After Augusta Police Pursue Him for Not Having License Plates.
- Seattle: Nagger Kicks Woman in Head on Bus, Then Kicks Another Woman While She Was Planting Flowers, Leaving Her Hospitalized.
- Spic Homosexual Arrested for Molesting Teenage Boy at His Brentwood Chipotle Restaurant.
- Nigloid Refuses Plea Deal After Shooting into Penn Square Mall, Missing One Man.
- Niggerbocker Breaks into Marion House, Assaults Occupants, Steals Belongings Before Fleeing onto Streets.
- Chattanooga: Negro Hobo Rapes Woman While She Was Sleeping After Letting Him Stay in Her House.
- Police Searching for Two Speecs Who Stole Vehicle in Chesterfield County.
- Afro-American Arrested After Stalking Several VCU Students.
- Two Bongo Beaters Arrested After Wilmington Police Officer Finds Marijuana and Several Stolen Guns in Their Car.
- .......... Weather.
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- Tue 26 | Night
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- Current threat: Creepy Joe. 👴🏻
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- Power Rangers
- Power Rangers is a show that everyone used to watch at least for two years of their life, but will never admit to doing so. First aired on Fox in 1993 when you where still hoping to get a Sega for Christmas (assuming you were alive then) the show has had 19 seasons give or take, two movies and over 700 episodes, though noone seems to know why. The show itself is based mainly on a jap show know as Super Sentai. It can pretty much be summed up as Sailor Moon + Voltron + Crap = Power Rangers.
- (( GO GO POWER RANGERS ))
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- Gorky Park is a park in central Moscow, Russia, inaugurated in 1928 following the use of the site in 1923 for the First All-Russian Agricultural and Handicraft Industries Exhibition. The park was named after the writer and political activist Maxim Gorky. It underwent a major reconstruction in 2011; nearly all the amusement rides and other attractions were removed, extensive lawns and flower beds were created, and new roadways were laid. A 15,000 m2 (160,000 sq ft) ice rink was installed at the same time. This picture shows the colonnaded main portal of Gorky Park.
- Photograph credit: Alexander Savin
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- Bye, guys. I'm gonna go tie my dog to a parked freight train.
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